I think FIFA might be corrupt

Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids

B L E A K

Harman Kardon Soundsticks v3 vs v5, what a travesty :(

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand... I’ve enjoyed this format, podcast whodunnit set in the arctic

WORST FREELANCE GIG EVER

This is the sort of thing that I have nightmares about. Imagine being a freelance dev, putting a doc up on a web page and suddenly being a national news story. Also, fuck WordPress 🚮

I faced hard economic truth when I was 16. Could afford Debut by Bjork or Rid of me by Pj Harvey, both unheard, essentially by which CD looked cooler in HMV Bromley one Saturday. LIFELONG CONSEQUENCES.

NFB (Normal for Blackheath)

The Same Height Party

Art

So I listened to all the stories about cheap supermarket honey being mostly sugar syrup imported from China so I splashed out on a expensive fancier jar and it is RANK, feel like pure shit just want the fake stuff back

Pam Hogg stood on my foot at an opening event at the Hayward. She had bright yellow hair and was carrying a blue carrier bag from the offy, iconique. RIP.

She should scrap the OBR

I’ve been ordering things in my sleep again. This time, a dvd of the fifth element (??). I do not remember ordering this but I do remember dreaming about trying to find it to watch on streaming services.

I’m sure the budget is fun and all but we can all agree that this is a banging outfit

I can hear a rat scurrying about in my roof

RIP Udo!

Troye Sivan popped up as child Wolverine in the bad origin movie last night.

The maga right are up in arms because of the colour of this sweater, whereas I’m offended by the terrible fit and styling

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Unbelievable scenes in Lewisham Matalan

Riley from Buffy just popped up in this Chanel 5 Christmas movie.

How does Andy Burnham get his eyelashes to be that voluminous?

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Listen to this, it’ll blow your tits off

what

re: cloudflare - networking technology was designed in the 70s to be robust and have no single point of failure and capitalism has meant that a few massive brittle players now own huge parts of the global communications infrastructure and when one does down so does everything else 👍

When was the last Home Secretary that wasn’t a panto villain?

Mister Weighted Dankie delivered 7 hours sleep and I was so toasty I nodded off for another 3 so I feel like I can run through walls rn

Protect Bill Bryson

music.apple.com/gb/album/som... Hercules and Love Affair proving that Roisin Murphy ain’t that unique and we can have properly queer alt disco whenever we want, thank you very much.

Please do this to me when I’m dead so I can mercilessly slag you off for it forever

When will we be rid of Boris Johnson

I think this bag is fake. Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides. This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.

Sometimes when I’m sad I watch the clip of Tiara Skye boxing that man that pulled her hair

Hehe

I want Mamdani win just to see if Debra Messing is able to reach the maximum number of rabid Instagram stories one account can post in a single 24 hour period

ALARM ALARM a ball just rolled over to me walking through the park at lunchtime 🥴🥴🥺🥺😭😭

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Took a xanny and put Rosalía on loud 🥲

I think we can all agree that Bjork’s breakup album was much classier

What tf is a buzzball

I had so much homemade harissa paste with my dinner that I’m still a bit high from the capsicum and my hands feel tingly 12 hours later.

Feels a bit performative, being a prince is an intrinsic property of being born to a queen

It’s good (and much more enjoyable than Kinds of Kindness) 🙌

My circadian rhythm is built for GMT, all bets are off for the next 6 months

📣THREAD: It’s surprising to me that so many people were surprised to learn that Signal runs partly on AWS (something we can do because we use encryption to make sure no one but you–not AWS, not Signal, not anyone–can access your comms). It’s also concerning. 1/

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Commenting ‘AI’ on your boyfriend soft launch post xx