My 8yo asked if I would post something to Bluesky for her, then grabbed a piece of paper and made this So here is your advice for the day:

Mini perfume reviews for April on the channel today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJt-...

whoever invented coffee was a genius

Already an old married couple. #comic #webcomic

💼 Crow's Theatre is looking for new team members: • Philanthropy & Stewardship Officer • Technical Director • Production & Facilities Coordinator Please visit our website to learn more and apply. ✍️ https://www.crowstheatre.com/about/careers

This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

It is once again time for a haul. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Cv...

I was not emotionally prepared for the vet recommending we switch to senior kibble.

Hamboy! #comic #webcomic

Exploring tea notes in perfume on the channel today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BQN...

rightwingers minds are amazing

At least my PCOS facial hair is going grey?

🚨NEW INTENSIVES ALERT 🚨 We're excited to be offering multi-week online intensives led by Daniel MacIvor and Jillian Keiley 😱🤩 You won’t want to miss these exclusive training opportunities with esteemed Canadian artists. Space is limited, apply by April 24: playme-courses.vercel.app

Ante up! #comic #webcomic

Peach Perfumes on the channel today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMYP...

IBPOC arts admin and managers, join us this Friday! We will cover facilitating different Canadian Indigenous groups working together, programming globally diverse works alongside each other, managing conflict, recognizing diversity within identity groups, & commissioning culturally diverse work.

WIRED is doing more hiring! Come be a staff editor and work across our newsroom and with our international editions. Great, dynamic gig, moving quickly so don’t hold off on applying:

I could go for a strawberry right now. #comic #webcomic

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Happy Easter

Mini perfume reviews for March on the channel today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJMK...

If only this happened in real life. #comic #webcomic

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

Lowest rated perfumes in my collection! youtu.be/SHsnjj7dSLA?...

It is crucial to understand that you will never outlast the fuckery. Once the fuckery starts, it’s all fuckery from then on. The only thing that outlasts the fuckery is the new fuckery.

Bonus! I've lived this moment a thousand times. #comic #webcomic #pets #dog

Must try Spring Perfumes for 2026! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lZT...

YOOOOOU #comic #webcomic

Fun fact: Ants are my favourite insect! #comic #webcomic

HOW TO HOST A TRAVELLING BOX OF PERFUME SAMPLES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZa...

I am begging my fellow Canadians to take a break for a second from obsessing about American corruption to focus on our home grown versions. Ford is a corrupt crony goon who has done countless shady backroom deals. He wants to remove one of our most powerful tools to hold him accountable. Fuck that!

Sitting at the hospital in Oshawa again. Mom's lumpectomy is happening as we speak. Cancer is stupid and I hate how accustomed to it I am.

It is ALWAYS that deep. I'm literally begging you to get deeper.

have you noticed how everything's becoming increasingly weird since we awakened the gigantic tentacular entity at the bottom of the sea

Mini Perfume Reviews for February on the channel today: youtu.be/PRWb3qm56ms?...

Barrie, come hang. www.tift.ca/shows/the-se...

Publisher Annie Gibson is holding space in her calendar once a month to speak with playwrights about any questions you may have about publishing a play. The calendar is now open for April 2026. Learn more and book a spot now: www.playwrightscanada.com/Blog/2026/Ap...

The King is mad

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Highly rated perfumes in my collection! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XycE...

Yub Nub, She Wrote

weeeee! #comic #webcomic

Fascism is here and yet we insist on continuing to make things. Keep creating. It's so important. Do not let the fascists colonize your imagination or curtail your creativity.

Black-Owned Perfume Brands! youtu.be/m8R1E4COeSs

I got my first hot flash and my first brand deal the same week. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Did you like Woking Phoenix? Do you wanna see it again? We're applying for funding to do a tour in 2027 and are looking for testimonials from folks who loved the show/it impacted! If you're down, lemme know! We're stoked to send it across Canada and wanna make a great case to the jury!

Just a regular reminder to please support your local theatre, café, bookstore, bakery, and library. We breathe life into these places when we support them. Without us, they can't survive, and truthfully, without them, neither can we.

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity. And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding.