Why can't Trump clean a pool, or throw a real 250th party? It's not (just) incompetence. It's also corruption.

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The idea that the 9 MILLION citizens of NYC (or of any other major American city), MUST be counted on the same day doesn’t want urban areas’ votes to count. Like I said: seditious evil.

📌 Right now, we urgently need 4 Typhoon Sierra shotguns at 30,456 UAH each! Thanks to the wonderful people from #TeamYuri, we already have the resources for two of them. We still need funding for two more — and urgently!!! Help!!! chornomorets.notepin.co 2/2

🚲 Cycling on top of a highway 🚲 When Utrecht began expanding on the west side of the city, the highway formed a huge barrier between the old and new part of the city. To connect the two parts, the highway disappeared underground and made way for an elongated park with play areas and a bike path.

When Ukraine bombs Moscow the war will end! I said it from the start and I’m saying again! #SlavaUkraine #VivaUkraine #USDemocracy

Me vs Russians and their supporters:

The cutest evacuation you'll see today. 🇺🇦 defenders don't just save human lives, they rescue the 4-legged victims of russia's war, too. This tiny kitten now has a second chance at life thanks to the soldier who evacuated him to safety. Thanks to the defender, Teo's hardest days are now behind him.

While Russians queue for fuel, Kremlin burns thousands of liters daily for drone attacks on Ukraine.

@irisnotsiri.bsky.social Any other lessons that my pup brain must know? 🤔💭

Friendly reminder 🙏👇 Have you 1) Called 💪 2) Emailed 👏 3) Both 😎🇺🇦 Thank you! Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 #NafoArticle5

Wrong one...

City dog: “these country dogs are huge!”😂

Get yours now!

This has always been part of russia's MO. My aunt was Lithuanian and she and her family fled for the russians in WWII. They were as gruesome then as they are now and yes, they also stole toilets then. Looking back, their mentality really hasn't changed in hundreds of years.

*Leaves for I-don't-know how many seconds...* *Instantly gets 30+ notifications.* Is this a regular thing???

My hero!!! Totally fangirling here!

I've been given 20 different explanations behind this all saying the same thing. 😂😭 Didn't know that it was a "need to know" thing!

Biden: Putting his name on the Kennedy Center. Building an arch in his own honor. Even hiring his own pool guy to fix the reflecting pool. Whoa. What a loser.

#SpotTheScammer @thunderinmoses.bsky.social this is yet another hacked account spamming "Please take a moment to visit my page and read the pinned post." Links to chuffed.org/project/supp...

@p1timmy.weee.ee fuck me, this twat has added me to the "Gaza Victim Fundraiser Spam Bots" moderation list. We mutually block, so they must have another account.

🇬🇧Keir Starmer is reportedly eyeing the role of NATO secretary general after leaving Downing Street, when the position is expected to become vacant in 2028, - The Observer

Sorry.

🤩💙💛 #AirForceOfUkraine

You have been highly reccomended, so I’m following you. Welcome to NAFO, where russia does not deserve a capital first letter, because they do not deserve to be a country.

May I ask, what's the deal with russia being spelt with "r" and not "R"?

#IsmuasMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge Day 16: a song that surprised you 'Dumb ways to die' Surprising in its origin (a safety campaign for Metro Trains, Australia) and for its jolly tune incongruously paired with grisly cartoon graphics and no-nonsense lyrics. Brilliant concept & catchy song.

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw the mess in Washington last week. The president was so humiliated in Hormuz, he threw his toys out of the stroller and refused to sign the affordable housing bill.

“Vaccines cause autism, the world is flat, climate change isn’t real. I did my own research.” Sir, you consistently use the wrong “to,” “too,” or “two” when you text, which leads me to believe you probably don’t understand the complexities of immunology, astrophysics, or climatology.

Welcome to Seattle. You're all gay now.

Had to! "So we sailed on to the sun 'Til we found a sea of green" 🎵🎼🎶

I can slap through the Internet, but there are a few who need a punch. I hope that book comes out soon.

Happy Caturday.

@rafella.bsky.social "Live in the middle of nowhere near somewhere." Love that comment on your profile! 😂

Thank you Jukka! 😊

Thank you very much for the warm welcome! 🥰

@profvonbonkenstein.bsky.social Welcome, Professor von Bonkenstein! We academics must stick together.

Hello! 👋

A tree is not merely wood; it is a natural air conditioner, a source of oxygen, a support for rainfall, and a sanctuary for birds. It is a safeguard for our future. When we cut down trees, we lose more than just greenery; we invite heat, drought, pollution, and suffering. 🌳 Save trees. Save lives.

Litter lying around is easy to ignore if it isn’t in your own garden. But the thing is—it *is* in your own garden. We all share the same planet, and what ends up in a ditch or on a path affects the soil, the water, and the wildlife everywhere.

russian warship, Ukrainian tractor and, of course, #NAFO fellas — all in the latest documentary on memes and their role in the war. russia spent billions on memes and thy still lost to our folklore. You’re one of the reasons why — this movie is for you: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm57...