New Apple iOS keyboard causing concerns among friends and family that I've had a stroke... just awful.

Melinda French Gates said SO much in what she didn't say. Wow.

Justice isn't coming, is it?

But how will we ever figure out how to 'fold in the cheese'? 💔

I'm all for accountability when it comes to politicians and potentially ill-gotten financial gains. By all means, investigate Rep. Omar. But that better not be the only name on your list, Grifter-In-Chief.

"The only undying thing is mercy, the courage to open ourselves like doors, hug our neighbor, & save one more bright, impossible life." 💔 (Amanda Gorman)

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Both of these men 'brought a gun to a protest'. One of them is still alive.

I'm so tired, friends.

THIS.

There are no words.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

DO SOMETHING

🥹 💙

So gross. Disappointed in you, Pomo.

WE'RE GOING STREAKING IN THE QUAD #GoJetsGo

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

"That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you." 💔

“All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience.” NYT gift article

2026 is not off to a great start. That said, the year can make it up to me by appearing to the right of the dash on a very specific headstone.

Any updates on that Earth-ending meteor? Timing seems good. Just saying.

Fuck ICE, indeed.

Fighting the need to increase font size on my iPhone with every fibre of my being.

Oh my god Demelo. You have one job.

In my day we could leave the fridge open as long as we wanted and it didn't say a damn thing about it.

Listen - this isn't a perfect rule, but if someone is giving you medical advice in all caps, you should probably think twice about following it.

Happy 'just circling back' week to all who celebrate.

The Guess Who suck, The Jets were lousy anyway

New game: How long do we watch the Jets game before switching to Culinary Class Wars on Netflix?

That's....something.

Logan Fucking Stanley ladies and gentlemen.

There is no bottom.

I'll never forget the year I got my parents a 'goat' from Oxfam for Christmas (thanks, Coldplay). Still remember my Dad trying to determine if he had enough time to return my gifts under the tree.

There's a special place in hell for someone who won't let you back into traffic after moving over for an emergency vehicle.

Pain.

Clearly, the best medical advice comes in all caps.

Thanksginvg is the best holiday - and it's not even close. It's the best parts of Christmas with none of the bullshit. Food and family. Done in a day. No huge run up, no shopping lists and stress, no retailer-manufactured 8 week long celebration. Best.

I just saw on Insta someone refer to the recent false rapture as being holy ghosted and I will admit I’m a little embarrassed at how much I laughed at that.

Where did those markets go again?

American Ryder Cup fans doing a great job of showing the world how you can end up with Donald Trump as your President.

Does anyone know what time the rapture is today? I'm hoping for lighter traffic on the drive home.

"How you die does not redeem how you lived." - Rev. Dr. Howard John Wesley

This.

Super interesting read. @doubleemmartin.bsky.social www.noemamag.com/the-last-day...