HUFF. I got really, really wound up today and ranted to a couple people about all my fantasies which only got me MORE wound up…!!! Fun!! Guuuuh I just wanna be lost in a crash kinky RP fugue state for a while…

Christmas time !!! Time to get force fed wayyy to much eggnog till I'm whimpering and whining about how I'm too full while trying not to cum

It chrimmus Merry chrimmus Art by Sunhee :>

quick lil christmas sketch !

You’re so real for this, actually

Merry almost chrimmus dorks; don't mind me, just spreading good vibes (and spreading my magical pampdork brainrot) with @coltjcalister.bsky.social <3

Jingle meows!

And speaking of catching up on posts here: Cali! The goofball that came to pass after a certain prince's romp with @veekitty.bsky.social . Don't mess with his balloons or they might just actually punch you-

Here be the winners for November and December's Kofi raffles respectively, featuring @anteupace.bsky.social and @veekitty.bsky.social <3

Oop, need to catch this place up on a couple art posts. As a reminder, my Discord is where I tend to post first, with places like these being a close second (as long as i don't forgor like a sillyhead)

Thank you for those who accept me Its been a very long journey and still many steps to take, but your support means the world to this dork

Alright, full stop, I wanna be a Greninja for a while So uuuuuuuuhh new look! Yeah my brain is just complete mush for this frog okay-

It's always the most confident parties that wipe on floor 1. <_> Magical balloon girl mage and waddly moth knight get humbled on their first encounter, art by a cool dweeb and featuring my friend @theconflicted.bsky.social 's character Lee.

Pst, awesome friend made a thing, go look at it

myrajusgames.itch.io/clownaround I PUBLISHED A COMIC. Feat. @meltyautumn.bsky.social ‘s Natalie as a small cameo! I’m super proud of how this came out, so please take a look! (The comic is free, but can be dono’d at.) Please enjoy, I worked VERY hard on it.

Quick birthday thing for @balloonquincy.bsky.social Not much to say, I just know the Prince enjoys blowing Pop up nice and big hehe~

Happy Halloween everyone! Remember to be safe out there tonight, never know what you're gonna run into...that is to say if ya see me out there tonight, it'd probably be best if you avoid me, I tend to get a little out of myself~~

Well, seems some folks didn't care to heed my warning...oh well, they can join the bouquet and be just as BEAUTIFUL as me~~

Oh to be a big, simple shaped party balloon and pumped up until I'm full to bursting...

waaah

Got a new character in the works, but they'll need a little time in the oven before you guys can see 'em. @veekitty.bsky.social is said oven by the way, make sure to give them some love and praise for taking care of the royal heir so well ;3 Art by the cool @addde.bsky.social

Skinth won once more this month, so this pic is getting a sequel! Their training as a pamp princess has gone swell~

Some of my balloonkin didn't get picked up on the first go-around, so I'm putting them up on offer! Call one yer own for just 25 doubloons, half off! (Check replies to spot em all)

Also here's an alt with a regular balloon instead

The costume may be fake but the stinger packs a LOT of air! comm for @balloonquincy.bsky.social !

@poqato.bsky.social Happy belated birthday, have a cookie :) (Art by @addde.bsky.social)

Love my babe @princesskirb.bsky.social oh so very much <333

Happy birthday @veekitty.bsky.social Yer one of the coolest folk in my book; here's to plenty more awesome years <3

Blow this boy taut pretty please :)

Eleen makes wonderful stuff; give their art a looksee, snatch up something cute :>

I want to do more art in my rubberhose style, so 35$ will getcha a rubberhose version of your oc, full body. If interested, please dm me here or on discord!

First raffle prize goes to Skinth over on Furaffinity! They wanted a taste of rubbery royalty, and how could I say no?~

Finished the #AirborneAugust group piece I started about a week ago!! Interactions on this post will add time to the blimp-lock of everyone in it, their @'s will be in the comments! Every ❤️ = 2 hours! Every 🔁 = 4 hours! Every 💬 = 6 hours!

Since @2buoyant.bsky.social is gonna be stuck in their new shape for a bit, went ahead and helped them get a new refsheet (art by the cool @hectorcollector.bsky.social)

#Formlock time? Let's see how badly you'll keep this racc a big balloon in #AirborneAugust and add on to the ~2 months left from last year... Every three months additional and I'll give a chance to afflict the racc with a permanent change... Every ❤️ = 2 hours! Every 🔁 = 4 hours! Every 💬 = 6 hours!

We've all decided as a collective that we should take part in this silly thing for #AirborneAugust. Let's all be helium filled orbs! Every ❤️ = 2 hours! Every 🔁 = 4 hours! Every 💬 = 6 hours! Every Follow = 12 hours!

... fuck it. Happy #AirborneAugust. Why not celebrate by inflating dragon (against his will) and keep him that way for as long as possible! "HUH WHAT!?" Every ❤️ = 2 hours! Every 🔁 = 4 hours! Every 💬 = 6 hours! 🎨 @/kitsovereign.bsky.social & @/franacisco.bsky.social #blimplock

Fun fact, @anteupace.bsky.social used to be a theatre nerd :p Art by the mischievous @addde.bsky.social

Updating my Kofi benefits! If you support me for over 6 coins a month, you'll get put into a raffle! Winner gets some fun art involving them and yours truly.~ First raffle will be this Sunday! Chipping in provides other benefits too and helps me handle life behind the curtain.

Hello valued users. Beginning August 1st of this year, the owner and proprietor of this account will be "TF"ed into a mouse. The duration will be determined by the number of engagements this post receives via like. In simpler terms: 1 like = 1 day orbyssey is forced to spend as a mouse (see below)

(Blueberry, inflation, peril) *OneSomethingGuye donated $30 "The suspense is terrible, I hope it lasts 🥴*

Quickest way to get a balloonkin super overcharged with magic is using their own magic against them (blimp magic) :3 bday gift for @balloonquincy.bsky.social

Haaappy biiirthdaaay tooo meeee

Birthday this Monday. Happy balloon noises.

This jolly noble has been picked up by @desideriaocculta.bsky.social !~

-Finished YCH- It's the classic balloon battle game you all know and love! (Just uh, with one little "harmless" twist~)