"..." "...mhm." "...right, i'll give them the news." [hangs up the phone] "...alright, the banker is...rather miffed about the last few case choices...and wants you out." "...the banker is now offering... ...a pre-made DnD character sheet from the starter kit."

I can’t believe FFXIV invented Filipinos

Announcing the team for polymorphite! This group of 13 contributors will be helping bring you our upcoming rhythm-dodging game for PC, polymorphite! Links and details in the thread below! 🧵

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

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buddy its just a washing machine

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

Dawg lmfao

I still like being a robot

'World's end loneliness' 🎼🌹 headshot for Archai [ #furry #furryart #avali #musicart #worldsendloneliness ]

That’s right… WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN!! Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades 2 Wishlist now on Meta Quest & Steam

A test design for my dracthyr in World of Warcraft. Dracthyr are really neat, I hope we see them come back into more importance again in the future. Did this a few days ago.

My new favorite Insta Reels content: A lady dressed like an old babushka makes PoV videos where the perspective is from a fairy she has trapped in a jar and the comments all collectively, silently agreed to commit to the bit and post as if they are all in the jar together

I still agree!

KDE will be 30 years old this year and Katie updates her look! KDE is all about innovating, but Katie hadn't changed her apparel in more than 10 years. Now, sporting an orange hoodie and leggings, she's ready to spring into action and stomp on all those bugs! kde.org/anniversarie... #kdeAt30

bonus evil rem

Thank you for your application, but our polycule isn't currently accepting applicants. Here's other roles you might be interested in: - Chewtoy - Nemesis - Hyperfixation Listener - Scratching post - Gunpla Provider - [censored] Best regards, Niccy

this is the shit they hit you with right before you engage with a super boss

Balloon kitty render for you all!! Eliza.... what is that shirt girl...

Honestly it’s a great bit you spend the whole game fighting dudes with magic and squirrel sidekicks and horseshoes in their gloves and the last guy you fight is just a normal dude who is playing completely fair and is just really good at boxing

thank you all!! i love this team so much 💕

have you seen the new BMS song? it's on maimai. it's literally in arcaea. it's on lanota with ads. it's literally in chunithm. you can probably find it in wacca. dude it's in orzmic. it's a phigros original. i've played it in cytus. they put it in ravon. it's in ongeki. ongeki has it for you.

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

i need this ANALYS + KICK IT + NANAIRO mix to be injected into my veins IMMEDIATELY youtu.be/Oyl71_5SL0w?...

DAY 836 - Innocent eyes

DAY 834 - TALK TO THE TAIL!

running out of breath trying to learn the footwork from underscores' do it choreo

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reminder that these *are* open btw :3c

sorry im bad at slade I'm a little bit distracted

Riolu-to-Riolu communication (100% packet loss)

A product recall has been issued for existing Quaver UNBEATABLE Youtooz plushies. "She's too powerful to be kept alive," says rj lake.

tari killed me to make this update👍

dawg :3

DAY 817 - *offers you a hug*

Show: Pokémon Advanced Language: English Country: United States

before underscores' new album, there were only 25 letters in the alphabetr. lets take the mometn to appreciate april harperg ray for inventing the letter U today

I love this steam-sale dragon so much 💙 #furry #art #steam

YEEN O'CLOCK

the steam sale dragon is too cute NOT to draw

Assert: Runner is sleep deprived. Assert: Runner must inject three Cardio Kicks in rapid succession.

Runnah UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha! MIDA says no sleep til revolution. Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die. You know what to do QUEST In a single run: 🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught 🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you