The plain tart flavor from Yogurtland is Top Tier.

🤤🤤

I lose complete control of my left eyebrow when I’m h*gh. I always look like a crazy person.

I’m lowkey so excited for the new season of The Boyfriend. 🥰

I love a good bate spread.

I wish I didn’t have work today and I could just enjoy the rain wrapped up in blankets.

I’m in a mood for some coffee right now.

It seems like everyone got the Lego gameboy set except me.

Merry Day. ✨

Happy holidays. ✨

The treatment I deserve this holiday season.✨

Secured. 😊

It’s wild how we went from “there are no Epstein files” to “there are too many to release in one go.”

That was quick.

So I just went and purchased a new tv. Yay me I guess. 🙃

Makes me want to txt him. 🫦

Ugh. I think I injured my right shoulder at the gym today. 😭😭😭

4x Lunalas. Mama was being generous!

How do I tell the construction workers outside my door that they can drop their loads down my throat during their break?

Has Nintendo done their wrap up??? Did I miss it?

It’s been a hot minute since I had some poppers.

It’s sad to me that at my old age of 33 I can’t comfortably take shots anymore. 😭😭😭

I tried this new taco stand by my place and it did not hit. Disappointing.

Expedition 33 Wins Everything.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 wins nine awards at The Game Awards Game of the Year Best Independent Game Best Narrative Best Performance Best Role Playing Game Best Art Direction Best Game Direction Best Debut Indie Game Best Score and Music

The amount of spiders I’ve seen in my apt lately is insane.

So so happy for Expedition 33 and all their wins.! Some tears were shed.

i completely forgot the pokemon za dlc was coming out today (still hasnt even finished the base game

I LOVE HAIRY COCK

Avatar the last air bender.

Can somebody spare an extra Vikavolt? 🙏🏽☺️

It was titty Tuesday, and I feel like I can see a bit of growth. 🥹🌱

It was a pretty mehhh gym session tonight.

This is a crazy fact? 10,000 YEARS?!!

Proud of myself for finally putting that boundary with him. Years in the making.

The itch has been scratched. 😌

Can we talk ?

I’m getting an itch. An itch to go buy some books.

Break up with your girlfriend Yeah, yeah cause I’m bored. You can hit it in the morning Yeah, yeah Like it’s yours.

Wish i was getting fucked in 4 or 5 different holes rn

I accidentally sent a rose to someone on Hinge?

OH YEA. I became aware i was dreaming and managed to manifest some naughty things. It didn’t last that long though. 😭

Is this not ShawtyBae?

Mid day nap: check.

The guy changing my oil is super cute. 😍

You know, if you really think about it, everyone has MCE because everyone is a MC to their own story. Lol

I lowkey love the pee shivers.