I’m being really brave about it tho

It’s his first time being queen be nice

Top 10 Anime Betrayals 😔

My 9 year old made this sick af drawing of the Prototype from Poppy Playtime 5. Look at it. That’s it that’s the post.

Had an incredibly stupid and silly fight with my husband and this is how it resolved (we met up in the kitchen) 10/10 This marriage shit is easy

Heated Rivalry perfectly exemplifies why Harry Potter’s final arc is badly written because HR does the same thing but correctly in this essay I will—

@homestarrunnew.bsky.social you came back to me when I needed you most ❤️

The difference between reporting and analysis 💁‍♀️

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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

🥹 when worlds collide

See THIS is why you keep Nextdoor

Me during an active hostage situation? Cool, calm, collected. Me when I can feel the strings from my socks in between my toes? Anguish, panic, fury.

turns out hell = my page 🫶

happy 9:08 to all who celebrate

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TED CRUZ ALERT FOR ALL TEXANS 🚨 TED CRUZ HAS FLED THE STATE 🚨 THE STORM WILL BE BAD 🚨

Hey so wtf do you mean

2026 energy

“But AI makes such cool stuff-“ My 9 year old made this AT-AT out of paper and tape yesterday and it’s the coolest shit I’ve seen it in weeks, get good.

Took my Vyvanse alongside coffee and proceeded to talk nonstop adhd nonsense for an hour, finally realized and apologized to my husband for being unhinged. He stopped, held my face in his hands, looked deep in my eyes and said “I don’t want you hinged”. Anyway gonna get pregnant brb.

so true

The FIFA Peace prize used to mean something

happy new year!

@extrafabulous.bsky.social how many chunts til noonfall mate?

Reminder that Pacific Rim is an S-tier film

goddamn use a dick next time

My friend: I hand made this amazing advent calendar for my friend ugh I really need to give it to her Me: ok cuz I cannot overemphasize that it is December 13th

I don’t like these things but I’m impressed at how badly I managed to drop and break this

This is cuz she might be fucking someone btw, incase you thought Korean kpop fans were normal or something

Stumbled upon my cousin’s apparently new FB page after he rage blocked my husband for making fun of him years ago about football. Good to see him deep into his maga-reborn-Christian-conspiracy-theorist-divorced-dad-in-a-truck era.