I don't know who needs to hear this but don't inject heavy metals into your body. They're not good for your brain, nervous system, or other organs But if you do lookmax inject precious metals do enough so the metal detector can find you through six feet of dirt

Hey @hankgreen.bsky.social / @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social … what was the METHODOLOGY behind today’s Smush?

When I was a kid I loved going to the swap meet to see the gorilla they had. It made me so happy. As I grew up I realized that the intelligent creature trapped in the concrete room wasn’t good for it and that made me sad Working remote stuck in my box 10 hours a day every day makes me feel for Ivan

If you wondered when PC (RAM, VRAM, NAND) prices were going back to normal, Micron killed the consumer brand (Crucial) to stop making these for normies and they were rewarded by having the stock jump 736% from this time last year. The answer in the near fire is “not likely happening”

Everyone’s nice and focused on the reflecting pool while the family in office is pocketing literal billions of dollars on schemes and scams The system working exactly as designed

A good understanding of why I left Windows for Linux after being Microsoft since DOS is Halo: Campaign Evolved New Halo games poorly received? Release the old ones, touched up, in one of the worst game launches ever Oh wait, that was last time. This one costs more and is just the first game

Buying a bidet, even a fairly entry level plastic seat unpowered unheated (seat and water) bidet, was arguably one of the best decisions of my life Wanted one since my trip to Asia two years ago and finally just did it with a cheaper one to try it Amazing decision. I’ve used 1/8th roll of TP since

Hey San Antonio how about we, as Spurs, don’t ever do that again?

Congrats to Kimi Antonelli on his first ever #MonacoGrandPrix win tomorrow (assuming he can keep it out of the wall for 78 laps)! I hate how good #MonacoGP #F1 qualifying is every year compared to how bad the race is, we need different cars for the GP for Monaco Qualifying never disappoints though

Reasons I hate Hewlett-Packard: - years of IT work and dealing with their shit printers - laying off 1000s of employees after forcing them to move to Idaho, the worst US state - them ruining arguably one of the most beautiful cars to ever exist, the Ferrari F1, with that awful white logo #monacoGP

Oh yeah they’ll definitely stop breaking the law constantly if we make it against the law

Fuck CBS and fuck the FCC. Double fuck the entire admin. Fuck everyone who keeps saying if we do the same thing for the 10th time in a row this time we'll win. Fuck everyone expecting a broken system to bring any form of consequences. Fuck it all. Land of the free my ass. Freedom of speech my ass.

Holy fuck the new episode of @gamechanger.dropout.tv, @samreich.bsky.social and team CRUSHED this one We need to get @legaleagle.tv as a contestant at some point, hopefully paired with Lou Wilson again

I worked 18 hours yesterday and I’m still behind so maybe Blink 182 was on to something when they said “work sucks, I know”

Regular reminder that John Fetterman had a traumatic brain injury and came out of it a MAGA/Israel voter.

This is arguably one of the more “sane” takes from MAGA/MAHA, and I say that as someone without kids (and no plans) Aging population is going to create a pension/social safety net cliff and healthcare gap we are woefully unprepared for This solution sucks though because the system itself is broken

Legitimately excited to see how people like the new Steam Controller. This one seems much improved. As someone who had the first one and can sum up my review as “not good” I think the Steam Deck trackpads look like a massive upgrade but still wonder how fast that gimmick fades outside living rooms

Easier way: Switch to Linux. Don’t install Chrome. Both made and updated by legitimately awful companies who essentially only serve spyware/malware now.

Me after not getting a haircut for a year and having longer hair for the second time in my life :(

Make sure you take some time today for MANIFESTATION www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEcJ...

I got super high for the first time in like a year tonight and decided to run a bunch of hypothetical WOPR based scenarios from the 1983 movie WarGames through Claude taking them to their conclusion framed under RLHF based AI “win” scenarios, and while I found a few it mostly just came back with

Imagine if doing your fucking job for once, very poorly, was worthy of wall to wall media coverage.

Never thought I’d see the day, but finally trialing Linux on my main gaming PC. If you’d have told me 15 years ago my home server would be Linux, my main PC, and my laptop a MacBook I’d have laughed As a Windows user for 30 years it amazes me how hard Microsoft generationally fumbled EVERYTHING

Todd Blanche when his bosses are directly linked the the Epstein Files and potentially committed sex crimes against children: Todd Blanche when he needs to submit an SPLC Indictment because they may have said racism is bad actually:

Went back and beat @supergiantgames.bsky.social's Hades II again (capped EA, beat a day after 1.0, did the reset incantation) Very happy with the tuneups to the ending/mini vids for story lines, also happy they stuck with the ending (but more polished) Still my favorite game of all time, 10/10

Always crazy when you get a match up of two GOATs in or near their prime: - Kobe vs Jordan - Tyson vs Holyfield - Verstappen vs Hamilton Now we get to see the two institutional powerhouses of pedophilia go at it in real time: - Trump/Epstein Class vs Catholic Church History in the making!

