Post run derp

Shiny head check✅ Mario mustache ✅ 2 mile run ✅

Sweaty post-run thick boy

I like that I have a small life. I used to have a really big life and spent a lot of my time packing and unpacking and being seen and rubbing elbows. Now, I’m in bed early, I’m up early, I see friends when I want to. It’s a relief that I’m not on anyone’s mind. There’s so much less pressure.

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

My midlife crisis is going great. Anyone wanna run a half marathon with me in April?

You can feel the desperation from Portugal right now

Motivation for the week ahead. #IntenseMuscleGod

Today’s mood is brought to you by this gif I found.

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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Of course I get sick during IML🫠

Good morning. I think it’s time I embrace my inner dad

Heading home to see the family. Happy Sunday.

Just spent 3 minutes looking for the peanut butter I took out of the cabinet 4 minutes ago.

Good morning bros and dogs

Bored, horny and alone at work

Is there a genetic reason why heteros can’t walk in a straight line?

Guess who did too much too soon at the gym and now has tendinitis in his knee? This stupid bitch.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

My workout playlist also doubles as a Sunday Dance throwback playlist. Erasure, New Order,CeCe Peniston, En Vogue….

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

And it lasts a lifetime

Did I miss #tiddytuesday ?

The proof of masochism lies in my embrace of the ab wheel. Why don’t more Doms use this horrible little device for torture?

I feel like once a season I have a night when I just don’t sleep a wink. That was last night. Luckily I’m off today.

Popping in to say good morning.

This is from 1975.

working out at 5 am has really changed my life in the best way. I accomplish so many things in the morning. My diet is better. My mood is better because I’m prioritizing sleep. I’m actually lifting more because I’m usually alone in the gym and I my intrusive thoughts can’t get in my way.

don’t have to tell me twice

It is without fail that I try to take a nap and my neighbors smoke alarm goes off.

🥵🥵🥵

Good morning from my gloriously empty gym.

Felt derpy while trying to get bara tiddies

Good boy goals

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Just a boy on a treadmill wishing it as a sofa.

Should I?

Opened scruff this morning and in my global page was 3 different profiles from 3 very disparate cities all using the same man’s pics. 🙄

Hi!

Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉

Sir took me to see Pillion last night. I enjoyed it. It wasn’t the movie I thought it was, but I enjoyed the way the movie leaned into the humor of kink.

Mood

To all the Dads out there

GM!

Taking today to do a bunch of admin that I've been putting off for months.

Bluesky on a Friday #FCF

before and after

Every damn day I get on this app and find a hundred or more men I want to fold me into a pretzel, spit in my mouth, and tell me what a good boy I am.