Guards just turned a 5-4-3 double play, getting Gimenez and Jimenez out on the play. That made me chuckle

Kenyon isn't on the list(so for PTKU), but some alumni friends helped, we're going to win the Owl competition. And we have a better win% against OSU than 10 B1G teams. Suck it, Rice, Kennesaw St., Temple, and FAU. #KenyonFootball #CharitibundiBowl @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Fuck you, Warehouse Manager, I will not let you weaponize incompetence, you WILL fill out this entire report and solution to the problem. I can do work while helping you along, I spent fifteen years around students, you're not better than they were at this

If an odd triperfect number exists, it must have at least twelve distinct prime factors

Once, when I was going out with friends in Savannah, I heard a woman from behind me say, "Dayum, that white boy's got a BUCKET!" Made my whole winter.

DeLauter! Three run triple down the left field line! #GuardsBall Same spot Alvarez got a two RBI single and thrown out at second earlier

The best ballpark food I ever had was a tray of pulled pork nachos at Dick Howser Stadium. Might've been the particular timing, but it absolutely killed

Tracking this, for D3 reasons.... Gonna see if I can get some friends to help me do it to them.

Gonna try to adjust my sleep schedule this week, with summer starting up. Moving bedtime earlier, hoping to move weekend wakeup earlier too.

Speaking as someone whose job is a huge part data analysis, it is also shitty at that. The most difficult parts of data analysis are knowing what measurements/testing to do and why, it can't do that. The calculation/chart creation have been done by programs for decades, better than any LLM can.

I'm growing tired of the Shawn Armstrong Experience already. Dude has been getting lit up, and can't command the ball, even if the results haven't shown it yet

Daniel Schneeman, you keep piling that crow on my plate, I'll keep taking bites. #GuardsBall

Uh, wait, I'm going to be in charge of an intern this summer? That doesn't seem right...

Didn't get to comment on it earlier, but Parker Messick has been so damn good this year that, tonight, he took a no hitter into the ninth inning, and his season ERA doubled.

Isn't my place to say, but I sure hope my friends think so

Uh... The Pope is an Augustinian. St. Augustine is the one who originally laid out Just War Theory. I'm pretty, pretty, pretty sure the Pope knows more about it than you, Dipshit Couchfucker

Oops, Church, think you forgot there was only one out

I've got a buddy who hit so many trees and had the ball bounce back into the fairway (like Rose just did), we call it a "Jeffy"

Oh, Atlanta, I've seen that before, in bad games by my HS freshmen team

DeLauter, DeLaser! Big RBI double! #GuardsBall

I think the organist in Atlanta just played "Frosty the Snowman" for Daniel Schneeman...

If you have to ask a fucking phone AI why your plant in the windowsill is leaning towards the sun, you should lose your high school diploma. What a stupid ass ad

He just added Atlanta to his list. HR in 26 active MLB parks, and against all 29 other MLB teams.

And now, José Ramirez has homered against every team in MLB, except for Cleveland(for whom he has always played). #GuardsBall

My director is a woman, my manager is a woman, and when I first started, five of the six engineers and analysts were women (now five of seven). It fucking rules, we get so much shit done, and nobody cares who gets credit, because we all do.

Yeah, you might be a five-and-fly guy, Slade.

Hung that curve right down the dick, Slade

Gotta love the baseball scoring rules. That second run for Cleveland was unearned until the walk, when it became earned

Seeing them in action on the TV, the new Atlanta City Connect jerseys look pretty sharp.

/spend decades deriding some jobs as "for women" //use that as an excuse to keep the "market rate" pay low ///wonder why there aren't lots of men in those roles, and why we have shortages Gee, who could have ever fucking known?

Guards lost 4-2, and the Royals turned two line drives like this into 4 outs. Sometimes baseball just gets you.

Christ, talk about some bad luck- hit a laser off the third baseman's glove, it gets turned into a 5-6-4-3 double play

I think that Kwan homer might have been foul, but KC didn't challenge/ask for a review, so I'll take it.

Got a new sweatshirt from my parents for my birthday... Put it on between games today; Guards are 1-0 in the new sweatshirt

We visited Lyon on a whim when we went to Paris. And after three days, I was actually actively looking for jobs there.

Chase DeLauter's walk-up music is "Take Me Home, Country Roads," and you can hear the whole stadium singing along after it dies out on the PA. And Tom Hamilton says, "good thing he's not from Wisconsin, so we don't have to learn the words to 'Dinner Bell Polka' by the Six Fat Dutchmen." 😂😂

"You can't win a division in April, but you sure can lose it" and "Tough to sweep a doubleheader, easy to get swept" both in the same inning? Gotta spread out the true but cliche comments, radio guys.

After a beautiful, 70F day on Friday for the home opener, much more traditional "Cleveland in April" baseball weather today... And each team has one hit, in the sixth inning

Attention: @benjgc.bsky.social

Guardians win thanks to fantastic pitching, a HR from Arias, and an RBI single and 2-R HR from DeLauter. Magic Number: 155 With KC still to play tonight, could be 154 after today's games #GuardsBall #GoGuards

DeLauter MISSILE!

New fence done!

Uh oh, that doesn't look good... Cade Horton hurt for the Cubs, after delivering a pitch, he's leaving the game in the top of the second.

More "are you fucking serious, Ohio rednecks" is breaking contain. But, this guy getting some decent runout with the jackasses might end up a good thing. Because then he could split votes away from Ramaswamy, who is also horrid, and that might allow Amy Acton to win.

With his home run against the Dodgers in LA tonight, Jose Ramirez now has hit HR in 25 active MLB parks. He's missing Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, new Texas, and Sacramento. He has HR in Oakland, old Texas, Steinbrenner(Tampa, '25), and Hiram Bithorn(Minny, '18). #GuardsBall

Christ, Bo, THAT is one you should challenge

Dying laughing at this....well done, Lids

/watching Cleveland play the Dodgers Yeah, I expect they'll be putting in some rules restricting how much of a contract can be deferred SOON

If I were in the umpires' union, I'd be furious we had to keep dealing with this guy. And certainly there are plenty of AAA umps who can do the job better than Bucknor

Somebody compiled the data for us, @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com