BREAKING NEWS: Jed Clampet has dropped out of the #Freedom250 concert.

Colonoscopy Results 🤪

My guess? Time is not on his side.⏳

Between the war, military strikes on fishing boats, vanity projects, deranged building projects, building a surveillance state, appropriating funding for paying a pardoned militia, outright theft, etc., etc., is there anything left in the U.S. Treasury?💰💸

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

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The man posting AI nonsense like this every day is who the MAGA cult worships and believes knows more about statecraft than anyone else on earth? Puh-leeze!

Satire & Political Comedy Are Resistance 🎭 "Authoritarians don’t like anybody who doesn’t give them undue dignity. Comedians are anti-authoritarian by nature. And authoritarians are never going to like anybody laughing at them." - Stephen Colbert

The Gang of Pedos could not care less. They're all covering for each other. 😡

Sadly, they're right about that. Perhaps they should file claims anyway and see what happens.

I will henceforth think of CBS as Craven Bootlicking Sycophants.

I suppose tRump will announce tonight that he'll now be president of Cuba. I'm waiting for his minions to indict Putin next so he can become president (Czar?) of Russia. Maybe he'll just indict the whole world.

Nothing makes someone look guiltier than forcing the Justice Department to promise never to investigate your taxes or prosecute you for anything they might find

To our detriment, we absolutely are.

Well let’s test that theory and…… Release the Epstein Files!!!!

BREAKING: Minnesota has INDICTED ICE officer Christian Castro in the non-fatal shooting of Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis. 4 counts of assault & 1 count of lying. This is the SECOND ICE officer charged by the Hennepin County DA. No charges yet for the murders of Good and Pretti. www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

Thomas Massie pushed for the release of the Epstein files, and the response has been tens of millions in outside spending, smear campaigns, and coordinated attacks. If this is what they do to a sitting member of Congress, imagine what Epstein survivors face when considering whether to come forward.

We like to credit Trump when he actually tells the truth. “ I don't think about Americans' financial situations — I don't think about anybody.” #RadioFreeAmerica #politics www.msn.com/en-us/news/n...

No, it's not too much to ask at all. In fact, waaaaaaay back when I was in Journalism school, they taught us that we were to be public arbiters of fact. Not give our opinions, but tell people what's true and what isn't. Seems that's not a thing any longer.

Exactly and precisely true. We've already passed into the danger zone.

Don't forget: my old Yale Law classmate Clarence Thomas refused to recuse from Jan. 6 cases despite his wife's involvement in the plot. And he's taken at least 100 gifts worth over $2 million while serving, including from GOP donor Harlan Crow. He's a disgrace to the Court.

They call them "data centers" because “mass-surveillance centers” would be harder to sell.

The people saying that gutting the Voting Rights Act has nothing to do with racism are the same people who say overturning Roe v Wade had nothing to do with women

When a King and direct descendent of King George III has to remind the American government about the utmost importance of checks and balances, you know we're in deep trouble.

It's a sad commentary and a bad omen when walking, talking, living jokes can't take a joke.

I think we always knew on some level that we'd end up paying for the frigging ballroom.

I think they all knew the plan well in advance, which may explain why they weren't concerned about having the entire line of succession in the same place at the same time. 🤷‍♀️

Imagine if Biden kept falling asleep during Press conferences and started a war causing a world energy crisis!!!! And a Pedophile to boot!!! #Iran #EpsteinFiles #TrumpFiles

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

You always have to pay attention to what is actually happening, not what Trump says is happening. Because Trump lies about everything. Too often media serves as Trump’s daily stenographer, passing along his propaganda verbatim.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

It's so clearly dangerously unhinged but it seems to be passing for normal in this upside down timeline.

This is what were dealing with folks!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Lovely Easter sentiment, isn't it? There is a malignancy in the White House that must be excised soon before it kills us all.🥴

I've never cared for reality shows. I really don't like this really bad reality show we're living in. I'm pretty sure none of us auditioned to be extras but here we are, bit players in the worst reality show ever. Somebody cancel this turkey!📺🎭🦃

Bye bye Bondi!!!

Bondi is out, Blanche is in. I'm glad to see Bondi gone but I wouldn't trust Blanche any farther than I could throw him. His head is just as far up Trump's rump as Bondi's was. This may be a WH strategic move to stave off the subpoena hanging over Bondi's head but...Blanche knows Epstein stuff too.

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

When he sets the world on fire, I sincerely hope every single complicit sycophant who could have stopped him burns with it.

Maggie Rogers, Joan Baez, and Tom Morello performing “The Times They Are A-Changin'”

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The masks were always about the ability to commit crimes with impunity.

Robert Mueller was a patriot who served this country for his entire life. He fought and bled for the United States while many of the cucks who are attacking him did everything they could to avoid service. Nothing any of these subhuman shitstains say will diminish his legacy.