NEW: In 2024, Tierra Walker was sick and getting sicker. She was also pregnant. She knew abortion was illegal in Texas, but thought there was an exception for women like her, whose health was at risk. Doctors told her there was no emergency. Then she died. www.propublica.org/article/texa...

apparently it costs TEN dollars to go ice skating now idk if i can blame our cool president anymore the local rink is just going mad with power

not to toot my own horn but i am better at tetris than that guy's wife from the article about the guy whose wife is really good at tetris

shoutout to my great-great-uncle Ellsworth who was killed in the pacific during wwii. i knew he had a great old timey name but i forgot what it was til now

"i see banksy left a post-it note for anonymous"

all my pakiges are in detroit

relistening to last year's deathblart and i love how tim and guy were like "we went to las vegas and did a bunch of drugs and it made us feel weird and bad" yeah I think there is a book about this

Kinda fucked up how the film dr. strangelove was like "what if one of the most powerful men in the us government was a wacky evil german professor who loved killing people" and then that really happened

aww this picture of baby 2017 me in lolita is so cute

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

new york freaken city da big apple

good news

i NEED apple pie to live

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

inventing a new fucked up type of soap

i like this guy

a potato peeler is a useful tool for pumpkin carving. but watch out lest you be the one who gets Peeled

@softfuzzyman.bsky.social i was going to respond to that post you sent me with this picture but i couldn't find it and then i also realized you can't send pictures in bsky dms

heard someone in traitor joes say "i'm getting my banjo back in 4 weeks"

My sandwich budget needs to be cut severely

This sort of thing seems to happen more than is preferable. Why can't we keep the disease-riddled monkeys in one spot

it was amazinggg

omg i can't believe i'm actually seeing david byrne tonight i'm so excited!!!

Unwittingly joined a parade of old people in halloween costumes at the retirement home because I was trying to walk down the hallway in the same direction as them

i will merge onto i-96. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when i reach my destination i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where i-96 has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

more movie heroines should have pet tortoises for no reason in particular

Every time i go to michaels i end up stealing at least one colored pencil because it's so hard to get them to scan at the self checkout that sometimes i just give up

what's the deal with beer cheese. been hearing about that a lot lately

Happy birthday @johnwdean.bsky.social :-)

this is the way i lie on the bathroom floor when i feel like i'm going to throw up

one thing you learn from watching the watergate hearings is there used to be like 27 different kinds of southern accents

many things cost 16 dollars

I have acquired an assortment of real gourds as well. i've got gourds galourds

Bro the moon is freaking huge right now

"go to target in october without buying any fake decorative pumpkins" challenge failed again

i'm glad people are finally starting to call greta thunberg a woman instead of a "little girl"

the ceo of the blue sky web site is a clown

there's a "Horse Congress" being held nearby right now

why does my lower back hurt instead of my upper back like usual

Just saw a cybertruck in the parking ramp at the hospital. The concept of driving your cybertruck to the hospital to visit a loved one or receive medical treatment

i won't eat food unless it's served in an airy space

there are two puffballs growing in my backyard... i hope this time i can harvest them when they're good to eat!!

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

i love driving westward in a straight line when the sun is beginning to set so it's directly in my eyes the whole time

always remember to look up and see the stars once in a while

it's checkers chuesday