a-ah... wide load comin th-th-th-through ......... it's a ....... purple pik mion ...... such a, wide, load, hmm ? it ah, m-makes a shockwave when that d dumpy lands ... how queer....

I SMOKED THE WEED THAT STOPS DIMENTIA

[ holding a burger like a beautiful woman but he’s getting slime all over it ] ouh

[ At the diner ] ummmm mmm M m may I please h-h-have, An, QC, burger Hmm? A QC burger, yes, w-with extra dip, For, The fries ,

WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE CRIB BUT THE DJ'S SONG STARTS PLAYING THE FREEDOM MOTIF SO YOU LOWK GOTTA SLIME OUT THE ENTIRE PARTY FOR A SHADOW CRYSTAL

(( made this in a flash of inspiration

(( holy fuck this wasn’t on my main ouhhh my god I’m gonna be sick

sometimes I miss my funny poke slop

(( bbuh

temp pinned its riley

ooooh n-no, bro….

(( srry for not being around, dosage change is kicking my ass

bein' real here lads i've been spendin the points on gacha rolls till somefin' bad happens to me

(( my cat is biting my ankles while i destroy shiny wo-chien send help

i d-do not comprehend how, how this has gotten s-so bad... Doctor Alphys, th-the one i Used to k know, at least, this is hm? so, so peculiar. perhaps, the matter is, is that s-she only sees tenna as. hm, the object?

(( still debating on making a papyrus acc. but idk if it would be ut paps or my take on dt paps

why are t-they are holding him up, by his cock …..

(( fuck if we pee paw in this bitch

[ in qc’s diner, stuffing his face with hotcakes, when he suddenly perks up ] S s s s sssome thing is happen ing …

[ * Grilled cheese... ] ♥️ If you Please * In my Knees * Socrates

[ * Suddenly, a tempest. ]

(( my brain (December is the knight but not literally)

I have, h-home grown estrogen and t-t-testosterone, if anybody requires It

(( anomalous therapist dr g strikes again. next he will be at ICE-E to eat yummy delicious hotcakes

. . . huh. * ( she looks up to address the giver, but. . . well, there is no man here. she blinks again, and looks around. ) . . . uh. thanks?

@simulationresearch.bsky.social yooooo is that m-my goat (gaster of all time), d-doctor wing-a-bling hypot-toaster? g-g give me some sugar, Bro

[ <- the face it makes knowing damn well it was directly responsible for the disappearance of december holiday thus indirectly leading to all of these events, including tenna's abandonment issues, occurring in the first place ]

[ looks around like a lost dog ] guh

a-alright, we are here, sitting in the c-c-car ….

(( been a little insane today since seeing both emma AND Mable in pokemon za. when are we getting our clemont cameo im gonna throw up

k-kris....... are you there?

(( finished dk bananza hooooly fuck

did you know i was hung

(( i guess i'm cememting peepaw as hometown's evil shadowy psychologist from another world who hides behind trees, huh

(( insane this video is where i revel my 'dess is a human' colors (she has person shoes in her closet and kris looked up to her)

physical Appearances are good and dandy, but ah …….. what is inside is equally, as important, of course. but you know this a-already, hmmm?? Dating somebody who is p pretty, but toxic, is often a bad idea

(( this is like the 2nd animatic i've made ever (feachering gabi)

[ TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO LAUGH REALLY HARD ] woooah

(( my impulse control is telling me to make cooking with gaster my new pinned

[ the screen flashes ominously- cutting to what seems to be a… kitchen? in the middle of a black void? Ah W-Welcome… Today we will be making ssoup, but not just any ordinary soup , I’ll be teaching you Doctor Gaster’s aWard winning , DT Jambalaya…

[ sitting down on his void couch (couch made of nothing) and petting his cat (which may or may not be the legend of delta rune’s devil) ] hoooooly fuck

(( this is in hindsight really funny because my bit with dr g is that he genuinely enjoyed jevil / spamton’s company and him fucking then up was like completely unintentional. he didn’t mean to do that to them. this breakup stems from his old man negligence

h-h-how did I fuck him up, This badly, I forgot o-ONE phone call. and f-forgot. I forgot one call , one call, that’s all,

[ yelling into the phone ] SPAMTON S SPAMTON STOP ITS NOT WORTH IT STOP STOP YOU ARE FUCKING DEMENTED SSSTOP GO HOME

ooooh fuck