My kingdom for a coherent way to understand the difference between prototypes, designs, design mode, dev mode, slide files, figjams plus associated views and toolsets inside Figma

Show of hands everyone that woke up somebody in the night by shouting in their sleep 👋

ChatGPT just put a quid in the swear pot

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Can I zhuzh up my bathroom tiles with a multitool and some grout? I’m gay, of course I can

Parliament carpet is very 'Spoons coded

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Spent bank holiday weekend painting my kitchen the colour of a 1980 ford fiesta

What

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Just obliviously rolling in shite, that actual state

Always with my finger on the cultural pulse. ABBA voyage is fucking brliamt.

Knights of the Realm Sir Kier and Sir Olly should have to joust for it in Parliament Square

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a... The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

Madonna totally waffling on for hours half way through SC’s set and pulling focus as much as possible is perfect haha

Absolutely loved the Mario film. All the negative reviewers had a crap childhood doing things like being outside.

I’m pinning quite a lot of my emotional wellbeing on Confessions 2 blowing my tits clean off

Alistair Campbell, Emily Maitlis etc must absolutely hate this shit happening on a Sunday night

The JD effect

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... Great history on why so many Christians esp in America are barmy

pottery class and a spice bag 👌

Sat opposite a gay on the overground. Both of us wearing identical outfits so obviously immediate enemies. I reckon I just squeaked it sartorially but he was a bit younger so silver medal to me 🥈

Attention all those with a sweet tooth: Vanilla Fudge is #RecipeOfTheDay! I feel I should apologise for my appalling cutting and photography, though. This photo was originally intended as a placeholder pic, but I never got around to changing it. www.nigella.com/recipes/vani...

Directors should lose a week of life for every minute their film is over an hour and a half

They should make a high budget animation of Series 8 from the graphic novels. Some absolutely mad shit happens in them (Dawn as Centaur ffs)

ebay.us/m/v9Cprm Want

I for one am really glad our prev government didn't bow to right wing pressure to suppress domestic solar panels, wind farms and other woke renewable bullshit so that we now have a hugely self-sufficient energy mix and can mostly weather the American government causing a global economic downturn

I believe I may be a Chopped Unc :(

Happy Threads Day to all who celebrate

Hey #fsharp sky! We have an upcoming role for a dev working at tradekart.com. Full-Stack, with strong FE skills. We have some react apps, but will probably be looking to build some stuff in HTMX (or similar tech) in next few months. DM me for more details, please repost for reach.

emerald fennell's human centipede

Happy have-I-dropped-acid-or-is-it-World-Book-Day-day

There are two completely adorable space cadets on the tube, clearly up all night stinking of ciggies with their jaws swinging and off to one of their places. PROUSTS MADELEINE.

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10/10 to the man eating a full burger and fries on the Elizabeth Line on the way to work

I’m going to attempt a light spring jacket today. SCENES.

Unironically wearing an item of clothing I purchased from Marks and Spencer to my fancy ways fashion industry type job, just going to call it a day

Am doing recall training with the cat. Realised I’m conditioning her to return to me when I shout COME in the garden :/

I want an obit as horny as this when I die please www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

I bet he’s sweating now!

Cool

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body

Really thinking about selling all my precious things and dropping however much silly money this cool dad dilf look from Armani fw26 costs

Cool cool

AI use case - give it access to my list of weekly recipes and say, this week I want these dishes and for the agent to build a basket at Ocado or Sainsbury’s etc with all the ingredients but know that, for instance, one garlic bulb will do for two recipes so handle that efficiently. DOESN’T EXIST.

Absolutely obsessed with this thick as mince dickhead

Peaches.