2XKO is fun??? I’m actually playing a big body character?? 2025 is crazy man

Authors really love hoeing their sensory characters huh

Got a 70 on a quiz submitted 10mins before cut off, we take those I suppose

Being able to recognize fonts is low-key a curse ngl

4. What is a moment when you thought 'God, I love this part' in a song?

Pistol Squats are pretty sick ngl

I’m finna be at GSU, and I heard about atlcandid on Instagram. Nigga I GOTTA up my fashion game I refuse to be greyed out.

Been working out consistently these past couple of months. Kinda hated it at first but once I noticed improvements in my exercises, lowkey addicting.

Yall ever have a piece of underwear that you can always find easily in a fresh laundry pile? Shoutouts to that one. Been holding me down since the day I laid eyes on ‘em

I finally organized my apps after 2+ years of downloading shit, and it feels like I exorcised a demon

I gotta get back on my philosophy shit

[2023] Shapes #original #art

Bro told me to take my shirt off in the gym, which unlocked Body Dysmorphia Sign I can’t wait to work up to Mastered True Body Dysmorphia

Time to lock in for fall semester

This why I'm glad I date West Indians. One thing they gon do is feed you. And if they like you fr, they cook it themselves 😂

Ship of Theseus [Refurbished]

Happy Birthday to beef itself.

Bro I can’t wait to attend GSU on campus

THEY RELEASED THE KATAMARI GAMES OSTS ON STREAMING SERVICES

The pandemic ruined it for me, and I'm not mad about it. lol

Not washing your hands coming out the bathroom in the big '25 is insane work. People be this nasty and then insist that the pandemic was planned

Gladly jumping in to cosign this as part of my “teach people how scale works” agenda. 100 niggas would literally (not virtually, metaphorically nor in a matter akin to, but LITERALLY) trample a moose. The moose would have a way higher body count than the gorilla though.

I don’t speak a lick of Spanish and yet this song is able to make me cry

America the Country: Cooked America the band: Cooking

Air dryer with no paper towel dispenser is genuinely demonic bathroom design

At a (white) piano bar and the memes about Wonderwall and Mr. Brightside are true! All I need now is Creep and I’ll hit a trifecta

I’m timid but I like a good natured argument w/ someone who knows how to moderate themselves

to quote Tyler the Creator: “i’m that nigga & that bitch”

I dropped playing Rivals ranked regularly and went back crawling to fighting games. Solo play my beloved

Predicting a bitcoin bull run weeks before it happened with no money on hand has gotta be top ten most painful moments this year

ATT Rewards center be hooking me up right on time

Night owl. I get big mad if you wake me up without a good reason, especially if you had the opportunity to tell me about it the night before. Even then, I’m still grumpy in the morning

Bro I don’t even watch NBA and I know everyone before Shaq was NOT a family man in their prime

We should have held Nixon accountable. We should have held Reagan accountable.

They already know the closest thing currently is Hasan and they don’t like that

Man w/ asthma who smokes cigs…Something poetic there

A NxWorries tour…

youtu.be/3ghAoouh8kI?... Obligatory @fdsignifier.bsky.social plug

Doechii saying, “I hate men,” literally filtered all the dumb niggas from her fandom and I love that for her

As someone who grew up in the Caribbean...how can I eat rice and have my glucose unaffected ...asking for all of us that ate rice for breakfast lunch and dinner 🍚 🍽

Southern families are so confusing. Why does everybody have three names? It’s hard to know who anyone is talking about when you don’t know that Jayla, Mimi, and Sweetpea are the same person. 😭

Hitting the gym and I can feel my appetite opening already

Another year, another fresh installation of CSP 😭

This that shit I was talking about

What does China need from specifically America? I feel like they’re goading Trump into making worse and worse moves

are you actually funny or just chronically online enough to know every obscure meme reference and establish a sense of camaraderie with other chronically online folks? thus creating the illusion of humor

I think this whole, “Black People are resting,” narrative only works if you’re above a certain tax bracket. Otherwise, you don’t really have that luxury to not engage in what’s going on as it’s actively fucking you over.