I got a shirt with flamingoes on it

#MYCONE and the guy who is not allowed to have #MYCONE

indiana university is gaslighting me

What a man. A dragon-man.

Matt Johnson sounds like he would be one of my cousins but he isn't

You may wonder if yesterday I was just wandering around in random university buildings for no reason. There was actually a reason (I was trying to get to the dairy store but there is an enormous construction zone blocking the way) but it was kinda fun so maybe I'll start doing that now

Shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm at the Facility for Rare Isotope Beams

Has anyone ever made an anthropomorphized library catalog oc named Marc

I'm a big fan of Richard Nixon's brother Ed Nixon because I believe every famous person should have a sibling who looks like if someone tried to draw them from memory

TMBW wishes a very Happy Birthday to Mr. John Flansburgh @tmbg.bsky.social!

hamburgerwater woman. hamburgerwater lady

They should invent a musical performance where I don't have to pee the whole time

My TMBG-concertgoing outfit from last night

honestly the litany against i-96 is a bit misdirected it's only once you're on m-10 that you feel true fear

i will merge onto i-96. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when i reach my destination i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where i-96 has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

Happy 32nd Annual Richard Nixon Death Day!

I'd like to issue a blanket apology for everything I've ever said or done up until about ten minutes ago

That's great but can we talk about the acronym

wobster woll

Thank you for flying Deltar and welcome to Bahston

Dude I love this thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Express...

flags flown from us government buildings - american flag - department flag - state flag - local flag - the "rambo 2 is real" flag

Egg

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

what if i ceased without desisting or desisted without ceasing

i'm so excited about going to boston this time because i'll be able to visit the jfk library and museum (i want to visit as many presidential libraries/museums as possible but so far i have only been to the gerald ford museum)

if i was making a british 80s new wave band i would probably call it Transit Authority or somethjng like that

looking at the stops on massachusetts transit schedules always makes me feel like i'm being pranked

movies are a scam. you have to pay them before you get to watch the movie

including me there are at least 3 people who have independently made a richard nixon playlist and put Call You Mom on it

what did i do

BREAKING: Alexander Butterfield, the Richard Nixon aide who disclosed the Watergate tapes, dies at 99.

alexander butterfield?! is dwight chapin even in this thing?

This is the most beautiful melody in the world youtu.be/CFmmzFcM-MA?...

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

no, this is what he would want

Today is Tricia Nixon's 80th birthday

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

there was a grownup carrot in my baby carrots

Today was the first day in a while that driving to work didn't feel like competing in a bobsled tournament

I have been officially deemed a "regular" at the trader joes

47 years ago today!

Normally when you google the names of characters before you finish watching the show you get spoiled that they died or something, but with mad men it's always like "They joined the Symbionese Liberation Army"