Nintendo has shown off new, adorable artwork for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, along with announcing a Nintendo Direct for the upcoming animated sequel on November 12 at 6am PT. bit.ly/4oROfet

New app icon looks shite. Didn’t know it was 2013 again

All social media should come with a 'no politics or culture wars' toggle, so it just shows you benign chatter like what's on TV and GIFs of cats.

We were sold AI on the basis it was going to cure cancer, solve climate change and advance our lives. Instead all it does is produce social media slop and put ordinary people out of work. I think we're entitled to feel a lot more pissed off than we currently seem to.

If 9/11 happened now, there'd be about 1,000 more deaths due to people going into the buildings for content.

The majority of people who complain about Sadiq Kahn's mayorship of London comes from people who don't actually live in London.

When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.

Golden Sun The Lost Age is now on Nintendo Music #Repost

The rear bump just makes it look like a Google Pixel

Always wanted to go viral on Twitter. And now I’ve done it. But I’ve found it just attracts a load of nobheads throwing insults at you (most football fans, obviously) so I don’t think I’ll be trying to get another from now on

I underestimated how much I'd like having saved posts.

Ending a friendship is harder than ending a relationship. You can tell the other person in the relationship that you don't want to be with them anymore, but telling a friend you don't like them anymore is impossible.

Starmer has the worst political instincts of any party leader in history. His entire strategy is trying to appease a bunch of people who already decided years ago they hated him. Meanwhile he's pissing off everybody who tolerated him.

Now that 2025 has been declared as officially being hotter than 1976 maybe the boomers can stop mentioning it every time someone complains that it's hot?

People without kids should start asking those with kids why they had them. See how they like it.

How do you tell friends to stop spamming you with instagram reels shared to your DMs without being rude? I have reel fatigue at this point. When you open your messages and you’re greeted with 10 new videos to watch it gets tiring. When it’s not just one person. I just don’t have the energy or time

Let me stop notifications coming through to my lock screen from certain accounts to cut down on like bombing. It’s like my phone is under attack

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG

The Dursley family were right to keep Harry Potter in the cupboard under the stairs. Troublemaking little shit.

The internet is probably the most important invention of the last century, but social media has been so damaging that people are questioning if it was even worth it. We should just go back to the original Web 1.0. Interactions over email and forums were enough

Wow 😂

What penis?

@leslieleeiii.bsky.social gonna block me without letting me reply are you? Fucking coward, just like that follower who messaged me. You’re the one crying about people not wearing masks. Keep living in fear you fucking bellend. Block me here as well. See ya.

2023 🏆 2025 🏆 England have retained the European Under-21 Championship. They beat Germany 3-2 in Slovakia, with goals from Harvey Elliott, Omari Hutchinson & Jonathan Rowe. #ENGGER | #U21EURO

Rather than letting anyone buy tickets wherever they want, theatres and stadiums should assign seats to people based on their height. The shorter you are, the closer to the front you are seated. The taller you are, the further back your seat is.

Surely this the console we finally get a new F-Zero?

If you were wondering, Mario Kart can still fuck you up #MarioKartWorld

It’s a Switch 2 world!

One last win on this track before the new Mario Kart drops 🫡

Mario Kart 8 tournament this weekend anyone? One last ride 🫡 Let me know if you want in!

N64 people are more fun to hang out with than PS1 people. This truth remains eternal nearly 30 years on.

Twitter down?

It’s always the nice guys. There are so many nasty cunts out there who deserve this but it’s never them.

I have just been reminded, against my will, of LadBaby. The fact we allowed them to squat on the Christmas number one slot for so long is a fucking embarrassment and a stain on our country's history. Up there with Brexit for a display of national stupidity and bad taste.

meanwhile on X... elon musk is now gorklon rust? whatever that means, a startup founder claims Elon Musk is stealing the name 'Grok.' read here: www.wired.com/story/grok-t...

Can you imagine the outrage from conservative America if Biden ever likened himself to the Pope, let alone posted a mock up photo of him as one. Remember the shit the Beatles endured when Lennon said they were more popular than Jesus? Eventually cost him his life? Trump does this and it’s nothing.

Range Rover deciding to cast that horrible holiday rep bastard from the Inbetweeners Movie for their adverts just implies Range Rover drivers are smug, arrogant cunts. I don't think they've thought it through.

Called this immediately when they announced it was gonna be 2025. We haven’t heard a peep about it since let alone seen any footage. Of course it’s not coming this year.

Reform are just Tories that aren’t afraid to be racist

#Musicsky Gwen Stefani Hollaback Girl 💜♾️🎶💃🎶💃🎶💃🎶💃 youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY?...

Religion is proper mental. If I turned up at work declaring I wasn't going to eat cheese anymore because a space wizard named Dave told me not to, I'd probably be sectioned.

No balloon day on bluesky?

Let’s start actually owning music again instead of becoming trapped in never-ending subscriptions for temporary access to lower quality audio files of the songs we once loved

About time tbh. There are accounts on here you can’t tell whether or not they’re official. And blue ticks here aren’t paid for by twats that want to earn money from engagement 👏🏻

Get a load of this dude’s life preserver. Dork thinks he’s gonna drown!

@barkourdoggame.bsky.social stop following me.

Babies need to actually go to sleep when they're tired instead of crying about it.

The cold, hard truth is that AI doesn't make anything easier. It makes everything harder, because AI is fucking everywhere, which means you are constantly having to take extra steps to correct its bullshit mistakes, or turn it off if you are able. Extra steps = time wasted.

Security at the bag search: what’s in here? Them: just every single handheld console ever