𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒏' 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆

Definitely, definitely noticed. Anyone spotting him in the manor probably did. Hard to keep secrets when everyone around is some sort of detective… But Tim just jotted it down as a note in Rose’s file. It was good to know natural hair colors… just like Jason had— Red? Blond? Brown..? Huh. —

Disgruntled. Being shook— “I AM smart— quit shaking me????” Stepping back… “I did VERY well in school when I tried, thank you. My brain works 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. What kind of fire fighter are you—“

Oh my god— I DON’T have an attitude problem? What’s wrong with my hair????

…… “NO? I’m rich— very rich!”

“I’ve literally had babies. Two babies. I’m grown—“

‘A whole lot’ of lying! You’re lying! We aren’t dating—

“You AREN’T talking to him—“ Blinking. Staring. “I look like what? What does that mean? I’m a full, legal adult—“ “… That was a misunderstanding.”

It isn’t—!

TIP TO TI— SHUT UP? Stop TALKING?

“…… legal guardi— I’m an adult! I’m a legal adult!” Squinting. “You aren’t talking to Bruce about 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.”

??????? No we have NOT? You’re LYING??

NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND??

“You’re a horrible firefighter—“

This isn’t because of my sleeping habits!!

……… “NO. NO GO AWAY NOTHING HAPPENED.”

I’M NOT??

I’M NOT DOING THAT

NO

WHAT

Yeeoch. My bum feels burnt.

[ Did Rose know about Kon..? Tim really needed to keep better track of who he actually introduced to Rose. He had a feeling no one told him about Py properly yet. That would be… Tim isn’t sure how he could tell Kon that at all. ] Okay, Rose and Bart. They probably told you about most of it..? —

[ Tim’s expression smoothed out, a barely noticeable shift. Kon wasn’t joking now, and Tim was really wishing he knew which ‘deets’ they were. Any of them… would be hard to explain. ] … Oh. You ran into Bart first, then? What’d he tell you?

[ Eyebrows raised, Tim holding down the grin. ] Oh, sure. Of course. I forgot Kryptonians need their beauty rest. Too tired to catch up now..? I can wait, until after your nap.

Already? You just got back

"𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛'𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍'𝙎 𝙅𝙊𝘽!"

Don’t FROWN at me—

NO—?

NOT IN THIS CASE

You aren’t HELPFUL. You’re HORNY—

WHY WOULD I??

NO?????

Oh my god….. Maybe I need a bra, not just Jason…

You can’t SEE THEM?

Oh my god….

NOTHING. NOTHING, I’M CRAZY

There ISN’T another baby— just Theo—

…. What is that—

HOW AM I LYING

THERE WASN’T ANY CLAPPING??

CIRRUS— I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING—

WHAT????

I’m NOT A CAT

a pyro penis

DO NOT ‘pspspsps’ me??????

That makes NO SENSE? It’s not better melted with— with fire piss—

I didn’t MEAN IT