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Great day for arsenal but man Arteta won't even bring norgaard into a game up 3 nil with less than a half hour left Silliness

Him: What would be your dream job Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch Him: Oh come off it there's no such job Me:

Pretty pathetic Minneapolis Let Michelin create a great lakes restaurant guide without the twin cities Frankly, the fact cities pay to be in the guide means I won't use it Have some integrity Minneapolis and Michelin www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs. Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026. This is what corporate greed looks like.

Dear every GOP/MAGA jagoff: WE TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T CARE IF SHIT CAME OUT ABOUT DEMOCRATS. SWEEP EVERY SEXUAL PREDATOR OUT OF PUBLIC LIFE. EVERY‼️ LAST‼️ ONE ‼️ OF ‼️ THEM ‼️

The average number of limbs per person

Throwing Sproat in this situation, relief after getting rocked in his first start, is why the Brewers vastly outperform projections Put players in position to succeed Treat them like human beings

mastodon feels like what would happen if an HOA was also a microblogging website

This is so, so well-articulated.

Trump's DOJ just ended its prosecution of the bank that helped Iran dodge U.S. sanctions, as what looks like a favor to his dictator buddy Erdogan. Trump sacrificed U.S. servicemembers' lives and spiked gas prices to attack Iran, but he lets Iran's bankers off scot-free. It's all a grift.

@metrotransitmn.bsky.social left my backpack on the green line Saturday and just retrieved it from your lost and found be target field Everything is still in the backpack! Thanks so much to everyone involved

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@warren.senate.gov was a big supporter of your presidential campaigns That ends today as you endorse a fucking Nazi? As with every other senile boomer in DC, you have lost the plot Please resign

Pep Guardiola on Morocco being announced as AFCON winners 2 months later: The decisions are being made behind the scenes. What happens everywhere. What we see, it didn't happen, it always Happens behind the scenes. That is what happened lately in football and all around the world in other subjects.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

The fact that many tech CEOs find LLMs extremely useful for their day-to-day work says more about what these CEOs bring to the table than it says about the capabilities of LLMs.

Wrote about how MAGA is a rebellion against the reality of interdependence, and how that led the Trump administration to completely ignore the potential fallout of going to war with Iran. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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When it came down to it and it was 0-0 in a must win game for the title, Arteta turned to Max Dowman and that tells you everything about the boy’s talent.

Tough going as you'd expect against Everton, who have hit the post and been denied by an extraordinary block by Riccardo Calafiori. Arsenal struggling to make openings despite plenty of territory, but we absolutely should have had a penalty, and it would potentially have been a red card too.

Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in: 2008: 0.3% 2024: 19% @nytimes.com #GildedAge www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...

“Comically unqualified, intensely partisan, and unflaggingly devoted to whatever ridiculous thing bubbled out of Donald Trump’s mouth five minutes ago” - @paulwaldman.bsky.social unpacks the general traits of a prototype member of Trump cabinet - the worst in U.S. history. Via @atrupar.com

I have questions about the tunnel emphasized by the @nytimes.com & @trbrtc.bsky.social. The main question concerns the very long, shallow path to reach the protection of the mountain unlike the three tunnel entrances on which we normally focus. It's curious.

I truly do think all of the "Noem out, Mullin in" posts and stories are failing American democracy right now! Trump is announcing his nominee. That's it. If the Senate majority wants to confirm him, they're a part of this—even after knowing what they know now. And that matters come November.

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46 years ago we likely had most of the world pulling for USA Can't blame anybody for hoping Canada wins today All the same, huge penalty kill!! USA🇺🇲🇺🇲

@flipboard.com been using your app longer than I can remember, feels like at least a decade Appreciate what y'all do but just encountered two CBP ads as I scrolled the news feed Really unfortunate you are now indelibly associated with the violence and chaos that agency is inflicting on America

This is disgusting. All of these people who negotiated with ICE and told no one what they did need to be removed from office.

Bummer, Tabitha has been so great all week and kind of let herself down with those last two rocks Tied for best US finish for the ladies, great job

I look forward to it was with Canada this weekend Should be easy for the US to win both Maple leaves are the weakest leaf, everyone knows this Women's curling up first

Absolute dog shit game Pathetic coaching and the QB play is even worse Expect full gaslighting from the commentators, which is expected and accepted We need to take back honesty in sports coverage before we can fix journalism in this country

Donald Trump will never know this L❤️VE.

Tell you what, I love sports where people stand around and talk about the game Golf, darts, bowling and right now, curling Czechia getting curb stomped by 🇺🇸 so far

Was thinking about these guys the other day, reassuring he's a true believer Say what you will about the tenets of libertarianism, at least it's an ethos

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social exactly Why are you working to find an illegitimate, rogue agency? You are a large part of the problem here bud Real simple, no funding for anything until ICE is abolished and Trump/Noem/RFK/Miller impeached If you can't do this then resign

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you are truly terrible at your job Seeing as you don't have an ounce of courage not moral integrity, please resign You'd be great at selling real estate

@amyklobuchar.com as always you are a total failure This CR deal is totally unacceptable and demonstrates you don't have the life skills to be a senator, please resign Your gubernatorial candidacy is a joke and I will work very hard to make sure you lose in the primary

@schumer.senate.gov you are a fucking idiot A 10 year old can easily realize your negotiation skills are non existent; if you had a shred of dignity you'd resign from the Senate today

@schumer.senate.gov You are such a fucking simp You couldn't sell a jacket to somebody naked in the Arctic Abolish ICE Impeach Trump These are the only acceptable conditions for any D to vote to fund any portion of this government Please fucking resign and go play with your imaginary friends

@kenwhite.bsky.social why would Ellison not just charge the two individuals responsible for these murders in MN? Seems like it would be easy to get a grand jury to agree and I don't think you need more than the video to get convictions in this environment

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

@klobuchar.senate.gov as usual you can't do anything right Your ask is for ICE to leave MN, why so they can go somewhere else and do the same? Your ask is for a fair investigation? The demand, not ask, is fire impeachment of trump, Noem, hegseth, bondi and RFK Additionally ICE is abolished

Looking to see how close the fish store in MPLS is compared to where ICE murdered an innocent US citizen to see if we'll run into protests As one does in the twin cities these days #abolishice #mnstrong

@klobuchar.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov hearings on impeachment start tomorrow If you can't do it on the Senate floor rent a fucking ballroom at the Radisson No Senate business, none, until the President is removed from office Then abolish ICE

Powell going to the supreme court arguments for Cook is a massive power move Fucking epic

i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals

This is a pathetic football game Both teams should be sent home but after the nix injury the winner will likely go to the super bowl Bet on the NFC people

@schumer.senate.gov please resign Don't care what you do, go hang out with your imaginary friends You are an abject failure as a man and a senator and a leader History will document how much of a useless tool you are Again, resignation is the best path guard for everyone