How much of this drivel can you read before throwing up the towel? 5 words for me.

You say 'in-dite' I say 'in-dickt' tomayto...tomahto Let's call the whole thing off

Well, shit!

Photo taken 1966. Foreshadowing?

“… and then he said, ‘No, it’s the FIFA World Cup Peace Prize.’”

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

In case you needed even more motivation to vote in the Midterm elections... #AccountabilityIsComing

Apparently, the media is asleep too. Where’s @jaketapper.bsky.social ???

This is my kind of good trouble.

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

That is NOT what he said!

The words, "My husband won't let me..." need to be eradicated. If you are a spouse who wields control and does not enjoy a hand in hand journey in life, you need to reassess as does your spouse.

person woman man two all beef patties special sauce camera TV lettuce cheese Hannibal Lecter pickles onions Arnold Palmer's schlong shark electricity on a cofveve sesame seed bun

Anyone thinking about asking your doc to put you on hospice because the economy is so f'ed up you'll run out of money before you die and would be a huge burden to your kids? KILL ME NOW

Many ppl learned what tsuris means today.

81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.

If that man spoke French... "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"

Stick the sandwich someplace else? Oh Jeanine, you have a multitude of orifices and I have a VAST imagination.

What is point blank range for a sandwich? It's gotta be closer than fruit? Amiright?

It was a drive by condiment-ing? They call him "Mustard Tits" now?

Trump's "Irrefutable fact" reminds me of George Carlin's mutually exclusive words and things you never hear. JUMBO shrimp guest host Military Intelligence hand me that piano It's a good day to laugh

Way more.

SCOTUS trying to put Frankenstein in the Genie bottle?

This is how a real President is supposed to act

THIS THIS THIS

His lies and bs are getting ever so tiresome.

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Coeur D'Alene is voting against MAGA!!!!! There is hope!!!!

MAGA is losing in Kootenai County! There is hope for our Democracy!!! Check results against this!

@msnbc.com MAGA IS BEHIND IN KOOTENAI COUNTY!!!!

Loving this day

Way to go Arapahoe!

You found $40 billion to bail out Argentina. But refuse to provide a dime to keep American children from going hungry. Show some leadership, get off the golf course and reopen the government.

202-225-2777 Speaker Johnson DC office "Swear her in" mikejohnson.house.gov/contact/

Laugh of the day: When Trump said, "to be honest with you," on 60 minutes tonight.

What he said: 💯 🎯

Pigs at the trough.

The White House phone number care of google: (202) 456-7041 Just in case you want to say "Happy Halloween" or "hungry kids need SNAP" or "pay our troops"

Being an SF Giants fan, I approve of this...very much! Humming "Oh Canada"

History does seem to repeat 🤞

Who else has friends that have never been gun owners buying guns and taking gun safety courses?

🤣😂🤣

This is so fucked up.