I have someone saved in my contacts as “Nick’s Boyfriend” and they’re not together anymore and I don’t know his real name 😭😭

potential hot take: I don’t feel like people who are awarded Honorary Oscars are actual “Oscar winners”

I’m gonna be honest I thought the Knicks and March Madness were related

We live in the stupidest timeline.

Too many shows ending at once 💔

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

So frustrated with the tv adaptation of Margo’s Got Money Troubles 😭

Never forget that the font on my undergrad resume was ORANGE

I loooove a naming convention

Truly it feels like Colbert has been ending for two years omgggg

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Valerie Cherish you are SO loved 😭

This is how shitposting feels

Sláinte!

New Kacey Musgraves marked as “pretty good!” thank GOD

Beef Season Two? A worthy sequel but let’s just do one more and call it good.

My toppings hiding under the cheese at Minsky’s

RT @espn: "Are you kidding me?!" 🗣️ Another stuck vault for Kailin Chio 💥

Oklahoma winning NCAA gym nattys… it’s 2016 all over again

What movie defines the 80s for you? 🎥🖤

it’s… Euphoria Sunday

Windy City with a splash of Lily Allen

Please god let this continue. TV exists to showcase writers’ rooms! Not reality slop!

Nicole Kidman COULD be a real life alien

C’mon Star Wars aesthetic !

was wondering why my new remote wasn’t working… it didn’t have batteries

White republican gymnast doing a Sinners themed floor routine. Put that down, that’s not for you.

Really really great Oscars. Soooo excited to talk about new movies again

“Tonight, we celebrate people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt— it’s an art that deserves protection.” — Will Arnett presenting at the Oscars See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Weapons is officially an Academy Award winning film! #Oscars

locked in!!!

found a two bedroom downtown and the rent is soooo cheap omfg

hello .

Excited for new Kacey Musgraves but not ready to move on from Deeper Well. Legit a piece of art that made my well deeper !

I miss Pluribus :’(

FINALLY

#ACTORAWARDS have acting clips!!!

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Even though I left the theater feeling indifferent, I think about Sentimental Value literally every day

My mom showed me her work alarms and omfg

Free will is knowing I can watch Sinners at anytime and that’s huge

Blue Moon is on Netflix if you haven't seen it, btw.

Prescriptive

I earnedddd my paycheck today, divas

Super Bowl in a small town bar! Imagine the possibilities and know they’re real

Everything about the pharmacy stresses me out

I’m very caffeine sensitive (one cup of coffee and I can hear my hair grow) so I’ve adopted the Mamdani method of a gulp of sugar-free Red Bull a day 😂😭

Made six big decisions today