even the ones that say they don’t ultimately do at the end of the day, i have lived enough life to know this is the deal

i am completely aware that people think they like me but they just like the way i make them feel and the things i do for them. not upset about it, just an observation

WAIT WHATTTTTT

The Slowpoke Tower is growing taller ✨

one day i’d love for you to realize. ❤️

who am i kidding myself, my current arc for the foreseeable future is "emotionally unavailable" 🙃 arts & crafts winter is a go 🎨💐

"if you believe me, i guess i'll get on a plane" i get it now, thanks Maria Zardoya

it was kind of poetic i saw Chezile to usher in my melancholy post-lover girl era, he was incredible though and i can't believe i got a five dollar resale ticket. only in Denver, ig

doing the right thing != doing the selfish thing but sometimes i wish it were one in the same

Get yourself some pals who will drink some witch margaritas with you ❤️ @mustanginexile.bsky.social

he’s tired

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

imagine being such a milquetoast example of a human being that you have to invent a new personality every couple of years or steal someone else's to get people to like you what a sad life

okay after putting in an impulsive snack delivery order at 4am when half-asleep, i now understand why Uncrustables is a decent convenience food

Hi friends! I'll be participating in Valkyrie Quest this year, starting today! We're raising money for the Cohen Children's Medical Center through Extra Life by completing DDR goals through Nov. 22. You can pledge for either or both goals!❤️ Pledge link: forms.gle/Ds3wYXhPyvXe...

what a busy, incredible week. my out of town dance game friends had an awesome time friendshipping, one of my besties who lives in japan surprised me at my door, my mother & aunt are visiting, trick or treaters came tonight, my dogs are adorable, and tomorrow the orchestra with my chosen family ❤️

like i literally don't understand this what is actually going on

i am in a brooding mariah carey mood tonight

today was not the day i'd wake up thinking i'd hear about a new animal crossing new horizons update well, tbf no day would i wake up and think about a dead game they haven't updated since 2021 getting a huge refresh huh

why am i like this now

holding babies

i reallyyyyy wanted it to be misandry but i have fostered strong, platonic friendships with some wonderful men lately which is stopping me ☹️

i want a slice of cake so bad rn it's unreal

my next arc will be flirty, floozy, or misandry there is no in between

need a good limerence arc rn, ngl just to give me something fake to believe in ❤️😆

why yes i am neurodivergent, what tipped you off?

i love how i've lived in california for over nine years with no intention of leaving and today i still very instinctively typed "weather boston" into my search bar just now

Hey all, my coworker Jorge was detained by ICE last month with no due process. Our whole team is heartbroken because he is such a warm, amazing guy as well as a devoted father. If you have a sec, please sign and share this petition. We miss him so much. www.change.org/p/bring-jorg...

and play video games i did 🙂‍↔️

the pharm tech lady told me to lean in bc she had something to tell me after i checked out and she told me i was gorgeous and was wondering if it’s because i had a date tonight, and i giggled and told her hell no, i was just gonna go play video games

BRING BACK DANGER LEMONADE ⚡️🍋💀

Playmobiblically accurate angel

Ranko from Akiba Maid Wars is so incredibly trans coded. Her motto is basically "you can be a cute girl if you want to" and she sings a song about looking in a mirror and deciding what kind of woman she wants to be! The lyrics are basically "I don't care what you say I was maid to be a girl."

The Filipinos

I'm starting to understand how due to childhood dynamics with caregivers, many kids, especially girls, were socialized to want to earn an audience or love from the coldest and least deserving, doing way too much than what they'd normally do or should be doing to win those types of people over

please find me 🤞🏽

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

ok while the new Laufey album is brilliant the soundtrack to my 2025 overall is the new Sabrina Carpenter album, it is so unrelentingly mean and spicy and i absolutely love it with every fiber of my being

successfully foiled my strong desire to play dance dance revolution today by throwing my ADHD at it on purpose -- i didn't take my meds so i had no absolutely no ability to self-start anything at all 😀 (i rolled my ankle playing doubles last night and would've tried to play on it otherwise tbh)

Giving my California dog IHOP the tour of all the important spots in NJ - my childhood home, the house we lived in when I came home as a baby, the hospital I was born in, and a visit to see his grandpa ❤️

A 50mph photo-enforced speed limit on an interstate highway is actually quite diabolical, Maryland. Saw the camera go off when someone hit 60mph 😬

I’ve only been here for a few hours and the $$$ I spent to get IHOP and I here this weekend for Mom’s birthday is already 1000% worth it 🥹

when i said “plan impulsive weekend trip to east coast” i meant THIS weekend. as in, “i’m taking my little dog and bailing on california in 36 hours, bye y’all” ✈️🚗

✅ pay bills ✅ chill out with doggos ... ... ✅ plan impulsive weekend trip to east coast

klonopin, please work faster

WE ARE SO BACK

forbidden nonpareils