Not the Onion

Which living person do you most admire, and why? The exact median middle-aged black woman in the US. If hard work guaranteed success, she’d be the most successful person on the planet. But she isn’t, yet she keeps on going. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

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Look, Trump can handle five, maybe even six strong questions. But once you hit him with seven or even *eight*, he's going down for the count, game over.

Dude is literally talking about a strongly worded letter. He must be trolling us

A startling and dismaying development. Cc @billt.bsky.social @tonyageh.bsky.social

I’m going to give in another try. Anyone care to help me?

Just turned on BBC ONE. Is it just me or do Arsenal look as though they playing in their underwear?

If ever a team earned a payday replay it’s Tamworth. Very unfortunate to lose and really should have won it at the end of normal time. Unlucky own goal changed everything. Deserved better after that performance.

Definitely a healthy press in this country for sure

Killed women count: 80 women allegedly killed by men in UK in 2024

If we can just hang on until half time, we’ve got a real chance of leaving with all three points

“The central point of these test-and-learns is that we set them a problem and then leave them to get on with it. Give them the destination, and a compass - but not an exact routemap laying out precisely how to get there.”

Sometimes you have to make tough choices to be happy.

*if only* yada yada yada…. we’d be 3rd/2nd/top!! 😂🤦🤷‍♂️ 💙💙💙

This era is strange because it is both socially/culturally regressive, yet technologically accelerationist. Backward + forward at the same time. With human erasure being the goal. I think those interested in cultural preservation, archival work— resisting erasure will be *especially* important.

Lose to Ipswich at home two weeks ago. Beat Man City away 4 nil. Oh the joy of being a Spurs fan #COYS

Very much looking forward to reading this. I once thought of the perfect title for (what I imagine is) a similar observation: The Accountants Did This To Us.

Well hellooooo H/t @itsmccarthy.bsky.social

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Joyful news 🚨 My feature doc, Don't Say Gay has been selected by the BFI for the London Film Festival work in progress showcase. They only pick 9 films to pitch to funders/sales agents We got picked out in Screen Daily's coverage too! Mega excited for this. www.screendaily.com/news/joy-gha...

We all laughed at Apple Maps for having errors, but Google Maps now straight up lies to you… for pennies. I’ve switched.