» Um.... » The Forerunners? She isn't entirely sure. Being stuck with the Humans makes such information difficult to obtain. » Reggy? She doesn't remember that his name is Jon. » He was trying to make protocols to prevent an outbreak...

She wobbles from side to side before pulling back. » Orphic does not know! The words are almost a wail as she turns this way and that. » Not enough see sensors. Not enough data. Not enough. Not— » What do we do Human?

The Sentinel bobs excitedly. » Yes. Friend. » The Naughty is... She turns side to side before drifting closer. Almost butting into Fred's head. » Fl...ᶠˡᵒᵒᵈ

» 𝘖𝘳𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤 is friend. » unless you're not— » Unimportant! The Naughty has returned!

» The return of the Naughty?

» The Naughty has returned *Screams incoherently*

» Orphic is cute!

» Orphic wasn't made to look after a ring, silly. » Orphic does what she pleases! Sometimes. » Nobody messes with Orphic.

» Orphic will look after engines. » I will. » I'll make them better too!

It's very well done! It's even signed by 'definitely not Orphic'. » So. » Can we have new machine?

« Everyone tells me he's no good He doesn't love me like he should, » OC for IHNMAIMS MUN / MUSE are 20+ Dark Themes present « I would forget him if I only could He's a demon, He’s a devil, He’s a doll! »

» Then Orphic will make it the new standard issue! She proceeds to forge the paperwork before sending it to him.

» But it could be better! » New standard. » New... Issue?

» ᴵ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᴴᵘᵐᵃⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵗᵒ ˡⁱᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿ » Tea? » Orphic forgot to upgrade the tea machine...

» This Human seems very... distressed

Orphic follows them up, still tilted to the side. » How did you miss? » Step is right there... She tilts further to the side. » This is why floating better.

» You missed a step? The Sentinel tilts, looking from their crumpled form and to the step. » But, it's not missing. It's right there...

» Oh. Good. The poking stops as the Sentinel floats closer to their head. » Why do you embrace the floor?

» Human? She pokes a little harder. » Are you well?

Hovers over and pokes them.

The Humans broke the coffee machine, so she's fixing it. Again.

» So many return. » When is it his turn?

She definitely didn't put mulled wine in the coffee machine.

Quiet giggling as she tries to put a fluffy red and white hat on her main Sentinel. It keeps falling off.

» But... » Orphic upgraded coffee machine...

» Orphic didn't say anything about [slipspace] rupture. » There's no ruptures here. » None.

» Is nothing! Whistles innocently.

» If you experience [slipspace] disturbance while using Orphic's Ultimate Coffee machine... » Is not Orphic's fault.

» Okay! » Orphic's Ultimate Coffee Machine is ready!

»h̸̜̻̭̞̱͚͙͈̎̏̈́͋̕͘͜ͅẽ̸̬͔̮ȟ̴̭̭͇̜̥̟͖̲̺̀̀͛̆̃̈́́͜è̸̗̻̠̼̟͎̬̺̘̠͊̅̾h̷̢̡̛̠͚͇̻̤̗͇̙͗́͠͝e̵̡̨͙̜̱̺̟̳͖̋̂̕͜ » Silly Human. » Yes. Hour. Hour is not long.

» This is why other races bully you » Should always be improving! » Orphic will be finished in one hour

» Humans... » Temperature control. Optimised compression. [Molecular] infusion. Automated self cleaning... » And, quicker processing. » Orphic could add self filling capabilities, but not parts available.

» Orphic is making it better! » Superior!

» The caffeine it provides is an archaic stimulant. » If Orphic were allowed, she could do better.

» Orphic still doesn't understand obsession with it... » But will help anyway

She's upgrading the Human's coffee machine. It's a mess. Parts are strewn all over the place and are covered in old, cold coffee.

"𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬."

Knocking on a door.

" ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴄʜɪᴇꜰ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴘ? " " ꜱɪʀ, 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁. "

Abigail Walker ( Walks in Tall Grass) School teacher (formerly) Employee at the Sheriff's office Resides in Texas (independence) 3rd person admin. N/SFW in dms only. Single-ship account. FC. Katherine Mcnamara. Bisexual (own cannon) Ships w/heavy chemistry.

» Orphic got feline ears! » Fake, of course.

Whistles innocently.