British Gas can fuck right off with their chummy adverts. You’re not our friend. You’re bleeding us dry, you greedy c*nts

Got a letter from the nhs, apologising for having to cancel my MRI appointment. They’d never sent me an appointment? Then they gave me a new date and asked me to fill out the enclosed questionnaire. There was no questionnaire. Doesn’t instil faith in the place you put your life’s hands in, does it 🫤

Bras clearly weren’t cool in ‘86 #totp

My fella’s uni was so posh they booked Billy Ocean in ‘87 for a do. He met him. Jealous doesn’t cover it. #totp

Wow. What a track. Play it really loud and it’s like a religious experience #ramones #totp

WHY. #totp

Flat as a truly offensive fart #totp

Did this lad go out with Vanessa Feltz? Or am I high? #totp

TUNE!!! #whitney #totp

Oh dear god. Who bought this?? Burn them #totp

I actually bought her autobiography. That’s how low I was. #geri #totp

Shit show of a song. But we loved her drama #geri #totp

I was really quite sad in ‘99, so I appreciate the daft music that made me feel lighter #totp

Just fun, innit 🤷🏼‍♀️ #newradicals #totp

New release from the Windsor Mint. Get yours now! 😜

Jodie Comer in Prima Facie was incredible. To quote Ferris Bueller, if you can get your hands on a ticket, I highly recommend it. It’s so choice *chefs kiss*

I’m off to see Jodie Comer in Prima Facie tomorrow!!! I’m very giddy 🤩

Last night I dreamt that @mi55lmunster.bsky.social and I went to the pub dressed as Queen Elizabeth the 1st, and Anne Boleyn. I was Anne. We had a blast! 🤩

I utterly adore this lasses’ hair #bonnie #totp

Those tiny microphones are the nuts #totp

Once sang this in a talent contest at a Haven caravan park. Dint win. #totp

This is fucking MARVELLOUS 🤩 Come on Kazakhstan!!!!!!! #olympics

WHERE ARE THE SNAZZY OUTFITS??? #olympics

This Italian lad should lose points for having such a shit outfit #olympics

I’ve literally no clue what these commentators on the half pipe are on about, but, fuck, I love the enthusiasm 🤩 #olympics

Currently hiding in a cupboard as we’re doing a practice lockdown drill at work. I’m wondering if anyone would even notice if I don’t emerge for the rest of the afternoon? There’s a even uncollected raffle prize of a bottle of booze in here

Obsessed with this lasses’ bins #curling

They’ve run out of doggy pies!! 😩 So he’s ordered chips instead.

Taking the dog to the pub for a pie. They literally have a pie menu for dogs. Walter is gonna be beside himself.

I’m so baffled by this notion that Heathcliffe is this romantic hero. He’s a monster. Read the book.

How was the studio not set on fire? #totp

Shoulda gone to Specsavers #totp

Jerry ruling the world here #totp

Do not perve over the 16 year old!!! #totp

I preferred The London Boys' cover, tbh #TOTP

DO VIENNA #totp

Midge with hair!!! Madness. #totp

Looks like an elderly Dennis The Menace #totp

Instructional video for hitchhikers #totp

Flick, giving some! Solo 💅 #totp

Tried to win a Haven Holiday’s talent show with The Real Thing’s number in ‘93. Didn’t work. #totp

So would you, if you were stuck round that wanker’s neck.

Absolute stone cold banger. #totp

Noel. Jesus Christ.

Who’d have thought The Living Years wasn’t going to be the worst song of the night? #TOTP

I’m desperate for punk to utterly fuck this shit up #totp

How did anyone survive the 70’s? #totp

I wore that frock to the pub quiz #totp

Please don’t encourage the nonce. #totp