They r literally so funny

Still obsessed with and bewildered by the cell phone design in Final Fantasy XIII

252 days the most true theory edition #deltarunetomorrow

Do you know? Do you know? Have you heard the news? Study normal subjects, find a normal job. Fall in love normally, get married normally. Have a normal family, and a normal life. But being normal has nothing to do with us!

先日のニンテンドーダイレクトが色々スゴかったので感想的なホムラちゃん！！を描きました

being apart is a bug someone made, right ? -- #FFXIV #FFXIVArt #MyArt

Listen to me. I've travelled to all sorts of places, I've done things you can't imagine. But you... Street corner, two in the morning, getting a taxi home, I've never had a life like that. You don't know how important that is.

Now Nintendo fans will be able to play a game that asks such bold questions as "but if we abolish slavery, won't the slave owners be sad?" And comes to an answer nobody expected because it's objectively The Worst Possible Answer.

my omelette for those who are curious

Ferbruary #oldknees

lowkey did not realize the immense potential of chicken broth until now #mybroth

* You did several math problems incorrectly! * Berdly liked that!

🏕 PRE-ORDERS OPEN 🍛 Come celebrate 30 years of Tales and its most iconic dishes! Embark on a gastronomic adventure and rediscover the bonds between our most beloved characters via a classic feature of the series: COOKING! 🔥✨️ 📆 Dec 15 – Jan 30 🍎 talesfanzine.bigcartel.com Art: @edosama.bsky.social

🏕️ 1 DAY LEFT ✨️ 🥬 Eat Your Veggies Button by @trarioven.bsky.social It's the LAST DAY before POs for Secret Recipe close, so here is a final reminder (from our very own 🥼 Doctor Jude) to everyone to eat your veggies like Sophie 🫑🥕🍅 or risk an hour's worth of nutrition lecture from Eleanor! 😌

I wrote a letter once... Did I think I could stop a war? Ah, doesn't matter! I never sent it! Maybe I could have saved a thousand lives. Maybe just one. I wonder what would have happened if I sent that letter. I wonder if it's too late?

hey terminally offline leftists how are you all doing

My people, I will ensure your needs are met, that you will feel safe in the comfort and security provided by a Queen who will ensure your well being. Your Queen is here to ensure all her people feel seen, heard, cared for, respected, and satiated in all ways. A vote for Sphene is a vote for today!

It’s nothing. Let’s go!

The name's Malos. I'm the same as you…

DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:

Awesome? This?

babies see this when they are born

조명이랑 디테일이 달라진 베네스도 구경하고 가세요 얼른(연교로 받은 그림입니다~)

ouahg

i feel like late main stage arknights is giving me the same idgaf as late msq ffxiv. maybe this is like the fate of all long-running games. well at least we have good side stories

hey all! me and my gf met david liebe hart in glendale today. he's lost both his health insurance and his food stamps and could use some money. pp/venmo in replies. i'd appreciate if everyone could boost this!

PARRY THIS YOU FUCKING CASUAL *casts an orange telegraphed cone aoe you can easily walk out of*

when the besties post their femalexfemale oc ship art

1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care 🧵

I'm fine with it.

A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life

did you know…? You can make whatever drink you want, ever. But it might taste ☝️ like ass

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

for dinner im having a disgusting pair of n&n's

Our themesters hath decreed: today's #BirdOfTheDay is #ShortBeaks I hath complied with the female and male gambel's quail (I wonder if they see other quails and think, "I wish I had one of those things on MY head"?) #EastCoastKin #birds #birding #birdnerd #PhotographersOfBlueSky #quail

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

These damn balls make No sense

크리스타리움 카페

behold the until recently secret police

Was talking with a friend about possibly adopting a cat, and literally the first one I saw was perfect.

i slept like ass. but at least i did