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Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the chest and finished a 90-minute speech. Reagan got shot and joked, "Honey, I forgot to duck." Truman survived an attack and kept his Arlington schedule. None of them blamed their critics. None of them built a ballroom. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

We live in stupid times, ruled by stupid people.

I have an answer for every question. Ask me anything. 8647

“We all need to play by the same set of rules” - @aoc.bsky.social

Saturday was the one-year anniversary of Virginia Guiffre’s death. The Epstein survivors aren’t done fighting, but it takes public support to fuel their work. Don’t let the effort to distract work on you. Read & share: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

NO 👇 BULLSHIT DETECTED HERE, MR. PRESIDENT.......

Holy shit. You guessed it — the new LEGO video is out, and it is 🔥. It’s damn amazing how quickly they make these!!

Governor Tim Walz — "We are sick of this. A weak, reckless, Idiotic president just threw us into a war nobody asked for. No threat existed. No objectives were set. No exit plan exists. This is pure fascism." #cdnpoli

And RFK plays with dead raccoon penises. Where are we in this country that this degenerate lunatic is in charge of our childrens lives in many ways?

We should be learning from other countries...

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

Missouri's murder rate is 73% HIGHER than California’s. No amount of right-wing spinning can change reality: our state is investing in prevention, enforcement, and is holding criminals accountable. The U.S. Senator from Missouri should fix his own failed policies before lecturing us.

"These days, I’m feeling more aligned with Catholicism than I have since my first communion. I’m not alone in that," writes @sulliview.bsky.social.

PA GOP chair openly fantasizing about Fetterman switching parties for 2028—all because this “Dem” visited Trump at Mar-a-Lago, parroted “Trump Derangement Syndrome” on Fox, and rubber-stamped MAGA nominees + border crackdowns. #DINO mcsp.short.gy/jCau

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

OMG.

“Aid to Ukraine is a thing of the past!” Russian invaders are reportedly dropping propaganda leaflets over free Ukraine, echoing the sentiment of JD Vance. Ukrainians laugh at this primitive effort to discourage them. They know JD Vance is a useless and stupid russian agent.

Good night, dear friends. It’s 01:10 in Ukraine. JD Vance said today: “Stopping funding for Ukraine is one of the things I’m proudest of in this administration.” This really breaks my heart. Just look at the reality we’re living in.

It is not a conspiracy anymore.

“If you criticise Palantir’s platform one more time, you are going to lose your job.” Solidarity to all NHS workers opposing this toxic corporation. Shame on those bullying them. But they won’t stop us. We’re going to ditch Palantir. www.ft.com/content/ff70...

You should definitely read this ...

A federal agent allegedly fired a projectile at an 18-year-old Tucker Collins, a freshman college student, while he documented the Los Angeles No Kings protest in LA last month. Tucker lost his eye due to the attack.

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

In today’s newsletter: *Trump’s thugs threaten the pope. *JD Vance’s Hungarian humiliation. *The Battered Spouse Syndrome of the DC press corps. *And, of course, the rolling debacle of Trump’s war of whim. open.substack.com/pub/charlies...

The foreign interference in the Hungarian election, is overtly the U.S. and Russia, on behalf of "Putin's mouse" and autocratic dictator, Viktor Orbán. #Hungary #USA #Russia @ec.europa.eu @volteuropa.org

Ive written my emails!

CNN: The White House is claiming it was the president's tough rhetoric that brought Iran to its knees MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I'm sorry. That's not 'tough rhetoric.' It's insanity. It's calling for the murder of an entire civilization

MARGE: “The Republican Party needs to burn to the ground. It’s completely controlled — much of Congress is controlled — by AIPAC… Trump is not the same man we supported.”

We heard the meaningless rambling of a confused, dementia ridden old man last night. He is unfit to lead this country. He must resign or be removed. He’s destroying US society & economy and our allies’. He *must* resign or be removed.

russians never wanted peace… Those who аttack another sovereign country never want peace. What russia is doing is not about peace. It is about a wаr they consciously chose.

Marco Rubio declared that under the Constitution being born in the USA does not make you a citizen unless your parents are citizens. Marco Rubio's parents were Cuban immigrants who were NOT citizens at the time of his birth. Do you think Marco will now self-deport?

She Wouldn't Even Turn Around To Acknowledge ChumpStein's Victims.......

Or accountability to anything or anyone. And to this day, I still can't believe that 78M voted for that absolute failure of a man to be president again

No Kings is worth attending for the entertaining signs.

Difficult to keep your stupid lies straight results in confusion for dumb orange man.

Huge anti-Trump NO KINGS protest in Rome, Italy ❤

Far-right tech oligarchs have the most pathetic ideology. They hate minorities, except when they are coding for them. They want no taxes, no rules, and absolutely no democracy. There is no grand vision for society, just raw greed and a relentless pursuit of personal interests

Investigators for Special Counsel Jack Smith sought over two years of Patel’s phone records, according to subpoenas released by Senate Republicans.

Everytime Donald Trump uses insider trading to make billions from crypto, oil or war it is not a victimless crime. Everyone with a 401k, on social security or who uses Dollars loses. Because these are all the things devalued by it. He's robbing YOU.

Huge anti-Trump protest in Memphis ❤

Let's be clear: the SAVE America Act is a massive voter suppression bill. Full stop. This bill doesn't protect elections. It rigs them. By making it harder for millions of Americans to vote, the SAVE America Act is one of the most dangerous attacks on democracy I've seen in my lifetime.

There’s a tweet about everything…..

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