COURT TRANSCRIPT "Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it." "Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch." "No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."

An unboxing video, but it's just Rocky Balboa on a cigarette break

Back next month with a gargantuan Episode 100 season finale. In the meantime, @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN Episode 99 is out now: sizzletownpodcast.com Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz

Wouldn't it make more sense to spell it 'ampers&'?

I can never remember the difference between NBA and NDA, so to be safe, I just never talk about basketball.

Carpenter rankings 1. Harrison Ford 2. Jesus 3. Karen ... LAST. Fucking Geppetto.

THE CITY (Palindrome-Haiku) Go flat, urbanised.... A cradle here held arcades in a brutal fog.

Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...

Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...

Whenever Jawan is voted out in this #Survivor season, I desperately need him to take Savannah’s torch to be snuffed.

All well and good, B-52s, to have a car 'as big as a whale', but how's your turning circle? Not great, right?

To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 99, in which the X-Men steal a rocket and Ron Howard does a rewrite newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...

I think my favourite part of Dune was when Dune rode a space worm down a dune.

FUN FACT: 'queue' is an anagram of 'queen', but only if you turn the n upside down. In professional circles, we call this an 'auagram'. #funfact

Real talk - a closet is a preposterous place to keep a skeleton.

“My belt keeps my pants from falling down, and if that’s not ‘utility’, Batman, I’d thank you to tell me what is.”

Watched A House of Dynamite on Netflix. Pretty embarrassing for the Pentagon when the 61% success rate of its missile defense system is lower than the movie's Rotten Tomatoes score. Hope the military sorts this out, ASAP! (May I suggest a tactical strike of one-star reviews from five-star generals?)

Obviously, I don't usually burden you - the good folk who follow me on this, my non-cricket handle - with cricket stuff. But this is an exception. Because, hey, maybe you've got a loved one who enjoys cricket, who'd like a copy of my new book for Christmas. Worth a thought, surely?

I know this isn’t the point, but these definitely aren’t median house prices. A median is an actual price that happened (or sometimes an average of two prices) and I refuse to believe all eight capital cities had their middle-most sale price not ending in a round number.

Whenever Jawan is voted out in this #Survivor season, I desperately need him to take Savannah’s torch to be snuffed.

Somebody has broken into the Louvre and stolen half the internet.

The Confabulannotated Sherlock Holmes, Chapter 3.8, featuring calligraphic calculus, astral projection and meta-comedy newsletter.danliebke.com/p/the-confab...

(looking at iOS 26.1 release notes) ‘autocorrects slurs’?

note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are

He sounds like an expert on this topic of not trusting experts. Which makes it, frankly, a little hard to work out how to proceed.

GEN-ALPHA DICKENS: it was the skibidi of times, it was the toilet of times BOOMER TOLKIEN: I did NOT spend decades inventing languages only for you to butcher this one. Just saying! ZILLENNIAL SHAKESPEARE: nah let him cook, brevity low-key the soul of wit fr fr

RIP Diane Keaton #Shalalala

Interesting deleted scene from last night’s #Survivor episode.

Give him a break. A superpowered dog attacked him!

To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 95, in which Scott barks like a dog and Nightcrawler insinuates a villain’s a frog! newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...

INFINITE PALINDROME …cosmic, I’m so cosmic, I’m so cosmic, I’m so cosmic, I’m so cosmic, I’m so cosmic, I’m so cosmic, I’m so c…

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Let's recap some old Chris Claremont X-Men comics, shall we? First up, it's issue 94. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...

The 2nd best Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Psycho from 1960. On our rewatch of Psycho, we discuss its status as a Christmas movie, succumbing to basic opinions and the overratedness or otherwise of the shower scene. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/hitchpod-r...

This is a brilliant mash up for the two or three of us in this niche Venn diagram intersection. And a perfect punchline too. #Survivor #cricket

Here's the second part of my answer to the incredibly important niche question that's tearing my newsletter apart: 'What if Cricket was Survivor?'. Who is the Glenn Maxwell of Survivor? Who is the Tony Vlachos of cricket? All is revealed. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/what-if-cr...

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This is an incredible podcast. Honestly - and don’t tell anybody this - I wasn’t *that* upset with JLP going. Sucks for him, obviously, but these things happen. Let’s see how David goes. But this is so good, I’m retrospectively sadder than I was at the time to lose him.

In my ongoing attempt to write content so niche that absolutely nobody wants to read it, here's the first part (of two) of a piece asking the important question 'What if Cricket was Survivor?' (Note: includes more Jar Jar Binks than you might expect.) Part 2 tomorrow!

Important Venn Diagram song interpretation

Classic 'Arrested Development predicted it' moment.

‘superhero great’? Good English, Dan.

If you haven't yet subscribed to the CRpTAC YouTube channel and could take 10 seconds to do so now, I would really appreciate it! It helps me! youtube.com/@crptac?si=l...

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

What an honour to talk a player of this calibre about a game at this level. I sat down for over an hour to talk to Parvati about her impeccable #SurvivorAU win & it really is just the perfect game & so amazing to talk about. Hope you enjoy! #RHAP robhasawebsite.com/survivor-au-...

The Confabulannotated Sherlock Holmes, Chapter 3.6, featuring abandoned day planners, inward satisfaction and Scooby-Doo nomenclature newsletter.danliebke.com/p/the-confab...

Every story about Robert Redford’s passing is like: “This one time I saw Redford at a deli and my wife said to me ‘boy, I’d sure like to fuck him’ and Redford said ‘that’s right, she would’ and then he bought some pastrami and the woman behind the counter also really wanted to fuck him.”

Every story about Robert Redford’s passing is like: “This one time I saw Redford at a deli and my wife said to me ‘boy, I’d sure like to fuck him’ and Redford said ‘that’s right, she would’ and then he bought some pastrami and the woman behind the counter also really wanted to fuck him.”

This also raises the question of why an Axel Foley x Robocop team up was never greenlit. At the very least they would have prevented Bill Clinton from butchering Steve Yzerman's name.