Accountants do it, but who cares? 🤷‍♀️

Fat Man and Little Boy

Quickflip #494 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 4 flips puzzmallow.com/quickflip

It's not working

If he wants it, he can buy it from the Trump store like everyone else!

President Biden ❤️ My admiration for him grows stronger by the minute.

Those are “freedom bits” Chris…

If Donald Trump laid 5 reflecting pools side by side...I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

I look forward to the day the United States lectures some country about whatever, then I post this clip.

Maybe it would be easier if we changed the color in our flag.

Meanwhile at the White Trash White House last night the main event wasn’t even in the ring. Fights were breaking out on the lawn everywhere under the light of fireworks. Not since the White House burned down in 1814 have we seen so many battles. Sign! 🤡

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Go home to your husband, Vanky. Take Jared with you.

didya know that most highways are longer than buildings are tall?

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Netanyahu is crazy. Trump is insane.

Spock has backed out of the Freedom 250, according to his spox

Are "Tractors for Trump" available?

The libel, slander, and defamation judgments against Kashyap Patel 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 should be in the tens of millions.

Yes, that's Gov. Tim Walz on Alien Super Show. Walz: "I'm not running again, so the guardrails are off. I asked and said, 'Can I go on shows where I can say, "fuck those guys"?'" You've come to the right place, governor. New episode drops this weekend.

The word out there is that in 30 minutes the Premier will be announcing a separatist referendum question that is not the #ForeverCanadian question. The Premier now acknowledges that the Forever Canadian question is not intended for a referendum, so she drafted her own. #ableg

We back?

Thucydideez nuts!

@kenwhite.bsky.social Please do Rat Bag Hat 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

🚨 Early reports indicate there has been an exchange of fire between the U.S. and Iran in the Strait of Hormuz

“I cannot imagine not being Canadian. I cherish my Canadian passport. The day I became a Canadian citizen became one of the biggest highlights in my life.” #ForeverCanadian #cdnpoli #ableg #Yeg #Yyc www.t8nmagazine.com/thomas-lukas...

BREAKING: The FBI is raiding the office of Virginia Senate President Pro Tempore L. Louise Lucas in Portsmouth, Virginia, according to Fox News, who was conveniently on the scene. 1/4

Ukraine successfully launched drones into central Moscow days before Putin is supposed to attend Russia's May 9th Victory Day Parade. A leaked European intelligence reports states that Putin is paranoid he might be assassinated by a drone launched by his own military or one of his own oligarchs.

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JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

So what

"Maybe we should say that they need to release the Epstein files and then we'll remove the booze ban." Wab Kinew Manitoba Premier

All out of f*cks…

FIFA Said Their Boss Deserves Special Treatment In Canada And Got Refused Twice #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political youtu.be/C0yV8AfHahU

What rhetoric would you prefer, Dana?

Out of curiosity why didn’t the mentalist hired for the night see this coming?

Where's the up-raised fist and fight, fight, fight chant?

Seriously, I guffawed

Come for the World Cup. Stay for the Firing Squad.

Trump is about to hit REM on camera during an Oval Office event. It's just incredible.

WTF, America?

What kind of working class? What kind, motherfucker?!