fire someone. anyone. losing energy I didn't think was possible given the record. but they're bums

I already felt sick today but now I’m just fully in shambles. Going to hurl all over the place.

I’m so sick of watching this offense. Hurts and AJ and Smitty and Saquon do not deserve this.

Why do they let us have so much fun just to steal it away like this? What the fuck is wrong with this offense????

These 1 yard runs are setting us up for failure to start every single fucking drive.

Can we try tank on the first down run instead? Or just stop trying to run altogether?

It is IMPERATIVE that you score here.

The offensive line is KILLING this football team.

STOP PLAYING UNDISCIPLINED FOOTBALL YOU FUCKS

The stupid offensive penalties are going to send me to an early grave

Pure. Cinema.

SMITTY AINT HUMAN

Ball don’t lie lmao

What the hell is happening.

THATS MY FUCKING QUARTERBACK!

TD to AJ cleansed my soul

Got a bad feeling the birds are gonna lose this game. But we shall see.

AJ gonna retire.

The difference between this season and 2023 is literally just Vic Fangio.

This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.

the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC. every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray they're gonna repeat, Go Birds

Should’ve been Barkleys but whatever. Needed 7, got 7.

Why is Collingsworth making sense????

Playcaller is putting us in the negative on early downs consistently

I’m kinda disgusted that Collinsworth called for more Hurts designed runs and… he’s right. Gross.

Offensive is total dogshit.

You think Fangio can call offensive plays too? 👀

Who’s jumping KP at halftime?

OLine sucks. Playcaller SUCKS. We’re wasting the entire offense.

And where is the lie from AJ’s mouth? All I heard was truth. Team AJ forever.

Fuck Kevin Patullo.

I do not care about our record. Fire Kevin Patullo tonight and get someone else to call the plays PLEASE.

KP overthinking every single play call.

Let’s get his ass gang.

Offense looks like a flaming trash bag

I’m not mad about the no call on AJ there. Looked clean to me. But the fact that they couldn’t get in the endzone just then is BRUTAL and does not bode well.

I’m already fucking pissed. Catch the FUCKING ball and stop shooting yourselves in the foot!!

Anyone got some positive vibes they can send over to me? Feeling extra down tonight.

Fuck it, Dotson down there somewhere

This is what I’ve been hoping to see from Tank.

Why am I still playing the audio of this game. Brady about to give me an aneurysm with his bullshit

That's a "ball don't lie" moment if I've ever seen one... #Eagles

Not Brady being appalled by the call as if they didn’t just give the giants that opportunity with the overturned fumble.

That’s a push off. Offensive PI. See ya

I guarantee that gets reversed AGAIN because the refs hate us. Mirror image of the Broncos fumble that was reversed.

THROW. THE BALL. AWAY.

Thank god for Jalyx Hunt

Pass rush needs to get home, or this defense is cooked.

The lack of pass rush will kill this team.

How you gonna let them get that. Don’t fucking piss me off defense.