Honestly I wish my life was as exciting as everyone thinks it is. Satanic weed orgies sounds way more fun than mending pants by hand and making my own sourdough starter. 😂😂

Oh look, this is relevant again 😂

Idk what's going on in the grape world. But whoever bred Candy Heart grapes deserves to get deep throated.

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job. Don't mind me, just talking myself off a ledge 😂

Finding out my dispo coworkers are Trumpers makes no damn sense 😂😂😂

The phenomenan of "friend who is always there for everyone else but no one ever shows up for them or notices when they are struggling" should be studied.

The "male loneliness epidemic" is quite literally the result of men failing to be likable in a time where women are capable of supporting themselves. Being likable is the bare minimum, and they aren't rising to the occasion. Here's some tips to start you out

I bought some produce from a stand that I didn't realize was maga until after I already paid for my items... And I just want to say those were the most bitter plums and strawberries I've ever eaten. I stg you can taste the hate in them.

It has gotta be exhausting thinking up situations to pretend are happening to you all the time.

One time I had a therapist tell me I should write my life story down and sell it to lifetime. And I was like.. First of all, super unprofesh but second... Do I have to use my real name?

Girlie pop, you know you can learn any hobby on YouTube. Right? I know you're excelling in the "being a cunt" category, but might I suggest basket weaving?

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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display. The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump. The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.

Sen. Warner on DOGE's "buyout" offers: "Every scam artist is the same. 'Take this offer right now, it expires at midnight!' How many times do we see that?"

I fear Gaga's return to vaguely satanic pop is the final recession omen.. It's here guys.. Music is about to be liiiiiiit asf.

We know which of the Minions is heading USAID Coup!

To all the people who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because you “didn’t like either of them” I want to say, from the bottle of my soul, fuck you. Fuck you Fuck you. Fuck. You.

Democrats won’t save our services only we will. Marinating on what this means but do you understand why Musk wants to control the National Park Service? WE OWE TOO MUCH TO AMERICAN NATIVES AND THIS LAND TO ALLOW IT

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

Pretty soon #TSA is just gonna be some guy named Kevin that makes you pinky promise you're not a terrorist.

USAID.gov is down. Why is this concerning? Trump has no legal authority to eliminate a congressionally funded independent agency. The work of USAID is vital, and if this can happen to them, it can happen to any of us.

Russia is invading the U.S. using psychological war and covert operations, such as rigging elections, to install a fascist pro-Putin government.

SCREAMING THIS

Trump gutted the Aviation Safety Cmte! Trump ousted the FAA admin! The FAA admin was fired because Elon wanted him out! One air traffic controller was doing the job of 2 people during the crash! Trump ordered a hiring freeze! Trump is supposed to be in charge-- why won't he accept responsibility?

You know what pisses me off the most about #RFK? He could have really done something, he could have been a champion for disability rights. He himself is disabled, family members lobotomized (pour one out for Rosemary), addiction and mental health issues ravaging the rest,

I know there is a lot going on, but please remember, at the root of it is Putin. When he falls all of his puppets will fall with him. They are attempting to overwhelm you. See through it. This is a fight over American minds to decide the fate of Ukraine, the frontlines in the war against NATO.

Once this is over, if we are to make it through, ALL elected officials - regardless of party - who knew and did not act will need to stand trial. They will need to answer for their inaction and psychological crimes against citizens. The very ones they were elected to protect and guide.

I'm not teaching my grad course 'Civil Resistance: How It Works' this semester. But here is an abridged version of the course schedule, readings, and films I used the last time I taught it (in 2022). Just in case it's useful. drive.google.com/file/d/14RRJ...

Oh no, it’s not like they didn’t tell us. ogles.house.gov/media/press-...

This is exactly how the Bishops prayer vs Trumps reaction felt #FDT #F45 #lotusispotus

What was that? A white man minimizing what's happening because it barely effects him? I'm so shocked.

I totally get how confusing social cues can be 🥺 hope this helps!☺️

While I’ve been shitposting a storm about Elon’s Nazi salutes, I am starting to wonder if it was in part to take the news cycle away from Trump snitching on Elon? In case anyone forgot.

This week can suck my fucking dick man.

I’m surprised at how many people are surprised that Elon Musk is a notsee… He’s from apartheid South Africa. He literally wore an all black MAGA hat with notsee font to the Madison Square Garden rally. It’s never been a secret.

Uhh hey guys, why isn't the constitution webpage available? #FDT

REMINDER that each and every single one of you are on the CORRECT side of history, and this legacy? It will forever be engraved into US history as a patriotic lesson for Constitutional defense. Whatever occurs. Whether a split or not. We will endure.

Hear it for yourselves Trump thanking Musk for the machines! If he becomes Pressie the Dem party won’t save us BUT I’m sure Harris won’t disappoint 😎⚖️

Do not give that man an ounce of praise for solving a problem he manufactured in 2020 He is pissing down our backs and telling us it's raining. And people are dancing in it with their mouths open. #tiktokban #tiktok #tiktokrefugees trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/presidential...

Just remember, Hitler saved the books too #tiktokban

I have a theory about the tiktok ban, and if I'm right, daaaaaaaaaaaamn😂

I feel like I'm going to throw up. I was only 55 videos into my favorites 😭😭 #tiktokban

Just broke up with Spotify and low key it felt really good lmao. Anyway, how are we discovering new music now?

Baked hamburger buns, and made the very adult decision to switch dentists because I didn't like mine, and called and made an appointment at the new one. Clearly I've thwarted mental illness once again!

How I feel about the #jacksmith updates.