This Ehlers guy is pretty good. (Cries in Winnipeg)

WHY DON'T 20-SOMETHING YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT TO COME TO WINNIPEG?! *Looks outside on May 6* Right. Yeah. Makes sense.

"Ceasefire"

A reminder that the guy trying to convince us he needs a 'drone-proof' bunker-style ballroom is totally comfortable launching missiles from behind a shower curtain at his golf club. @atrupar.com

'Is this threat of genocide just a negotiating tactic? Our expert panel weighs in at 6.' WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING?!!

As true as ever.

Good.

@mikemcintyrewpg.bsky.social Did we lose a shot? Was 3 for most of the period...now 2

You are so missed. My goodness.

My god, I miss this man. How far we've fallen.

Yeah, this ain't it, @winnipegjets.com Big yikes.

I've heard more accurate timeline estimates from a contractor building a backyard deck.

This you?

Democrats sitting there doing nothing as Trump calls them 'crazy' is just so perfectly representative of where things are at. Democrats are rudderless and voiceless at a time they are needed most.

"The locker room was pretty chaotic and I didn't hear everything that was being said. What I know is that the women's team was dominant all tournament and deserves all the respect and admiration. They certainly played more than I did." There. Fixed it for you.

'Shrinking' is the best thing on TV right now, and a bright light in this absolute hellscape of a timeline. If you're not watching it, you should. (Also, fuck Parkinson's).

I really hope that Trump continues to publicly slam the justices who voted against him today. We could use them for a couple more important votes the next few years.

The FCC banned this interview from CBS. It would be a shame if it went viral on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Oh. My heart.

New Apple iOS keyboard causing concerns among friends and family that I've had a stroke... just awful.

Melinda French Gates said SO much in what she didn't say. Wow.

Justice isn't coming, is it?

But how will we ever figure out how to 'fold in the cheese'? 💔

I'm all for accountability when it comes to politicians and potentially ill-gotten financial gains. By all means, investigate Rep. Omar. But that better not be the only name on your list, Grifter-In-Chief.

"The only undying thing is mercy, the courage to open ourselves like doors, hug our neighbor, & save one more bright, impossible life." 💔 (Amanda Gorman)

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Both of these men 'brought a gun to a protest'. One of them is still alive.

I'm so tired, friends.

THIS.

There are no words.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

DO SOMETHING

🥹 💙

So gross. Disappointed in you, Pomo.

WE'RE GOING STREAKING IN THE QUAD #GoJetsGo

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

"That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you." 💔

“All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience.” NYT gift article

2026 is not off to a great start. That said, the year can make it up to me by appearing to the right of the dash on a very specific headstone.

Any updates on that Earth-ending meteor? Timing seems good. Just saying.

Fuck ICE, indeed.

Fighting the need to increase font size on my iPhone with every fibre of my being.

Oh my god Demelo. You have one job.

In my day we could leave the fridge open as long as we wanted and it didn't say a damn thing about it.

Listen - this isn't a perfect rule, but if someone is giving you medical advice in all caps, you should probably think twice about following it.