The way how me a pack up me tings fi lef this place

Skeeting this with a headache and tissue stuff up inna me nose… i have to get up at 4:30 for work 🧍🏽‍♀️

I love how Monk sometimes breaks with the conventions of the impossible crime genre by just not explaining how the impossible part was done. Who cares about that nerd stuff? Here's twenty minutes of Tony Shalhoub straightening things.

Every now and then i think about Danielle telling me someone asked her if i have pcos because im hairy (i think that was the reason)

Lexi

Another 1 bites the dust 😪

Me mek this gyal chat out the whole a me siesta 🙄

Whenever i want to overindulge in food i think about that time, since year, when somebody grab me by me back fat and say you nuh slim enuh miss x, after i said as a slim person i dont think i should xyz… Affi seriously decide if food worth it after that incident man. I was too stunned to respond

Me. Always.

If them ever see me work group chat them fire we

Eating healthily is so BORING omg

Dawg i cannot understand how peekaboo isn’t bigger. Imma have to take matters into my own hands now

Dawg dem a run yf fi reach them next mark lmfao

New hater meme dropped

All now i cya believe he did that LOOOOOL

MAN LOOKED IN THE CAMERA

Nigga that shit up!! IKTR

Him look inna the camera, smile and say “say Drake, i heard you like em young” Me scream out

POT COVAAAA

He's gone super nigga

PEEK A FUCKING BOOOO

The next season of Abott Elementary is going to BANG

“I love you so much oliver, you’re the Jim to my Pam”

Cya believe me affi go wake early a morning AGAIN!! ME DEPRESSSSSS

I know Dale is absolutely disgusted by me. All i do is sleep if me nah work

All of a sudden kanye is coming up in my spotify shuffle??? Thats crazy considering i started off with the same song ive been starting with from about summer last year?? 😭

It's finally Friday

1 thing is certain… if me deh pon early shift me a sleep by 3 o’clock sharp! 😭

Zhoe on the road 😭

Why have one man when you can have two frfr

Throw yo ass out this rental if a smell nervousness 😠🔪

I've seen enough! *unfocuses eyes*

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All about my yen Big face Buddha get my peace from within

You know what, yall may have been right about high protein meals and satiety. I ate one high protein meal today, i did flexi class then pole class immediately after and it was one of my best classes to date. Didn’t remember i only ate once until i was driving home since night

Gonna do a madness

Arsenal won, yes? Ago ask him fi buy me a jeep

Cant wait for it to just be 2 of us. I hope i’ll be able to sustain this excitement so i can adult to my heart’s content until we both die (… at the same time because him cya dead lef me. Yes i am insane)

Damn Ritchter is really him

George Costanza in high school is just tutty odd y/o George in a afro wig 💀 Please.

Im one of those people that comment on random tiktok posts

And as me wake me a think bout weh me ago eat today 😔 I am a slave to my belly. Me hate meself

Too happy man, everyday me a skin teet and nyam

Need some stress fi help me lose some body fat

@elcriddy.bsky.social you hate me?

In terms of organ meat kidney is superior to liver and Heart is above both👍🏾

Back in action is a good watch

I have to tell my boyfriend to come to bed, watch him pout as he gets in the bed then falls asleep in less than 3 seconds… I have a child?