Billy Billy Billy
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He / him. Internet dinosaur, publishing tech, runs The Cat Reviewer:
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social
Classic overreaction to something going wrong at work has left me ragged. GAD is totally pernicious and evil, calm the fuck down Billy you stupid bitch.
about 7 hours ago
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you can now outsource that nice part of your brain that gets to write a lovely message when your friend is collecting money for charity, fuck off fuck off fuck off
3 days ago
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Fell for an AI meme for I think the first time yesterday. It was a cat shitting in someone's bath and was very believable. We need some training for the olds (me) and some automatic flagging of this stuff!
5 days ago
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Is there a sadder, more adrift feeling than entering the last 20 minutes of a really long and enjoyable audiobook? WTF am I supposed to do now?
7 days ago
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My underused Xbox gamepass is going from Ā£15 to Ā£23 a month, je ne think so pas šļø (except their cancel service seems to be overwhelmed rn)
8 days ago
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Jenrick is borrowing from the Farage playbook - 11 years ago, human ashtray Farage said he 'felt awkward' on a train from London Bridge to New Cross where he was cruelly subjected to people speaking different languages. They are two cheeks of the same arse.
www.standard.co.uk/panewsfeeds/...
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Farage 'felt awkward' on train
Nigel Farage has said he felt "awkward" on a recent train journey in central London when he heard only foreign languages spoken by his fellow passengers.
https://www.standard.co.uk/panewsfeeds/farage-felt-awkward-on-train-9158785.html
8 days ago
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Asked ChatGPT to give me secret Santa ideas for a heterosexual man Iāve never met and it said scented candles š„“
8 days ago
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Watching the sad Swifties reminds me of when Madonna released Hard Candy. A difficult period in my life.
9 days ago
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I have a cold and Iām miserable so ordering a proper neon msg laden succulent Chinese meal. Any requests?
10 days ago
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Sometimes I treat myself and put the font on my phone up to āmiddle agedā so I can read it without squinting
11 days ago
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I was cancelled on Twitter for a while for sharing an article where Camille Paglia described TS as an obnoxious Nazi Barbie. Death threats, the lot. Happy dreary boring mor album day to those that celebrate š„³
12 days ago
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www.youtube.com/shorts/O9QqU...
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Patricia Routledge singsMarvellous Party' by Sir Noƫl Coward
YouTube video by John Doyle
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O9QqUjOk8Dw
12 days ago
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M3GAN singing This Womanās Work is my cinematic highlight of this year and that film deserved to be a massive hit
13 days ago
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This is the level of bitchiness I want from my feed please
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14 days ago
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plus Ƨa change
14 days ago
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The thing I like the most about this piece is the shade thrown at Giles Coren
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15 days ago
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Great job! (Negotiate hard on that salary tho)
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16 days ago
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Kat Tenbarge
16 days ago
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
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At least 10 people clapped when we landed š„“
17 days ago
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Whatās the meanest thing youāve ever done? When I came out at 18, my friend group at the time disowned me. I bumped into one of them about 10 years later and I earnestly asked her when she was due š
18 days ago
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Great Scott
19 days ago
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TOO BIG, itās not right
23 days ago
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If it is the rapture tomorrow imagine how lovely itās going to be for us left here without having to deal with all the sort of people that would be raptured š
23 days ago
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Silksong looks like actual torture, life is too short! PASS.
24 days ago
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The energy certificate guy just arrived, scary builder type so Iām doing my best āmanā impression and he walks in and Stacy Q Two of Hearts starts blaring from the speakers, cool š«„
25 days ago
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Mr. Tyler Crook
26 days ago
If you are cancelling streaming services it's worth noting that we are currently living in a golden age of thrift store DVDs. Lot's of people have liquidated their collections because of streaming or because of the switch to bluray...
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TIPPED A WHOLE POT OF GLOSS PAINT OVER AND DIDNāT NOTICE FOR 20 MINUTES DIDNāT I
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26 days ago
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Nice relaxing day off work with nothing to do plus half an adderall =
26 days ago
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Cancelled Netflix Disney Prime and Spotify and donāt miss them one bit. Big tech ruined the world!
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27 days ago
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Deleted my slack and work email from my phone while Iām on holiday and feel so NAUGHTY
27 days ago
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Train full of chanting Millwall fans and not in a hot exciting porny way
29 days ago
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Just did a textbook āIāve already got a boyfriend sorryā to one of the charity muggers outside Farringdon Station š
29 days ago
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Best advice youāll get this season - let your plants totally dry out before watering them A LITTLE BIT when autumn kicks in. They donāt need summer levels of water and if you love them too much youāll kill them.
about 1 month ago
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Making eyes at the central heating thermostat
about 1 month ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
about 1 month ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GROYPER
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Tim Berners-Lee very disappointing in his latest media round. Mealy-mouthed and unable to criticise the monsters that have co-opted his invention.
about 1 month ago
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Anecdotal but I am seeing a lot more algorithmic right wing content on Meta platforms the last week or so. Unbidden! The shits!
about 1 month ago
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Nadine Dorries is fantastic value, what a grifter - in a particularly masochistic moment I listened to the audiobook of The Plot and it has several unintended laugh out loud moments, highly recommended.
about 1 month ago
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Sadly they were amazing and all other pitta bread is now inedible shite
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about 1 month ago
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Quite a lot of obvious-man-in-xemomorph-suit action in ep 5
about 1 month ago
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Just spent £4.50 on 4 pitta bread from the local deli
about 1 month ago
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Whatever your thoughts are about Glinner being arrested, I think one think we can all agree on is that him criticising other people's appearance is the funniest thing he ever did in his comedy career.
about 1 month ago
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Just discovered my fave food influencer is literally a mega wealthy military industrial defence contractor wtf :(
about 1 month ago
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Not quite ready yet but laying some foundational work
about 1 month ago
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Sarah has a suggestion
about 2 months ago
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
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His parents both lived way over the national average and he doesnāt drink and has access to the best healthcare on the planet. Aināt dying any time soon.
about 2 months ago
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Iāve had the same hair style for 10 years. Gonna change it up but go on holiday in a couple of weeks. Do I change it now or wait till Iām back? Gay dilemma.
about 2 months ago
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Just stole from Sainsburyās. Bottles of aperol, prosecco, soda deal for Ā£15 instead of Ā£33. They have run out of soda so I couldnāt scan for the discount so I was going to go to the customer service desk to sort but instead forgot and just left with all my other shopping :/
about 2 months ago
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Enjoying the sartorial shade from Derek this week š
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about 2 months ago
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Someone I knew as a teenager popped up with a āHappy 25th anniversary mum and dadā post and I thought thatās odd, I remember their parents being married longer ago than that and realised that actually, the post is from THEIR KID about THEM šµ
about 2 months ago
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