@jezcorden.com, have you heard anywhere from Microsoft about possibly merging WoW achievements into the Xbox achievement system? I’ve got 21k cheeve points in WoW I’d love to turn into gamerscore. Already seen how they can merge games with their own cheeve systems (see Diablo III/IV).

Time to name and shame and get those influencers the hell out of Democratic politics.

I could sleep to this.

Hello, old friend. Time to wake up and go adventuring again. Early access starts now. Meet my beloved Tiresias, a once great tank who is quite rusty. Open for practice! #Paladin #Protection #WorldofWarcraft #Midnight #ForthrAlliance #FortheHorde

Depression is such an unremitting foe. You can rationalize your brain chemistry being imbalanced, but that doesn’t stop the tears in the middle of the night. It doesn’t stop the feelings. It doesn’t stop the demons whispering in your ear about your worth. #fuckdepression

I've been dealing with COVID for the past four days, and out of the three times I've had it in my life, this has to be by far the worst bout of it I've ever had. My energy level is obliterated. My throat is raw. My nasal passages are dried mucus scaffolding holding it all together. Lord help me.

I know his lies don't make the news anymore but we must keep trying to get the message out! He talks bollocks!

We gather not to mourn her, but to bury her. A brilliant vivisection of one of the craziest and thirstiest MAGA pols to ever smear Vaseline on a camera lens. #KariLake

CHICAGOANS!!!! Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options. You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org

This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk. Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared. Well, here’s a link: georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...

oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.

You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that

We don’t talk enough about how incredibly immersive and this weird window into Japanese culture and folklore Ghostwire: Tokyo is. A damn shame that Microsoft cashiered Tango Gameworks, I’m still a bit salty about that. Totally underrated horror without being too scary, just a VIIIBE.

I’m telling you, with The Outer Worlds 2, it’s almost as fun to me just searching rooms for loot and lore as it is doing the actual quests.

Pocketbook concerns, or if you’re Josh Shapiro, shitting on your fellow Dems while copying some of their mannerisms.

He’s such a liar. He just wants to suck on titties.

Check it out--it all takes place during the Christmas season. Intentional on the part of Kubrick.

Just a thought—Steam really should have a filter for “PC-only Exclusive” to let you browse all the stuff not on any other platforms. It would cut down on me having three quarters of every discovery queue I peruse stuff I’ve already seen in the Xbox Store, PS Store, or Nintendo eShop. #steam #console

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social, I’m convinced the reason Harry Enten’s old-timer discourse hits so true is because he looks and sounds like a Sal Mineo who’s good at math.

At this point, has Trump considered getting into a sexting affair with Olivia Nuzzi as a possible Epstein distraction? It sends the message, “see! I can like women in the age of majority too!”

Hear me out: two horror first person remakes: Clive Barker’s Undying and Realms of the Haunting.

Proof that both MAGA and the gentry libertarian "normies" exhortations of "Don't Tread on Me," is utter and absolute bullshit.

Unrelated to the subject of the video, but I'm loving the sartorial Malory Archer tribute. She's missing only the brooch.

I love how this picture shows him at his most actively lascivious, back in his Bob’s Big Boy Drive Thru Speaker era. Donald must be very proud of this era. Such a special occasion, he grew extra eyebrows for it!

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

My #1 choice for Miller’s post-WH life would be The Hague, but Florence Supermax is also acceptable.

I hope a bunch of people dress up as the different spirits you run into in Shibuya district in Ghostwire: Tokyo.

ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down. Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.

Translation: come October, y’all are gonna pay 30% more for furnishings and decor. The only way I see this as a National Security issue is if Vance is worried he’s gonna get a splinter on his dick fucking a couch sourced from China.

”, he spittled, all the while standing in front of lethal props and instrumentalities of the oppression state. He did not want their understanding, but their blind compliance, their herd-brained obeisance. Like the rest of his kind, he never asked for it, he expected it without resistance.

Donald steps on his dick so often, I’m surprised MAGA doesn’t build landing lights and a runway to lead errant fists into his choad to be able to find the target easier, considering the naked eye may have to struggle.

Dear Disney and ABC: Don’t EVER fuck around with the First Amendment again. This is NOT Hungary or Russia. We’re gonna be side-eyeing you until you build that trust back. This is a good first step. P.S. NBC, you are on thin ice as it is. Do better. 1A is NOT an optional accessory.

If Sinclair wants to still be a third party extortionist demanding Kimmel pay to TPUSA as a condition to bring his show back on their affiliates, Kimmel should pull a joke Kurt Andersen did at Spy Magazine in the 80s and write them a $0.02 check to see if they cash it.

Kimmel’s back tomorrow night. I guest that Wessel didn’t exactly Horst for them, did it? I hope Brendan Carr is sweating through his old man pubic beard right now. Hold onto your docs and lawyer up, l’il buddy, can’t wait to see how this goes for ya!

ATTENTION ANYONE BEING RAPTURED THIS WEEK: IF YOU HAVE A PANINI PRESS, I’LL BE HAPPY TO TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS. JUST DM ME DEETS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER! HAPPY FLOATING!

I pray nothing bad ever happens to @catturd2 because as crazy as these people are going all in for a racist podcaster, can you imagine the inanity and insanity these people will rend garments over a cat wearing glasses avatar? Demanding cat statues in every college? A Catturd federal holiday? FOH.

If they have to put up a statue of him, I hope they dress him properly, like doll him up as a fucking Droog. Same mentality, just throw in some Bible verses for added bullshit. I think it’s safe to assume anyone for showing public executions to kids like he did would be a fan of ultraviolence.

So, can we agree Tom Homan’s title should now be “Bag Man?”

Happy Caturday, y’all. May the nap be with you.

America’s Finest Ass Governor (by a mile) @govwesmoore.bsky.social should launch investigations into the MD-based Sinclair in light of the full frontal assault on the First Amendment coming from private interests inside MD’s borders in cahoots with the Trump F.C.C. Conspiracy, perhaps?

I believe we should send more people to Congress who not only know what a roguelike is, but can actually play one well. Skills very necessary when dealing with some of the geriatric snakes who have already been there for 200 years. #Hades2

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

When government intimidation and corporate cowardice meet, free speech dies. Boycott ABC and Disney until they stand up to Brendan Carr’s censorship. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Decided to cancel Hulu/ Disney+ on news RE: Kimmel. I sent this through their survey, I think it's for the Target gambit. I know you hate boycotts, but this is break glass time as he's coming for Fallon/Meyers now, w/no end in sight. Here's what I sent (missed a typo):

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social they don’t want sympathy. They want compliance about CK. They want compliance. This is another culturally authoritarian move to enforce compulsory grieving and mandated reverence, to believe he’s a civil rights leader he’s not. His end does not justify his bigotry.

Stanley Kubrick’s Barbie.

He keeps saying America is "hot" right now, which I guess he means "blazing tire fire inside a Wendy's dumpster."