Benny misses Conor so bad he’s tryna start a campaign

Y’all better move quick, Tesla Mezcal is finally affordable for the masses!

Finally government is tackling the big issues

Nothing like a lazy Sunday where Hailey roots for the Eagles while I watch Tom Cruise try and do an irish accent

Oops had a few drinks last night and bought the entire Mary Tyler Moore Show, what can you do

Lots of incredible stuff in One Battle After Another, but it’s hard to not start with complimenting their choice of Modelo as the beer they’d prominently display in the midst of revolution.

Gabby’s Dollhouse found dead in a ditch

surrealism meets sci-fi 🪐

Spotted in my neighborhood, feels very @conorwadle.bsky.social coded

Fall TV is backkkk :) Gimme Abbott and Ghosts and things will feel complete

Actually, Aune, what Jeremy sent was hilarious.

'The Penguin' star Cristin Milioti's acceptance speech for her first Emmy 🏆

One of the most atrocious awards show decisions I’ve ever seen. My mom hates Nate Bargatze, the timer is all we can talk about

'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder closes out her speech after winning her first Emmy "I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine"

Great night so far!!!

Hacks can win everything til the world ends and you won’t hear me say one negative word. Hannah’s win was thrilling!

Bless my moms heart by being confused to learn that people make jokes about 9/11. “What would the joke be? Where’s the comedy? That just doesn’t make sense.”

Like all classic movie characters, Bond is malleable to fit just about any vision. The zany late Roger Moores are great, the leaner and meaner early Connerys are great, the gritty more dour Craigs are great, the violent and chaotic Daltons are great.

Lmao I love silver age silliness

It's a long weekend, baby

Wearing my Richard socks on this rainy Monday for good luck

Hailey was trying to do the Peacemaker Season 1 dance along with the intro and hit me right in the glasses. She’ll learn this dance no matter how many men, women, and children she has to kill to do so.

Who doesn’t love Ragman???

Uh

I’ve never actually listened to the Rocky IV soundtrack but hot damn was Apple Radio correct that it’s what I needed today

Took the full month of my RuneScape membership to craft 50,000 arrows from scratch but what is a that game for, you know?

The Rock was right when he said Black Adam would forever change the power hierarchy of the DC Universe. Within 3 months of its release DC committed to shutting down everything and rebooting the universe with a new CEO. Thanks for that!

Lots of incredible exciting stuff here. Given Vince’s leadership, def my most anticipated show for the last half of the year. Thrilled he kept the vast majority of his producers, writing staff, and crew. Plus I’ll do anything to get more Rhea Seehorn on my screen!

I can’t stay up late I’ve gotta be up at a reasonable time to watch four Fantastic Four films in one day the way Galactus intended.

Come on @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy give people the crossover they’ve been waiting for! #Watlocksbeth which obviously is between Matlock, Watson, and Elsbeth!! The people have been wondering what if Kathy Bates met Sherlock Holmes’ ex partner while that lady with the funny outfits runs around?

This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice

What’d I say

Sigh… I guess if Kathy Bates wins the Emmy I’ll commit myself to watching Matlock

"Jimmy Olsen doesn't have any super powers..."

I’m married

Holey Moley

I started tonight not thinking I’d mess with the copious amount of fireworks around… but a few drinks in?

One week away from Superman and I’m tearing up in the car to work listening to the theme. I’m so excited!!! Please be good!!!

Wait given how many theatrically released FF movies there have been so far why not just call this Fantastic Four Four

Wild that there is 1 great Jurassic Park movie and the other six are at best meh and at worst incomprehensibly atrocious.

I swear to god if we fuck up the title. It’s RIGHT THERE.

A national holiday

The bold military strategy of “NO PUNCH BACKS!”

PADDINGTON BOND PADDINGTON BOND PADDINGTON BOND LETS GOOOOO PAUL KING

Car is back from the auto shop, time to sing to the Wonka soundtrack on full blast to subdue the pain of paying the repair bill

Working on an Every Action Movie Ranked list. Feels like I have to put more rules on this than most, bc so many genre movies are also action movies. Can feel arbitrary to determine if something is more of an action movie than a sci-fi movie, more action than comedy, etc. Anywho here’s the top 20: