Unpopular view.... Am I the only one who's confounded by humans who take talking computers (aka AI) seriously? I hope I'm not. Shit's gotta stop, people.

Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich

And have Sen @captmarkkelly.bsky.social do it then. This crap's gotta stop. End runaround Captain 🫡

This first rule of flirting is to not say or point out that you're flirting. It's more smoov n groove, bruh. Smh.

If you pet ever needs one of those healing halo thingies, try to get this one 🌺

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

Is there an echo in here?

Very telling DC story. Ill note that Feinstein was the only senator willing to take on the extreme Catholic faith inspired Amy Coney Barrett - a Leonard Leo People of Praise poodle. She was slammed so hard, no one has been willing to swim in that pool again. open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...

Lil bit gobsmacked lil bit nihilistic, ngl.

I don't even want to consider all the psychological trauma and hangups "Trump babies" will have.

Just read this line that you may or may not want to use in future comms. "David, I'm not drunk enough for this conversation." Note: "David" is optional.

Catholic Integralism in a nutshell.

Weekend at Bernie’s ass senator

Dear mice. Enter here.

@bunsovile.bsky.social @redheadjen.bsky.social @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social @nolongersms.bsky.social @seldomseenokie.bsky.social I just heard this song for the 2nd yet 1st time. Yeah, I'm sorry if I represented this as a happy song. Still greatness. youtu.be/1Zm9tnMvFJk

I just might have the weirdest cat in the world. Just chillin on the concrete curb, not a worry in the world.

Autumn roses don't know what time or day it is. Or even that they're roses.

Name an album with an animal on the cover

Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.

Another alt pumpkin pie. This one's a different. Almost 'punk' even. preppykitchen.substack.com/p/dirty-chai...

There are things I don't know. Besides English I'm very familiar with French, German and Spanish. And know a bit about Dutch, Russian and Japanese. Other than lung and spleen these AI-generated organ names (which were supposed to be in English in the first place) just don't sound right. Am I crazy?

...and JD's standing behind him with a knife 🗡️

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Nooooooo! 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿 www.cbsnews.com/news/lions-e...

Two guys with the exact same taste in interior decor are Donald Trump and Uday Hussein

👊

"...with liberty and justice for some."

Someone forgot to tell them that cows don't vote.

Second paragraph 🎯

I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline

Yet CBS handed him millions of dollars bc he complained that they edited the Kamala interview. Hypocrisy isn't a bug, it's a feature.

YES.

Half of politics is performance art.

The trains ran on time in Nazi Germany. I’d rather be a little late and not do the fascism.

Amazing that literally none of them connect the current administration and its very public and aggressive policies to the results here. Guys, you drove everyone into a ditch so cosplay commandos could smash car windows in the burbs and Trump could tear down the Whitehouse. No one voted on Fuentes.

Bye, Felice(a)

Wtf does the last line mean anyway?

If we just eliminate elections we won't have to win the will of the people.

Read the screencap. I'm gonna say 'hacks' is going to win.

Anyone notice that JD, Fuentes, Leonard Leo & Kevin Roberts are extreme right Catholics, not Protestant Nationalists - Catholic Integralists, rebranded as Post Liberal? Catholic & Evangelicals are not the same. Different goals. One wants the rapture, the other wants Franco Spain. archive.ph/36Wf4

The free market at work.

Winter is coming. Do you love your cat?

File this under lipstick on a pig.

Wild what happens when you actually give the voters someone to be excited about instead of making them choose between fresh dog shit in a blue bag and dog shit that’s turned white in a red one. Somehow the democrats will learn nothing from this. Again.

Neither in politics or in international relations.

Underrated problem in America is that number of people who think they live in a country with recall elections, votes of no confidence, that sort of thing.