i log on. be horny. leave for the day.

this is fine 🔥

bro.

uuuuuuuh.

very french of me but i spent the last week thinking my bag with huge pockets i use every day was smelly and i didn't get why. i emptied it to wash it today, only to discover that in one of the deep pockets was a plastic bag with a fourth of a cheese wheel in it my mom gave me a week ago. okay.

i need to put a baby in charles leclerc

pretty angel non binary thing darling

i'm thinking of deactiving bluesky. idk. whether it's french bsky or here, i feel like that little weird toad outsider. maybe it's time for me to retire in a cavern

eleven years ago i installed tumblr to yell about yaoi. tonight, i make a new tumblr just so i can yell about yaoi. isn't life beautiful?

am i REALLY back on tumblr if i don't install xkit

i'm so. tennis wired

i love how the challengers ost have become the audio for tennistoks. this and brat

getting flirted at...

the sincaraz finale is happening at the same time as wonho's concert. life is so hard.

male pregnancy generator

the fact that this is resonating with people so much is so sweet but please be aware: it's reciprocal lmao

lots of stuff! but most notably,

I'll just leave this important reminder here, useful for whenever you share anything as a link. (The image in the quoted post doesn't have alt text but there's a link to the reddit post it's screenshotted from in the replies of the post.)

Every time a male idol treats his fanboys with love, dignity and respect, a fairy gets its wings 🧚‍♂️✨️ thanks Mingyu!! 💙 • Mingyu asking his fanboy what he likes about him, he then said that Mingyu is handsome and lovely! Mingyu got shy, said "thank you" and gave a pouty kiss 😗💋

New #tech thing if you use the Firefox browser!

remember when i got this text

I miss my pet lizard

i need help (photocard thread 🧵) :

I LOVE HEEERRRRR

i think about how i got my mail stolen once and it was a fucking prostate massager parcel

DPR Ian

TXT Soobin (& Tori 🐶)

every time i see these photos i always think of this one comment i saw about minghao before these came out that was like “he’s making it clear he is NOT a furry” and then i go to the replies to when after the pics came out and they were like “i was wrong…he is a furry and is VERY good at being one”

#wipwednesday : sincaraz. carlos is yearning.

my running gag of the swimming au's first chapter is that for a full day carlos thinks jannik doesn't have any eyebrows

if no one's got me then music for plants' got me

i keep thinking about how the sincaraz community is on tiktok but the idea of creating a sincaraz tktk account is a bit alien to me. i feel like i'm about to get jumped

can someone let me peg jannik please

i know no one here is here for my tennis fic but i'll have you know that the swimming au's first chapter is done 💯

okay time to take a break, i've written an insane amount of words today.

I feel quite insane over this

I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.

me worried about my fic talking too much about having a crush as if me and my cousin's convo isn't 75% about our respective crushes

this is actually my new roman empire

sincaraz swimming fic counter :

#wipwednesday here's my sincaraz first meeting for the swimming fic hehe. 🤗

wishing jannik the best. hope he can rest and feel better

i'm cooking with my next tennis fic

can we.... can we talk about this

thinking about bald chimmy

absolutely obsessed with this sincaraz tennis edit over britney's gimme more