Another way to write this headline is prices still went up, just not as much as expected, and wages still fell.

Don't worry guys, Congress is writing a ton of strongly worded and pointed tweets/skeets about how broadly threatening war crimes and someone should do something Baffled that people in power still sit there expecting clearly broken/failing systems to do something not broken/failing

This is why I'll never be on team passkey for what it's worth. Comprehensive, secure, randomized, and never reused passwords give you a failure mode for one single account, as opposed to a chain that compromises everything. 2FA+More security on your linchpin accounts that have reset capabilities.

So can I just not vote now in the next election? @murray.senate.gov/@cantwell.senate.gov? If USPS doesn't have to deliver the ballots, and mail in voting is rejected by Executive Order, and Washington has no infrastructure in place to handle millions of in person votes, is this how democracy dies?

Brendan Carr is basically speed running the authoritarian takeover of the US public. Regulating speech on airwaves to enforce political bias. Banning communications infrastructure that doesn’t have prebuilt US alphabet boys surveillance. Making the alternatives intentionally less secure. Hate it.

I think the third time everyone gets together to say “No!” to kings will have an actual impact. Okay maybe the fourth time, or fifth time. But eventually, as rights keep getting stripped and we all get poorly, eventually saying “No Kings!” and doing nothing else has to work, right? Maybe time 8.

You know the economy is awful when Donovan McNabb, Don Cheadle, and Tiger Woods all have to get a job working at Trader Joe's

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/

I’ve read this entire thread and I’m not sure if this is satire or not

You can blame a lot of the crap we have to deal with daily on a lot of people and events and be correct Looking back though, Ford pardoning Nixon really set a precedent for committing egregious crimes and paying no penalty in the interest of the “high road” which still haunts us today

Dang almost enough to fund a full day of the Iran war in the entire country’s collective missed returns from 2022… Wait chat is the economy broken!?

I’m by no means a fan of the authoritarian stuff China does regularly, by any stretch, but with the FCC ruling on routers the argument of “the USA is just doing most of the same stuff but at least China gets healthcare and high speed rail” becomes more and more defendable daily

Holy fuck the level of impact this has versus the level of impact people realize this has generally is INSANE This is “why do non criminals need encrypted data” level idiotic

He offered to build California a zippy super tunnel to not build high speed rail. How’s Hyperloop doing, Forbes?

I don’t want to yassify game characters, I just want to be able to upgrade my PC without it costing an absolute fortune… 🫩

Just got the email for my @dropout.tv renewal notice, and unlike every other blank "is renewing soon" email or blank "unfortunately because we added [AI feature no one asked for] (cough, 1Password) your price is going up" I'm totally fine letting this one renew and thankful for the quality content

I’m sure the DOJ, lead by and seconded by former Trump personal lawyers, will totally do something with this information I’m sure the US Congress, lead by a man who wants Israel and the US to bring around the biblical apocalypse via war, will totally do something with this information

So now that the DOW is below 50k and we're heading for a world energy and inflation crisis, @rokhanna.bsky.social we can bring Pam Bondi back and make her testify about the Epstein coverup, right?

Everyone saying the back half of that F1 race was a snooze, while I don’t disagree, can blame classic Ferrari pit strategy. First half was the most exciting dry weather racing we’ve had in F1 in literal years, so at least there is hope for more fun in 2026 than Qualifying + Default Pit Strategy

Just saw Hulkenbergs Audi getting pushed back to the pits with no tires mounted. Cadillac already moves up two spots over McLaren and Audi if they can make it over the start line American F1 team, success by attrition

War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength

Legitimately feel like six to ten cars won’t finish tomorrow’s race. This is going to be a wild start to the F1 season after this qualifying session Also no way Kimi stays P2 after damaging Piastri’s car, unless the FIA is just all in on milking the Mercedes money this year

Juan Pablo Montoya on the pit broadcast for Apple's F1 coverage looks like I do when I show up to a work event I don't hate being at but am asked to do stuff I want nothing to do with Jeans that don't fit, a clean T-Shirt, constantly distracted by other stuff I absolutely love it

Finally got to the Manly video on the Starliner and it's SUCH a good example of why Boeing sucks now and why corporate self-regulation is moronic NASA: If you don't use metal for this chemical, it will leak Boeing: Fuck you, we're using Teflon Starliner: Leaks and almost kills multiple people