Where's Cat? Is she back in New Zealand? #SurvivorAU

This is where Tez reveals he is a Chris Lilley character #SurvivorAu

David: "Daniel, it was 6 weeks of television, by the end of it did you remember anyones names?" #SurvivorAu

Hopefully Aisha gives Blanche her Idol tonight #SurvivorAU

I don't want anyone but Tez to talk for the next half hour #SurvivorAU

Excellent #SurvivorAU correct decision

It's a good old fashioned yell off #SurvivorAU

Reminiscent of when Jeff Probst hopped on a Jetski and rode back to New York #SurvivorAU

Can't believe Brooke didn't find an idol while she was up casting her vote #SurvivorAU

Loz, you admitted you were also going to vote out Caleb for the final two. I hate this question #SurvivorAU

Caleb, if he wins, needs to give Mark 100k #SurvivorAU

Oh no, Caleb feels like he is giving a book report after only reading the blurb #SurvivorAU

I like how just because he's a wrestler people thought his pitch would be good. Yes, those great orators who gave the world "suck it" "open a can of whoop ass" and the classic "whoooo" #SurvivorAU

I mean it wasn't eloquent but it was loud #SurvivorAU

If you don't want Caleb to win you're a cop #SurvivorAU

If I was on the Jury my question would be "Caleb, have you ever used your inside voice?" #SurvivorAU (Also I really want him to win, I think he has played really well)

This season on #survivorau they keep talking about "needing to make big plays for their resume" but surely when it comes to pitching to the Jury you could just say "you can make big moves or you can make smart moves. I chose smart moves and it's why I'm in the final two"

Tomorrow, 4pm Melbourne, a live DYKWIA with guests Danielle Walker, Alexei Toliopoulos, Ray O'Leary, and first time to the pod Kate Dolan. Only 6 tickets remain, get them at joshearl.com.au/gigs

I'm late to #SurvivorAU tonight but I will say Mark not being able to land his buoy, and then telling Ben and Jackson "We're the 96 Bulls" was funny. Ok, this two are Jordan and Pippen, Mark is Dickey Simpkins

Everyone who has done well on #survivorau : The trick to being a good Survivor contestant is play your cards close to your chest Caleb: NEVER USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE AND STARE INTO THE EYES OF THE PERSON YOU'RE VOTING FOR WHILE DOING THE THROAT SLITTING GESTURE!!

The editors frantically trying to put the Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans "sketch" in the In Memoriam

Awesome! The Oscars paying tribute to the worst part of Sinners!

The Chefs on #survivorau after Faith's review of the parma

After tonight's challenge on #survivorau tomorrow they have to choose 9 consonants or vowels and spell a word

Ok, somebody with money please make Tez the next main character of Jury Duty. He is incredible. One of the most fully formed comedy characters I've ever seen #SurvivorAU

Tez is so great on #SurvivorAU. Such a great strategy to play the game like he has been told to give a book report on a book he hasn't read

Finally caught up on ##SurvivorAU and really annoyed I didn't apply. Redemption, with a new host! Could have been a perfect story line of a guy who got a chance to replace a TV host, was rejected, and now he's back, with a replacement host.

Just got in an uber with a white bloke blasting U2. Countdown is on until I hear about his ex wife

If you ever get confused about which diary is which remember the protaganist of Diary of a Wombat hides UNDER the house and the protaganist in the Diary of Anne Frank hides ABOVE the house

With the latest Good Hang episode featuring both of them nice to remember this photo

People upset that Taylor wrote a song about Travis Kelce having a big ol' dick but no one batted an eyelid when Harry Styles wrote Music for a Sushi Restaurant about his girlfriends puss? Double standards are crazy

Dad bombing 3's while the kids skate

That is the 2nd time the "Crips" have been mentioned in a preshow Grand Final performance. The first was when the Ten Tenors did it back in 2003. #aflgf

Not sure why I care but it doesn't feel right that you can buy Idles tshirts in Cotton On

This is a post for pretty much no one but Australian basketballer Sami Whitcombe just came up big in the play-offs levelling this game #wnba

Brisbane, I'm getting the band back together, October 18 for the Caxton St Comedy Festival. Getva ticket at joshearl.com.au/gigs and come hang out

Is anyone else watching Task? I'm really digging it. Also, the use of the Caamp song in episode 1 has made me listen to a heap of Caamp in the last week, and that is also a good time

As a timeline cleanse the Under 16 boys Basketball team I coach just made the Grand Final today. Which means even though I have a crazy busy week I will be thinking of nothing else but how to motivate a bunch of teenagers.

Fingers crossed this shooter is as hot as Luigi

"Janine, my question is with Luke's terrible spelling of names will you give him a job writing the names on the cups at Boost?" #SurvivorAU

Every time Luke says "youse" Lisa gets homesick #SurvivorAU

"That peg is so sharp now" If I had a dollar... #SurvivorAU

With the amount of close-up foot shots, let's check if Quentin Tarantino directed this #SurvivorAU

Watching #SurvivorAU late but the JLP line "too much separation of your balls will end in tears" should have got a laugh from Shonee at least

Let's see you at 21ish

I think my only career goal is to go on Survivor. I think I would be a bad player, I can't make a fire, and not a big fan of beaches, but I would make entertaining TV

I too have dropped my allegiance to the Aussies and want Lisa or Kass to win #SurvivorAU

"Good enough for Cirie Good enough for me" Is better than her other rhyme "If I swallow half the sea I'll burp on TV" #SurvivorAU

Why Kass? These Australians are so frustrating #SurvivorAU

Release the Lisa burping extended cut #SurvivorAU