happy new year!

@extrafabulous.bsky.social how many chunts til noonfall mate?

Reminder that Pacific Rim is an S-tier film

goddamn use a dick next time

My friend: I hand made this amazing advent calendar for my friend ugh I really need to give it to her Me: ok cuz I cannot overemphasize that it is December 13th

I don’t like these things but I’m impressed at how badly I managed to drop and break this

This is cuz she might be fucking someone btw, incase you thought Korean kpop fans were normal or something

Stumbled upon my cousin’s apparently new FB page after he rage blocked my husband for making fun of him years ago about football. Good to see him deep into his maga-reborn-Christian-conspiracy-theorist-divorced-dad-in-a-truck era.

You: Caroline where have you been? Me, through tears:

I love the internet

sure but I have a separate question

Free shipping is the lube of online shopping.

Omg someone preemptively blocked me from doing a story on them GUESS WHOS MORE INTERESTED NOW MY GUY

Me: My husband @thechirurgeon.bsky.social:

i forgor this app existed for a bit my b fam

I continue to appreciate whoever is handling Dominos’ FB page

just checking in, can someone remind me which timeline this is

Why does this read like a scam 😭

This makes me miss NY violently

“AI is the future!” Meanwhile, AI:

@extrafabulous.bsky.social this isn’t gonna help me not be your parasocial bestie in my head Zach

@uppitynegress.bsky.social this made my whole morning ty

I fucking love it when politicians have balls and a good social media team www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DgqtGg/

Shit like this is why I haven’t abandoned fb yet tbh

Filming #chivegate tomorrow 🫡 #nichetea

The council of idiots in my head has determined that @florkofcows.bsky.social memes are the peak of social currency cuz I cannot stop laughing