Aroo

I can’t be the only former hipster who’s been listening to Wolf Parade nonstop since the Heated Rivalry kiss.

Question for the kinksters? My Sir and I are looking for a more discreet collar that I can wear 24/7 what’s available tends to skew feminine. Does anyone have any recommendations for a more masculine presenting discreet collar?

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg

I finally listened to the new Bon Iver album and it’s so amazing.

Good morning

Does anyone in Palm Springs have a spare room for me? I will cook, clean, possibly put out. I just need to feel the sun on my skin again. #willbottomforsunlight

I had a birthday recently and snapped this pic. Folks seem to like it. So new profile pic!

Another proof of life

YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING

An acapella Evanescence cover band called Effervescence

The best thing about an empty gym is being free to dance around like the iconic pop diva I actually am.

😈😈😈

Just some decorating

Finally have time to arrange my closet. I may have a small obsession.

I may be short but at least I’m also grumpy

Had a job interview. It was not going well. I knew it, they knew it. It was very obvious that we both just wanted it to end.

I now understand why Stella getting her groove back was such a big deal.

Simmer pot is bubbling. Lo-fi playlist is jamming. In my best Annette Bening voice: “I will clean this house today”

I would like one massage please

First full day off in 2 months

Me when someone tells me to stop ordering chicken tenders because I’m 35 years old.

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I wanted to call out of work today, and pretend I was sick and now I’m sneezing at work and feel awful.

I had a dream that I quit my second job and then got ice cream.

Gathering good juju for tomorrow’s job interview. Please send good vibes and or dick pics.

My coworker told me that her birthday is 2 months after I graduated from high school. 😅😅😅😅

Me: one day they’ll write a book about me. The book

A six pack would be nice but I prefer breadsticks.

Had a great interview today for a dream job.

So good!

Proof of life

Word to the wise: If you’re going to work on your laptop in public. Make sure you close your open web pages. I just gave a bunch of people a view of “slut takes 3 daddy cocks”. 🫣

I’ve lived in Chicago for the better part of a decade and the phrase “an out bound brown line from the loop” will always delight my inner middle schooler.

Just met my UPS guy and god damn I think I’m pregnant

I feel like once a season there’s a night where I just cannot sleep at all. Tonight is that night. 😳

Wilson Red Line full moon. Social media proof of life

Peekaboo

Having moved about 17 times in 37 years I can tell you with complete confidence that packing sucks.

Oh man, what a book! I finished it 45 minutes ago. I stopped sobbing 15 minutes ago.

Happy Pride everyone! I’m happy you’re here! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

New lease signed! Moving August 1!

The grumpy old lady at my bus stop staring at my nipple definitely sums up this heat wave.

I mean…

Good morning