RIP BOZO

Ødegaard I'm not too arsed about because he has cover, but I'm worried about my son Bukayo

Niggas were telling me Spurs winning Europa League actually meant something to anyone but them btw

What's stopping me from getting an Eze 10 jersey? Nothing, that's what

FUCKFUCKFUCIFKFJFJJDHSHEHHRHDJDNNRNFNF AAHSHDHHDUFHRJ FUCK

Every single time these fucks decide to cheap out, a player gets injured for a significant period and they never learn

KROENKEEEEEE

Yeah, I think this team has finished me

Madueke is our LW signing

People really thought Foden and Cherki were needed

Credit card interest is still the employee rate

Tiktok really made what people saw as the worst Jojo opening (Chase) popular lmao

Warra match, Liverpool can be got

Prem comes back tomorrow and I'm gonna have to spend it twerking for customs brokers

Elephant Man really made a career from parody

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAAAAA FUCK SPURS

Yk what? Fuck Arteta too

Nah man, we gotta **** Thomas Partey

ARTETAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah this is definitely a 2 person job

Heard the animecomfest ad on Zip Who has the money for this

The BK cashier had to tell me that the Naruto whopper combo didn't come with the toy and that I had to buy a kids meal

Fuming in a football GC on a public holiday.

Goodbye Arsenal

Yeah, fuck Arteta for now

Assna play today

Had to work from a tablet using Flow data today

Internet down at work

Muricans will think China bad til it's time to protect their citizens' data

Rayleigh while everyone was freaking out over Shakky: 🕴🏽

Taxis around St. Mary/Portland side have no issue with having a passenger or two in the trunk. Good to know. My side that only happens when taxi short and police nuh deh bout

Travelled to Portland via public transport for the first time today:

This gonna be me at the end of August bc

NWA a sleep

They didn't pay me for my unused vacation days

Brother, I never want to see a Rice-Norgaard-Odegaard midfield ever again

Oh btw we might have to kill Arteta

Not dead yall, just locking in

open.spotify.com/track/4irkew... I am obligated to put you guys on peak

I still believe in Mik Arteta ✋🏾😔🤚🏾