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I’m a little disappointed that Mitch McConnell hasn’t spoken up about Lindsey Graham yet. I guess he’s still gathering his words…

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Sometimes if people want to get hit by lightning you just let them

This.

Can everyone just step back and realize how insane it is that the U.S. Supreme Court had to rule on the constitutionality of the U.S. constitution, and the vote to uphold the constitution wasn't unanimous.

Thought experiment: What would happen if a future president managed to round up 5 votes on the SCOTUS to impinge the right to bear arms.

Yes this is good news, but ask yourself why 3 justices who literally voted against the plain text of the Constitution continue to sit on the SCOTUS for the rest of their lives.

I bet the crowd at the Great American State Fair were all paid actors.

KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.

Holy shit, both the House AND the Senate? Polymarket is now predicting a 43% chance of a Democratic SWEEP of Congress in the 2026 midterms! I'll say it again: WE MUST VOTE. We must Get Out The Vote. Family, friends, co-workers, everybody. What's YOUR plan to make it happen?

Lock him up! (not Bernie)

Yay science!

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

Me: Watch, the next thing he’s gonna do is blame liberal saboteurs. … He blames liberal saboteurs. #teamalgae

I just can’t even

The Mad King has been caught by aides using superglue (or should we call it Krazy glue) to affix gold embellishments in the Oval Office. He’s one step from cackling and rocking back and forth, and yet Republicans do nothing.

Now sheets of “flag blue” paint are peeling off the bottom of the #reflectingpool and floating through the thick green algae slime to the surface. Wondering when they’re just going to go full #kennedycenter on it and just cover it with tarps 😂

The two things keeping me going are #worldcup goodwill and #algae

kash patel holding a press conference wearing a power rangers costume announcing that seal team six has put rita repulsa back in the space dumpster after foiling a very serious plot to attack the white house and steal the president’s power coin

Sometimes I’m kinda proud of myself when I don’t know who someone is.

Not believing in science really comes back to bite you, doesn’t it?

Elon Musk is a monster but so are his enablers. Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan and Nick Begich 3 were proud DOGE Caucus members who supported him 100%. Vote them out.

Everyone was too busy reporting on his new trillionaire status.

The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals

*shrugs*

The Emperor's new clothes are truly magnificant.

Peak toxic capitalism: When a president intentionally manipulates stock markets to make millions for himself, while half the country isn’t sure if it’s a crime or business savvy.

I guess the press won’t be able to report about his bimonthly annual exams then.

They just keep recycling this same old headline…

Republicans know they can't win fair elections, so they don't bother moderating their policies. Republicans know they can win rigged elections, so that's where they put their best efforts.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

I just had an appointment today to renew my passport. If his mug is in my booklet I’m renewing again in 2029.

day 1: I will pay for the ballroom day 60: corporations and billionaires are dying to pay for this day 180: we have raised $200m to pay for it day 181: we have raised $250m day 182: we have raised $300m day 183: we have raised $350m today: taxpayers need to pay for it

I know The Onion still exists, but man it’s gotta be hard times over there.

Perhaps we should put shopping malls and schools and synagogues and churches…. inside ballrooms! #problemsolved #WHCD

Perhaps, and hear me out, we don’t need a White House correspondents dinner.

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

“Wrong”

Trump said he’s going the dinner this year because “these ‘Correspondents’ now admit that I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many.” Those are now the conditions under which you attend. So don’t. presswatchers.org/2026/04/wash...

Please. No. Don’t go. 🙄

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Congratulations to Péter Magyar, the Hungarian people, and the EU! And a special shoutout to JD Vance for helping to make it happen! 😆

Nobody: … First Lady: I have never been involved with a sex trafficking ring. Everybody: 🤔

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It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.