I'm starting to understand why so many big strong men walk up to him with tears in their eyes.

I feel like I'm in the timeline where someone started a alternative timeline, & it's all because he thought the time machine was a porta potty. Futurama probably already went there, but every fucking day now. Like the guy blowing chunks in a DeLorean because he thought it was an uber, kinda timeline

Casting call - Can you act smug but confused? Do you have the ability to be offputting yet somehow can't pull off any semblance of humble either. Be in our new Home Depot commercial. Maybe moving your business model from building materials to overpriced x-mas decorations isn't for you.

Is the reason Trump is charging Comey, Letitia James, & others about seizing their devices & gaining access to what other incriminating information they have on him? The urgency tells me he wants to see them in cuffs before he dies, which may be very soon. Nobody beats the Grim Reaper.

Trump knows he's dying & he wants his enemies to get perp walked before he dies. He doesn't care about convictions, just the embarrassment of being prosecuted.

I swear, if we started doing news reports in black & white, more people would be able to see the fascism similarities of Trump & other dictators. Color just makes it seem so modern, but everything he is trying goes back to the days of B&W.

I just need to give a hand to ABC/Disney, they lost right wing viewers over the DiSantis lil bitch fascism stunt, & now they are losing left wing viewers for the Jimmy Kimmel cancellation. It usually takes effort to fuck things up that bad, but they made it look effortless. No core values at all.

Now that "Amazon Prime Day" is now multiple days, I can no longer be a practicing customer. They have cheapened the holiday down to a to a husk for us true believers. Does the sanctity of the fake holiday meant to boost the mid-summer sales slump mean nothing to these leeches?

Trump rode into power on the premise of being an outsider & shaking up the establishment & he calls out Zohran for doing the same thing. No sense whatsoever.

Maybe the Epstein list was the friends we made along the way.

So not a single arrest for all of the Epstein files except for Ghislaine Maxwell? Not a single client arrested? 5 weeks after Elon accuses him of being on the list. Ignoring the binders of flight logs..... nothing. If this country accepts this, then why have laws?

Look at how unprepared we are for weather events & just think about how badly prepared we are for another viral outbreak. We are so fucked. I could make a joke about the US infectious disease response, but the administration probably wouldn't be ready for it.

Texas & mismanaging natural disasters, name a more iconic duo. When are voters going to realize they have the worst prepared officials for the climate change problem they refuse to acknowledge? Not prepared for summer or winter. Keep voting for the idiots.

Did I just see what I thought? An article that the holdout Republicans got bought off with signed merch? 200 hats donated at a cost of $25 each, which get raffled at campaign events for $5K to skirt campaign finance laws. Holy corrupt bullshit Batman!

Elon has successfully killed social media. Bluesky = Void Twitter = Racist void Facebook - Elderly racist void He diluted everything so much that there is nothing usable anymore. Everything is just an echo chamber.

Are we going to deport Artificial Intelligence when its starts taking American jobs, or are we just going to let the stockholders ration us when that happens? It was never about immigrants taking our jobs, it was always the racism.

Is announcing the deals before they happen part of Trump's negotiation tactic? Is it just "Well, I Tweeted it already, so if the deal falls apart it's on you..."? It just seems too obvious.

Things that the Iran attack is distracting from: Epstein files Pathetic parade attendance Pending recession Losing trade war Gas prices going up Unpopular immigration round up Unprepared for hurricane season Big bloated bill stalled Price increase due to less immigrant workers DOGE cuts .....

Now that Hegseth is getting rid of women & gays in the military, all the macho 25 year old bro's are going to back up the fight their guy just started.

Today is the day you most certainly don't want the "Great Value" version of an administration, but here we are. I'm not worried we don't have enough offensive firepower, I'm more worried that we are not properly prepared for the response of guerilla warfare that is coming. Avoid public spaces.

Just a thought process, but who end's up in the worst position if crypto crashed to zero? Rich people. Poor would not be affected, middle class slightly affected. The rich use spare money to invest in crypto. Crash crypto, crash the elites. It's a Ponzi scheme that only impacts the rich.

I'll give Elon one thing, his cars may suck, but he can sure make some expensive fireworks.

Just saying for no reason, old sparkplugs are a great projectile. They have porcelain & enough weight to throw at windows of vehicles that could be used to round up protestors. A small shard of porcelain can shatter a whole window with ease. Just saying, not implying anything.

Hey baby, I feel like a Waymo at a protest, I'm just waiting to get lit.

