Plotting its next idea of chaos.

Midge got its wish! Merry cold Earth celebration.

It looks forward to it!

💭🎶I don't think Santa Claus will mind… Do you?🎶

💭🎶IIIIII want a hippopotomus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will dooooo.🎶

||: Finally watched Predator Badlands... Yuatja don't fuck around.

Hangs on a branch as an unassuming ornament on the tree, moving before it can be spotted while people are around.

Free of the furry husk, Midge carefully went around to drop more of the ornaments from inside the tree.

||: poor Tim xD

||: 🎶…on the 10th day of Christmas, my true fear gave to meee… AAAAANXIIIIETY!🎶

There was a squelching sound as the branches ruffled more violently and loudly until it stopped. Something was flopping against the inside of the tree and made a soft plop as it hit the base of the tree.

||: how graphic should I be for this next scene?

Why, just us squirrels!

Midge carefully dropped one of the weird orbs from one of the branches. It was both surprised and somewhat amused when it broke apart with a high-pitched crashing sound.

||: Mun: “ I don’t wanna RP as Pennywise because I don’t wanna scare kids.” Meanwhile with @batstalker.bsky.social :

The branches rustle a bit.

Awaits to scare the fragile one. @batstalker.bsky.social

Climbed into the Wayne estate as a squirrel and hides in the living room tree.

💭 Hide in their indoor placed culture flora? 💭 Midge, you read my eye.

Midge misses the screams of terrorized civilizations.

Trade and currency are such funny bipedal things.

||: Fun shower thought: Midge was captured and discovered but the information on file implies it’s not the only one of its kind, just the only one so far to get caught. Makes you wonder how more dangerous the others are.

…Why is this biped so brightly hued?

Is this bipedal humor?

YES, BECAUSE HE SHOT FIRST!!

YES! FEAR!! FE- Wait, why is it stuck? What did this abomination throw at it? It ripped at the webbing with the thin hooks on its tentacles. Always one blasted creature with a defense mechanism. It should know better after the Andromeda cluster space squids.

||: Me on Tony and Krypto: Haha, funny quips and merriment!! Me on Frank, Technovore and Midge:

Midge just said if it'd hijack her, it'd be at a point long down the line. Right now, it's eyeing something called a caribou.

Relax. It has to rip out an eyeball first. One body at a time.

She did. Good try.

||: It's amazing how applicable Brennan clips are to any situation.

"..."

Definitely a horror. Not sure what a movie is.

It must have been busy scaring a culture. It missed all of that.

Depends. What is a Thanos?

It. It is Midge.

Nothing is ever safe from the darkest corners of space. Not even Midge.

That's why it avoids that %2.02.

It doesn't understand this odd methodology of bipedal cultures. It has led to a %97.98 decay rate of most species it's found that act this way. The currently strongest surviving species it's aware of are devoid of these notions.

If it could gag, it would.

Bipeds explaining ethos and pathos to Midge:

Representing...?

...The 'line'? What do linear shapes have to do with this?

It won't kill her either... Not anytime soon anyhow.

:D

@panicandmania.bsky.social There's a scuttling sound in a trash can nearby, as a raccoon with one bulbous eye is digging, chewing, and clawing at something in a trash can. The methods were not /raccoon/ like, but more akin to a creature that was acclimating to it. It paid no notice to Andi.

❝ 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 . . . ❞

Scuttles away to find “caribou.”

Icy climates /are/ a hindrance. Hmmm…