I'll never forget the year I got my parents a 'goat' from Oxfam for Christmas (thanks, Coldplay). Still remember my Dad trying to determine if he had enough time to return my gifts under the tree.

There's a special place in hell for someone who won't let you back into traffic after moving over for an emergency vehicle.

Pain.

Clearly, the best medical advice comes in all caps.

Thanksginvg is the best holiday - and it's not even close. It's the best parts of Christmas with none of the bullshit. Food and family. Done in a day. No huge run up, no shopping lists and stress, no retailer-manufactured 8 week long celebration. Best.

I just saw on Insta someone refer to the recent false rapture as being holy ghosted and I will admit I’m a little embarrassed at how much I laughed at that.

Where did those markets go again?

American Ryder Cup fans doing a great job of showing the world how you can end up with Donald Trump as your President.

Does anyone know what time the rapture is today? I'm hoping for lighter traffic on the drive home.

"How you die does not redeem how you lived." - Rev. Dr. Howard John Wesley

This.

Super interesting read. @doubleemmartin.bsky.social www.noemamag.com/the-last-day...

LinkedIn: 'Keep your Gaza / Ukraine / BLM / anything political posts off this platform. We're here for BUSINESS content' *Charlie Kirk killed* LinkedIn: Feed flooded with tributes / memes Got it.

Lots of unfollowing happening today.

Andrew Harris in green is a tragedy.

As true today as 11 years ago. theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

This is fucking horrific. 💔

💀

Guys. Happy Gilmore 2 is really, really bad.

Nobody said it would be easy, but Republicans found a way to cut taxes for the rich while taking away your healthcare. A story of true heroism.

World leaders commit to doubling defence spending to protect their pieces of a planet that is literally on fire. This is fine.

Boom. Roasted.

'We are making a light that proves the existence of a meadow you can’t yet see. It’s a green bright place where children everywhere are allowed to grow old. You can join us there if you like.' www.thenation.com/article/acti...

sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad

Very concerned for the planned protests today. Feels like things could get ugly very quickly.

Spending billions more to protect our slice of a planet on fire.

No one could have seen the Musk-Trump relationship ending badly. Shocked. Shocked I say.

Your reminder that Lewis Capaldi is an absolute treasure and you should make time to watch this today. youtu.be/e4WrRKSgGI0

Keep up the good fight, Harvard. #Resist

This is an important read. The impacts of this presidency will be felt for decades.

WHATTTT???!!!

😢

Wow.

Oh no 😢

Jets right now

A/C Not working? No problem. Load up the kids and head to the Jets viewing party. Extra cold room and cold beer ✅

What time is the game Wednesday?

I'm too old for this shit.

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

I've had more shots than the Jets

Pull him.

@sportstalkwpg.bsky.social We need a NOT A DOCTOR 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Chant tonight

Proof this guy is full of SITH.