I would think they would name Epstein clients to "protect children" from being assaulted, but now they want to taunt us again by saying Trump isn't on the list (even though he took multiple flights & lived near him for 30 years), but it's still not out. An innocent person would release it.

Ukraine - What am I going to do with this truck full of vodka & nothing else?, I sure hope nobody leaves it in a parking lot near the airfields. Dude in Russia - That would be terrible, can I have the keys? UKR - Are you sure? RUS - It's a truck full of vodka, nothing bad happen...

To the elderly folks that voted for Trump & this shit show of idiots, I hope it was worth losing half your friends & family that are cutting you off. Enjoy not getting visited them while you die alone in a nursing home. Embrace the loneliness while the cult dies off while you live with it.

Does the amount of time for set breakdown of the SNL cold open (I guess all the skits) decide whether skits get cut or not? It probably does, but it puts into perspective on how important the behind the scenes crew is. Sometimes dreams are crushed for getting a skit cut.

Threaten Walmart with fine for not eating the tariffs = Walmart laying off employees. Sad truth is, supply chains are as efficient as possible for current technology, so only way to eat tariff is cut staff. Trump making life for his base difficult again. Going to kill towns with Walmart economies.

The people that think a women owes them sex for buying dinner think that Trump getting a jet from Qatar doesn't come with strings.... How the fuck are these people that fucking stupid? If someone gives you something worth $400mil, they are not doing it for kindness, they expect something.

The only dumbasses that like the tariffs on foreign films are actors that haven't had paying gigs in decades just tells you how out of touch they are. They weren't getting cast because they suck, not because they film overseas. It's always someone else's fault, never themselves.

Being an adult is saying "I just have to get through this week" every week until you die.

Happy Dyngus Day! Don't let the Pope get you down.

C'mon Vatican they send your boy Francis home in a body bag after meeting with JD Vance, it's your turn to send Trump home in a Hefty bag. What's next, Aliens?

Is there a vice-pope that the Vatican to send to meet Trump as retribution for JD Vance taking out Pope Francis? We are getting into biblical territory with the Anti-Christ now.

"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News

This may be controversial, but falling for the new "victim of the month" game is getting really old. I don't generally wade into these because details are always sketchy, but we shouldn't just jump to anyone's defense without all details or it will make us look stupid. Can we slow it down a bit?

I feel it needs to be said, Americans can barely afford US made goods with zero tariffs. How the fuck do we expect countries that make 25% what our workers make to be able to afford American goods even at zero tariff? They buy US food because they don't have crop yields to cover basic needs.

They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

If there is a case for damages in a lawsuit over music writing/rights lawsuit I can't think of a more relevant case of murdering a song as Lara Trump & her god-awful rendition of "I won't back down" by Tom Petty. After hearing her, I can't even appreciate the song for what it once was.

Just re-upping this. It should've happened Wed, but he delayed announcement until after market closed & Friday was a holiday for Asian markets. Prediction still stands, he will do the "big man, tears steaming down his face" bit again. Only thing accomplished is allies finding new trade partners.

Random thought: Does moving the goalposts (delaying again) tomorrow stop anything? The US stands to lose 150+ trade partners, those 150+ trade partners have only 1 trade partner. 150+ countries need to replace 1 trade partner, the US needs to finds at least dozens. Which is easier to find 1 or 150?

CNBC ANCHOR: “The market reaction after hours — I’ve never seen anything like it. Worse than the worst-case scenario.”

Soldiers at the Pituffik Space Base in Greenland have finally figured out why all the sofas at the base were covered in a sticky goo last week and the answer will shock you.....not really, it's just the aftermath of JD Vance's visit. He's a sectional deviant!!

Prediction for tomorrow's "Liberation Day". Markets crash 7000 points, & then Trump will say that world leaders "begged" him to relent & he will delay them another month. Charlie Brown & Lucy with the football again. This is the same clown that said he would have healthcare in 2 weeks 6 yrs ago.

Those aren't angel wings on that picture of Trump with wings, they are stink lines like in a cartoon.

You know that rumor about sounds only teenagers can hear? Trump has that for fucking morons. Only their ears hear his idiocy & still find it acceptable. None of the crime even matters to them any more. They have no bottom they will not follow Trump to.

The problem is that we are comparing these people to Nazis, they like the Nazis, so they don't consider it an insult. That's when it starts to make sense. They have no dignity, conscience, or soul. Like drones, they follow Trump because he lets them know he's just as racist as them. It's permission.