What To Know About Cyclosporiasis https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/

We gots the rescues! Momma and her seven girls!! The mom is only about 10 months old 😭 The babies are just about the same size as her. There was a hoarding situation on the coast of Oregon and we're helping take care of some of them.

At work today, I heard a bunch of puppies crying. A houseless man was biking along with the mom/dad on leashes and in a rabbit cage was 8 puppies. He stopped to work on his cart. I really couldn't do anything till I clocked out by then it had been a few hours in the 90s (thank dog, he had shade)1

Rat 🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐁🐀

Poppy (the hooded one) and Meadow (brown orb). Two of the Seven we are rat sitting for. I'm in love

I can't wait to get home and meet the lady rats we will be taking care of for the next week. To prep us for getting rattos of our own soon. There was a hoarding case on the coast of Oregon, 60+ rats. We are going to take a mom and her babies, trying to keep them together. 1/2

I hate yokles doing fireworks (illegal by the way, cuz of fires) terrifying myself and my poor pups. Just go watch a citys fireworks...god fucking damn

Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?

Every queer friend group is just this

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation https://theonion.com/rising-cost-of-living-forcing-more-buddhists-to-continue-working-years-into-reincarnation/

Music of my people. 🐁 🐀

GAY RATS FOR PRIDE!

Nancy 5/17/26

Ocean 🌊🪸🌊 love.

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I love bunny time at work.

Lil baby! Barely taller than the curb!!!

“That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there,” said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of 340 million Americans who could not look away from the prodigious dumper.

I love our Lot Rabbits 💗

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel https://theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jobs-where-you-steer-ship-with-big-1851177876/

Nothing like 1984 Dune. Alia is such a vibe.

Been wearing a SMRT watch ⌚, my old phone could do everything this smart watch does. Damn shitty upgrades. Well I walk to much at work, 8 miles a day give or take. 40ish a week, no wonder I'm tired all the time

A year late but checking out #Expedition33 one of my favorite streamers @jesscapricorn.bsky.social played it and I had to stop watching the streams so I'd not get spoiled. Dr. Colton Marmalade is ready and excited just like me.

This is so many of y'all rn

Conventional wisdom: "Don't touch wild animals." Wild animals: -cute -round -soft -eminently touchable

Family Lets Cars Come Inside House During Snowstorm https://theonion.com/family-lets-cars-come-inside-house-during-snowstorm-1819577405/

I love randomly barking and being a gremlin.

I hate waiting at the Doctor's, do you have any games on your phone?!

I was excited for a bit for my 44th next month. Now? I don't care and don't want anything. Amazing what a simple act can cause a crash out. You give but people just steal

girl.

Mood

Sleepy pups

You have sunstroke. You've been poisoned. You must feel nauseous. You're all well now. What a great doctor I am! Who do you want to see? was just brought in, and is still unconscious. Please pay $ for the doctor's fee. Yes No Your friend, right? ... It's very serious.

Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

They made a cooking show about this?!

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

'Tis the season! theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-...