Just got in an uber with a white bloke blasting U2. Countdown is on until I hear about his ex wife

If you ever get confused about which diary is which remember the protaganist of Diary of a Wombat hides UNDER the house and the protaganist in the Diary of Anne Frank hides ABOVE the house

With the latest Good Hang episode featuring both of them nice to remember this photo

People upset that Taylor wrote a song about Travis Kelce having a big ol' dick but no one batted an eyelid when Harry Styles wrote Music for a Sushi Restaurant about his girlfriends puss? Double standards are crazy

Dad bombing 3's while the kids skate

That is the 2nd time the "Crips" have been mentioned in a preshow Grand Final performance. The first was when the Ten Tenors did it back in 2003. #aflgf

Not sure why I care but it doesn't feel right that you can buy Idles tshirts in Cotton On

This is a post for pretty much no one but Australian basketballer Sami Whitcombe just came up big in the play-offs levelling this game #wnba

Brisbane, I'm getting the band back together, October 18 for the Caxton St Comedy Festival. Getva ticket at joshearl.com.au/gigs and come hang out

Is anyone else watching Task? I'm really digging it. Also, the use of the Caamp song in episode 1 has made me listen to a heap of Caamp in the last week, and that is also a good time

As a timeline cleanse the Under 16 boys Basketball team I coach just made the Grand Final today. Which means even though I have a crazy busy week I will be thinking of nothing else but how to motivate a bunch of teenagers.

Fingers crossed this shooter is as hot as Luigi

"Janine, my question is with Luke's terrible spelling of names will you give him a job writing the names on the cups at Boost?" #SurvivorAU

Every time Luke says "youse" Lisa gets homesick #SurvivorAU

"That peg is so sharp now" If I had a dollar... #SurvivorAU

With the amount of close-up foot shots, let's check if Quentin Tarantino directed this #SurvivorAU

Watching #SurvivorAU late but the JLP line "too much separation of your balls will end in tears" should have got a laugh from Shonee at least

Let's see you at 21ish

I think my only career goal is to go on Survivor. I think I would be a bad player, I can't make a fire, and not a big fan of beaches, but I would make entertaining TV

I too have dropped my allegiance to the Aussies and want Lisa or Kass to win #SurvivorAU

"Good enough for Cirie Good enough for me" Is better than her other rhyme "If I swallow half the sea I'll burp on TV" #SurvivorAU

Why Kass? These Australians are so frustrating #SurvivorAU

Release the Lisa burping extended cut #SurvivorAU

The best use of a shoe in desperation since this guy #SurvivorAU

"Is like when you need to pee in the club, so you go with your sisters. So our name is... The Pissters" where I thought Kass was going #SurvivorAU

"You are Australia's most successful business woman" Meanwhile Gina Reinhart is... I don't know, somewhere destroying the earth #SurvivorAU

George's tattoo always makes me think he has a blister on his chest #SurvivorAU

"This alliance has burnt me once" speaking of burnt (cut to Shonee's chest) #SurvivorAU

Hopefully the next reward is sunscreen #SurvivorAU

Tommi looks more Australian than any person who has ever played the game #survivorAU

They should have just put one absolute dud in each team, like Nash from Brains vs Brawn II, really Dinner For Schmucks it #SurvivorAU

Just like their last election the Americans are going to vote in a way that the rest of the world does not understand #SurvivorAU

Cut to episode 5 and Lisa is holding Ciries disembodied head in the air screaming "I am the sole survivor now" #SurvivorAU

Sad that this is JLP's last season. I imagine when he was sacked he packed up a box of his belongings and it consisted solely of two dumbbells that he curls before he films every single scene #SurvivorAU

The Americans will take a week to understand why the New Zealand contestant isn't on the Australian team #SurvivorAU

For those watching #SurvivorAU how incredible was that last 40 seconds of 10 News+

Head injuries are serious dudes

Could you please do me a favour? Can you give Four Burners a 5 star rating on Apple Podcasts? It helps out the pod and gives me an ego boost. Thanks, plus look at all the cool people who are so open and honest on it podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/f...

All my friends are getting into golf and to me it is like smoking. Fine if you started in your teens, but if you take it up as an adult...

New Four Burners with @mrhuntersmith.bsky.social Get the full episode anywhere podcasts are found

(Me, just putting the final touches on my Bruce Springsteen track by track album recreation of his seminal Nebraska album, but I've added horns to every song and spelling the album nebraSKA) My Wife: Yeah, you need a job dude...

Watch me debate 20 Gen Z's about why Mr Brightside by The Killers shouldn't be the nostalgia song of early 2000's and The Rat by The Walkmen should be

I'm watching rage, a lot can be learnt from the film clip to Yothu Yindi's Treaty, but how did trampolines on the beach not take off?

Yesterday in the basketball game I coach my team were up by 3 with 10 seconds to go when the other team got the ball dribbled over half court and launched it with 3 seconds to go.

Mrs Dracula: Not tonight honey, it isn't that time of the month

Two podcasts up today from me 1. Four Burners with Ben Lee up on the main feed (hear me fan out at a guy who influenced my music taste more than anyone else alive) 2. I'll Be Your Biggest Fan with Matt Stewart (where we talk footy, punk bands, music festivals and beer) up at patreon.com/dykwia

Last joke I wrote for The Sunday Project got an applause break and Sarah saying "That's good".

New Four Burners is up with Sam Taunton (host of The Project) recorded two weeks ago and the ending made me laugh a lot

My pitch for the final episode of The Project was rejected by the lawyers. I wanted Sam to serve everyone up a Beef Wellington, and as they say their final goodbye, they all take a bite.

I got married young because as a short man with an Android phone I was not built for dating apps