Reading proposals about making food service flow faster in companies, which is great, except it's always on the undercurrent of "so employees don't have to be away from their work a minute longer than needed" which is. Ewwww.

Archon got sent to the Island Sanctuary to recover for a few months because he kept escaping the Sharlayan healing facility. This explains the mammets doing everything, Tataru planning it all, and people constantly coming to see you; Archon was going stir-crazy and needed to be kept from leaving.

Today is a biting you biting you biting you sort of day

@ customer service people: when you ask me what I'm making while you help me find something, you are the one opening the door to weird sentences like "I need to spray-paint some waffles" and "I'm making articulated wings." That's entirely on you. Now neither of us know how to move this convo forward

Now that they’re safe on the ground we.. ocean, I can make a joke OMG ARTEMIS IS IN TROUBLE WE’RE GETTING REPORTS OF A GIANT CAT BATTING THEM OUT OF THE SKY OH THE HUMANITY

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When your big boss is Convinced(tm) that "everyone" is using AI to do your job and won't hire anyone until you make it work So you ask other people who do your job if their companies use it and literally all of them go "wtf, no, we tried it and promptly discovered it did not do this job well at all"

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

I am doing a limited run of THANCRED and GAIUS long sleeve t-shirts. These are available to ship internationally, or can be picked up in person at FanFest NA or FanFest EU! Form will be open until end of day on Sunday April 5th, any leftovers available after: forms.gle/a9hkBP55ZiXJ...

I think others may relate, so here's a reminder that you don't have to be constantly pumping out stuff of your ship to keep them 'relevant', like... they're little creatures that live in your head rent free! And that's all that matters. (It is nice to share tho, but hopefully not the main reason!)

The problem with trying to do a hear me out cake with my friends is we're all weird enough that someone would put, like, a literal national monument on the cake and we'd all just nod like "yeah, no, that makes sense, I can see it"

It's nearly 3pm I should probably eat a thing today

My boy is actually an OC son from my Dragon Age inquisitor I never fleshed out. Given his fathers are Qunari and Tevinter, au ra seemed like a good representation of that. Also I knew he needed to be the prettiest man you would ever see, and tall lizard man pretty.

Truly a mystery how the window shade topper fell down.

Started playing Cassette Beasts and I really like it! It gives that old-school Pokemon vibe like when I was a kid. For the love of everything I need a better type chart and sticker system though

>heartburn >fizzy melt in mouth tab >tums chalk tablets Rolling the dice on what's worse

Me yesterday, juicing oranges: dang this does kind of take a long time even with the KitchenAid juicer Me today, enjoying a cold glass of orange juice: worth it, bring me more oranges

@ every site that asks to send me notifications: who the hell do you think you are, sit down

tar with salt foam. #oc #ocsky #elfenjoyers

About half my haul of Accidental Potatoes, plus Peanut (Singular). The potatoes were all along the walls and I did harvest the last batch in the dark by flashlight, so they were probably just leftovers that never got pulled out. I am as confused about the peanut as you are.

Sometimes you accidentally create a Scottish-sounding character name by using a Dutch translation of an English word. ....whoops?

I don't understand why companies want to move to AI customer service. Like, I do understand, but also, do you know the value of a real, helpful, kind human on the phone helping solve your problem? That turns satisfaction around, as opposed to souring it further when they're already probably pissed.

If anyone was wondering how today's going

Used to be if you fucked around you found out. Now it's you fuck around but if you have enough money or power other people with less money and power find out for you and you never learn so you continue to fuck around and they continue to find out.

ilike lizard

Gaius: well of course I took my daughter to the egg festival because I love her Allie: due to my years serving valens van varro, I have become an expert in flattering and manipulating men with a certain kind of authority, and have used this to make dad take me to the egg festival.

When you want a snack but you're refusing to go get one because it's almost time to feed cats and if you go in the kitchen they'll never stop bothering you

[points at Thavnair, the city] [points at Ul'dah, the city] City booooay

hi everyone. lets love each other 2day. esp ur trans friends

heres a whole avenue of the goblet decorated in the new cherry blossom items x.com/merupon/stat...

tie-up comm for @claymorewielding.bsky.social ! 🫶 #comms

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Sometimes you read a sickass line you wrote ages ago and go "/gods/ I'm fucking good." Love that.

GAIUS IS OUT OF THE CHICKEN SUIT THIS YEAR #ffxiv

tyrant driving beautiful princess pomb around before raid reset nothing to see here #thetyrant #arcadion

Jack Jack reeeeally wants that lizard.

hi the artist of the webtoon has explicitly requested people to at minimum leave the title with their redraws (toy daddy/toying with daddy) so please respect their wishes

Watching Bungo Stray Dogs for the first time Me, looking at Dazai's consistent character trait joke of in this, the year of our Lord 2026:

best reasons to make art: #1. horny #2. you found something weird and fucked up inside yourself and you want to work through it #3. angry. #4. all of the above at once.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

Reasons I want to be able to smithy, no. 519: Can't buy cursed enough lookin' bird-foot tongs. C'mon, people, this can't be that hard. The market is NOT ADAPTING to my weird little gremlin needs. I'd put them next to my incredibly kawaii cat paw tongs (which I ALSO don't have). I hold multitudes.

Someone tell me not to buy a hurdy-gurdy. I could learn to gurd. I could. It would be sick. I wanna gurd so hurd.

Happy Holidays and New Year🌠

예전에 그린 페오 이번 스토리 너무 좋아서 한번더 보고싶어

heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!

Me, clocking that I know the bishop from Wake Up Dead Man the moment I see/hear him but unable to place him Looking him up the minute the credits roll It's Felix Leiter I really am just a Bond junkie OTL

I don't really remember making this but I found it in my computer, so here I guess...