I was excited for a bit for my 44th next month. Now? I don't care and don't want anything. Amazing what a simple act can cause a crash out. You give but people just steal

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Mood

Sleepy pups

You have sunstroke. You've been poisoned. You must feel nauseous. You're all well now. What a great doctor I am! Who do you want to see? was just brought in, and is still unconscious. Please pay $ for the doctor's fee. Yes No Your friend, right? ... It's very serious.

Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

They made a cooking show about this?!

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

'Tis the season! theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-...

important

your teen years will be ruined just because you didn't buy an Egg.

New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/

Toooongue

I'm at the combination

Typing into the void helps, even a little bit.

I lost the traction I was making with my nails and cuticles, chewed them right up. Back to old horrible habits

Maybe sleeping in the car will brighten my mood, make me feel homeless again.

Panic attack? Existential crisis? On my husband's birthday? More likely than you think.

Why does anyone keep me around? Just to pay bills? I'm as interesting as wet cardboard.

I fuck everything up. A waste of space at 40. I really should have died years ago.

Woops

You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!

Goodbye our little ray of sunshine.He was totally fine then I heard a weird sound and he was twitching.He passed in minutesMy heart can't take it anymore after 17 babies over 6years. Moose Teddy Gus Colby Calvin Grandpa Earl Ziggurat Cruton Science Sputnik Pitch Hector Binx Cysco Stanley Prismo

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

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My final inktober post/video, a round up of all 31 images (32 if you count my original pen test!) Please blow this up! I worked really hard this month and I’m so proud! And thank you to everyone who supported me through commissions or kind words throughout!

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

Sun cooked chicken breast. I love you Prismo.

Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

Remember kids! It's Friday in California

Morning dose of wild lot rabbit. We have a family of 4 to 6 this summer. I hope they stay warm for winter, I do feed them once in a while.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Hahaha! Oh man I love when I accidentally poison myself. I knew that pasta was too good to be gluten free, now I'm in so much pain 😔

3 Rat Moon

She is home from surgery, must find hacksaw for cutting off husbands arm.

Portland is not on fire. This tree is fire

Dem Trees!

office persona

Happy October 3rd!

Fuck you U-line. Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery! Blaming young workers for leaving on COVID/ACA/Bad parenting, take a LONG look at yourself and maybe you will see your the problem too!

Sexy Skaven! @qrik.bsky.social !!!

Faceless goons, good to know

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Why did Dead Fantasy just pop in my head. If you have 40 mins to kill.... youtu.be/EHA3opXjcd0?...

Oh no I've made tablet children, they love the large screen.