On Rafael Devers:

KICKED!!!!

Literally just licked a rat by accident Jesus cheist

Are the quad cities lowkey kinda neat like the lehigh valley is

Jesus christ

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if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys

No touchdowns and in the 4th quarter is nuts

Just clicked with me that both baseball and football have a philly playing kansas city. How silly is that.

I think 4am is definitely the most fucked up time

I feel very fortunate that i’ve never been tortured

If i was a UVU student right now i would find one of these kinda signs and go “uhhhh ohhhh… SOMEONE didnt follow the rules….!”

Something cool about college is that the term “uniaxial tension stress tensor” makes some sense to me

I dont really care for mitski

Sitting next to a mets fan on the subway 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Its funny that the padres went crazy at the trade deadline just to do this

Do you guys remember when you learned about decimals

GO BIRDS

Hahah ceedee lamb more like suckdeez lballs

Its awful that nyc is a cool city with evil and wretched sports teams

Im convinced that the average person could pitch a full inning of baseball, all 3 outs, given a month to prepare. Not because its easy but because they would have a major league defense behind them and i dont think major league batters are gonna know what to do with a 39 mph something-or-other

Tommorow is NFL. Eagles even

I don’t really believe in smart people but i definitely believe in dumb ones

Black ops 4 was cool

They playin baseball over there???? The fuck?

I gotta say in getting pretty sick of “the human element”

Seattle is a good name for a city

Afterburner is one of the coolest names for anything like ever and its rad that it’s actually that cool if a thing too

Nerd ass guacamole

Zurich is actually Thurich but they “ze” “the”

Beer & animal crackers 👍

Duckduckgo really sucks ass

Genuine insane hail-mary from mookie bett’s parents to make his initials MLB and even more insane that it actually worked

UPDATE Y’ALL: i’m just now putting together that the limp wrist thing is just t-rex arms

It must be so sad to not be a fan of baseball

Bang per unit buck

Mona lisa one of the msot oberatted things ever. Oat.

THE PHILLIES WIN A BASEBALL GAME

The espn statcast broadcast is kinda cool

They should put an mlb team in newark or something so you can morally be a baseball fan and live around nyc

On Rafael Devers:

You can put cy young the person in for the most obvious shit in immaculate grid and somehow he’s at like 6%

Baseball is kind of like motorsports in that you want to go around in a circle as fast as you can

Crazy that grapefruit juice interacts with medication

The Toronto Blow Jobs

rt if you would like to form an alliance with jeff biden (no relation)

We sent people to the fucking moon?????