it's time for "this week in stupid: December 6 edition," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Trump’s betrayal of Ukraine pushes the world toward nuclear proliferation, according to the Wall Street Journal. And that path only brings us closer to nuclear war.

RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES

Please. I beg you. Someone please write a TV show parody (but factual) 😆 about this asslick.

tRump and PuKtin want to take over the world. They're trying.

Federal authorities are carrying out intensified operations this week in Minnesota as President Donald Trump escalates his attacks on the Somali community in the state. www.democracynow.org/2025/12/5/mi...

The U.S. military said Thursday that it blew up another boat of suspected drug smugglers, this time killing four people in the eastern Pacific. The U.S. has now killed at least 87 people in 22 strikes since September. www.democracynow.org/2025/12/5/bo...

His family says he was fishing for tuna and marlin off Colombia’s Caribbean coast when his boat was bombed, and was not smuggling drugs.

Two & a half hours until showtime. Tonight's show will be an examination of some, but by no means all, of the awful members of Trump's Cabinet. Plus we have an especially awesome guest. There are also rumors of an all-Epstein afterhours, exclusively for our members...

How much evidence do we need to find out. Not much. "Tens of thousands of videos": Bondi publicly claimed there were "tens of thousands of videos of Epstein with CHILDREN or CHILD PORN". Patel later appeared to walk back Bondi's assertion. It's brutal.

IN JANUARY OF 2027. Congress must expel all people pardoned by Trump physically from the US. Let’s remove rich people till they figure out we won’t play….

Worldwide wars..

Rep. Jim Himes tells MS NOW the two survivors of that controversial boat strike did not have a radio, contradicting GOP claims: "There was no radio. There were two individuals clinging to flotsam, that's what there was. There wasn't weaponry of any kind. There wasn't a radio."

Most people think when the world gets itself together, we'll all be okay. I don't see that situation arriving. I think one by one, we all free ourselves from the chains we have chained ourselves to. - George Harrison Pic of the day #photography

Trump and his acolytes have made clear that “making America great again” means making it white. As they abet Israel’s genocide in Gaza, they pursue their own form of ethnic cleansing at home – what they call “reverse migration,” with, naturally, “no right of return.”

Families of the victims have stated that many of those killed were primarily fishermen or young men recruited for work out of economic necessity, not high-level "narco-terrorists" as alleged by the U.S. administration.

Families of the victims have stated that many of those killed wereprimarily fishermen or young men recruited for work out of economic necessity, not high-level "narco-terrorists" as alleged by the U.S. administration.

Okay, here's my spew today. Trump and Putin want Ukraine. Putin is threatening Europe. The US is pro Putin, so there's that. Have a great day.☮️

“They” being these ridiculous district lines:

TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras (AP) — Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández, sentenced last year to 45 years in prison for his role in helping drug traffickers move hundreds of tons of cocaine to the United States, was released from prison following a pardon from DJT announced Tuesday.

TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras (AP) — Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández, sentenced last year to 45 years in prison for his role in helping drug traffickers move hundreds of tons of cocaine to the United States, was released from prison following a pardon from DJT, his wife announced Tuesday.

Why hasn't ANYTHING been said about the multiple orange prison outfits found in his cell?

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UQB9Hd/ An IDF soldier who was able to realize that what he did was wrong.

Just gonna leave this here, for anyone that’s confused, or wants to dance around the issue. 👇🏾

Lock this lying, puppy killing bitch up, she's a damn TRAITOR!

KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue? KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.

Jail. Do not pass go. This is a confession. We now have two members of the Trump Cabinet who on the basis of their own public statements need to be incarcerated for some period of time.

#VOTE #Tennessee #VoteBlue The Republican Party does NOTHING for you They support Terrorism, Fascism and GREED #GOPTaxScam Republican INFLATION & TARIFFS Republicans DESTROY Healthcare Republicans RAISE Utilities & Groceries Republicans DESTROYED Jobs& Our Economy

like a rabid racoon that slipped into your house through the dog door tripping across your home office keyboard at 2AM

Can I get some DonnyCrypto

SET UP?

Hold this up to a MAGA, what do they say? How do they self-gaslight their way out of this? His literally said the quiet part to a studio audience and several million viewers. Can someone forward this to MAGA?

Trump just commuted the 7-year sentence of David Gentile, a private equity leader who helped defraud thousands of people out of some $1.6 billion, almost as soon as his prison stint began. "I lost my whole life savings," one person wrote, adding, "I am living from check to check."

GM ☁️ • Prohibit investment firms from buying single-family homes • Deploy an MTR of 70% on earners making over $200 million & close tax-avoidance loopholes • Increase minimum wage to $25/hr • Implement M4A • Implement immutable geolocation KYC for all social media users • Stop funding Israel

I was recently informed that legal action has been initiated against me in the EU for my reporting on the genocide in Gaza and Palestine. All major social media platforms are deliberately limiting the visibility of my work.

July 2025 FBI Director Patel announced the discovery of a previously undisclosed room within FBI headquarters containing multiple "burn bags" filled with thousands of sensitive documents and computer hard drives related to the Trump-Russia probe (also known as "Crossfire Hurricane").

The war is already here! Under attack are Immigrants, people of color, freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, the free press, the media, universities, DEI, and members of the military who support the Constitution. A war be raged by our very own power hungry president😰We must resist!

The war within

#Israeli occupation taking over #Palestinian homes in the #WestBank and turning them into military barracks

It's absolutely evil, what is happening to the SNAP/EBT/food stamps program. It's absolutely evil that employed people need that program. It's absolutely evil that the program is being destroyed so that only those who don't need it will soon qualify to use it.

This makes the Walton family the biggest welfare queens of all: youtu.be/DP7U4GYzmB0?...

And the solution. NATIONAL STRIKE NOW !! !! !!