@loislanereporter.bsky.social Free of observation and containment, Midge scuttled though the alleyways of Metropolis after arriving on a ferry. It found its way into the vents of the Daily Planet, somehow, following the scents off of that odd super-biped it met before. It seemed to lead here.

It wants to play.

It knows better than to annoy the spawn of Knull. Many of its race have fallen to this sickly goo, and it will not be another!

So Inertia can kill him but Midge can’t? Lame.

@beyondsymbiotic.bsky.social Flees from the biped. It smells symbiote on him.

||: So this is all headcanon, but I will say T. Ocellus is capable of harnessing a creature's natural capabilities, like a speedster superspeed/mutation, but if its host knows magic, or is blessed with like a power item/totem, ie Lantern ring/mjolnir, it can't utilize it.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗖𝗮𝗷𝘂𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲. 🃜 Know when to hold them 🃁 🃚 Know when to fold them 🂭 🃖 Know when to walk away 🂺

So fickle about autonomy.

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋 ────────────

...And?

...What part of intergalactic homicidal parasite do these bipeds not seem to understand?

It misses the days when there were civilizations that offered sacrifices for its species... Now it has to deal with ugly bipeds in rags making dumb banter.

Oh, it's not sexual. It just needs a host for walking around with.

So it's saying there's a chance?

That wasn't a no.

How does it feel about eye gouging?

It is confused. You are now ugly and confusing.

||: Me trying to be an asshole alien, and then being played by teens...

Has your ugliness consumed them before?

So, they are adequate hosts.

For consumption or as hosts? All other classification is irrelevant.

||: The moment Midge calls Kori ugly.

Tamaran is just a scary place with scarier bipeds. Whack.

Easily.

It has seen much of the universe. It has much experience to base this on.

||: "You can kill me all you want, but you DARE call me ugly??" I feel that.

Doesn't know who that is, but it assumes they're ugly too.

||: I think you're all beautiful <3

You are ugly.

All bipeds are ugly. Don't debate it, it doesn't care.

But it is ugly. Bipeds are ugly, indisputably.

What does it have to throttle to get a little fear around here?

Oh sure but when /Midge/ hacks and takes over bipeds, nobody complains.

Does not speak Yuatja for it has never attempted such a suicide mission as to attempt to kill one for a host.

Smacks a tentacle at him in frustration. FEAR IT!!

The sickly biped is being odder than usual.

Supporting the parasites. 🦟

...Odd biped.

A jester? Terrible hosts. They taste funny.

<— Is immune to rabies if they need a litmus test.

A “zombie” with an irregularly bulging eye walked through NYC, taking in its surroundings. Nobody was panicking, or fleeing. Just irritated. Midge was getting irritated too.

EXCUSE HER! MIDGE WAS USING THIS BODY!

||: You're the Nintendo account? I salute you!

Midge needs an i̴n̴t̴e̴r̴v̴e̴n̴t̴i̴o̴n̴ menu.

||: Imma get those eyeballs…

||: It’s a matter of science!!

||: NO! MY INTERNET

@chaoticwithwords.bsky.social If Klarion weren’t a biped, they’d get along so well…

||: Do Asgardians have eyes?