Bro is killmogging us

Incandescent with rage that only one of the heads has a hat when you evolve

I’ve found the best post ever made on Reddit and it’s not even close: “Sucking your own dick doesn’t feel like getting your dick sucked it feels like sucking a dick”

Everytime I get into a vehicle in Texas I take my life in my hands

We've rebranded! Goonhammer is now Tabletop Battles. Come read about what's changing and why.

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Taking a moment to process that I’m 40 and just sent this to the gc

there's probably a less millennial way to put this but i think books about the civil war have a real "when do they get to the fireworks factory" problem before grant shows up

chopped unc singing in the dead of night

@thechirurgeon.bsky.social tell you everything you need to know about the Ultramarines in the Horus Heresy! At a high level.

I’m being really brave about it tho

It’s his first time being queen be nice

Top 10 Anime Betrayals 😔

My 9 year old made this sick af drawing of the Prototype from Poppy Playtime 5. Look at it. That’s it that’s the post.

Had an incredibly stupid and silly fight with my husband and this is how it resolved (we met up in the kitchen) 10/10 This marriage shit is easy

Heated Rivalry perfectly exemplifies why Harry Potter’s final arc is badly written because HR does the same thing but correctly in this essay I will—

@homestarrunnew.bsky.social you came back to me when I needed you most ❤️

The difference between reporting and analysis 💁‍♀️

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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

🥹 when worlds collide

See THIS is why you keep Nextdoor

Me during an active hostage situation? Cool, calm, collected. Me when I can feel the strings from my socks in between my toes? Anguish, panic, fury.

turns out hell = my page 🫶

happy 9:08 to all who celebrate

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TED CRUZ ALERT FOR ALL TEXANS 🚨 TED CRUZ HAS FLED THE STATE 🚨 THE STORM WILL BE BAD 🚨

Hey so wtf do you mean

2026 energy

“But AI makes such cool stuff-“ My 9 year old made this AT-AT out of paper and tape yesterday and it’s the coolest shit I’ve seen it in weeks, get good.

Took my Vyvanse alongside coffee and proceeded to talk nonstop adhd nonsense for an hour, finally realized and apologized to my husband for being unhinged. He stopped, held my face in his hands, looked deep in my eyes and said “I don’t want you hinged”. Anyway gonna get pregnant brb.

so true

The FIFA Peace prize used to mean something

happy new year!

@extrafabulous.bsky.social how many chunts til noonfall mate?

Reminder that Pacific Rim is an S-tier film