The sexual tension between me and the free pianos on facebook marketplace I have no way of transporting and don’t know how to play but want anyway

I am not getting dragged into ship discourse on Tumblr. None of your ships make you more feminist or more media-literate than anyone else's. Put your phone down and go outside.

Just finished the Good Omens finale (🏴‍☠️, obviously) with the friend who introduced me to the show in high school. Our consensus: it sucked lol but we’re not that mad. I cried at the end though but only a little bit

Oh, Sauron finally gotta get laid! Nice

While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH

I read this incredible article about people who left the Shakers to elope, and all I can say is Ao3 could use (more?) Shaker historical AUs

Sauron when he killed Glûg

Sunbeam hour. 🌤️

ok i got a lot of replies to this on tumblr but this is the best one ^^

My health insurance should cover further tickets to they might be giants shows

all women should be given a free sword and allowed to take it everywhere they want to

A message from Mary, a 72-year-old Amazon worker from North Carolina projected onto Jeff Bezos’s $120 million penthouse before tonight’s #MetGala, chaired by Bezos.

TOMORROW: Americans are calling out of work, walking out of school, and refusing to shop on the nationwide day of economic disruption. There are many ways you can get involved on May Day: survey.alchemer.com/s3/8705046/i... Join one of the over 3,000 events planned: www.mobilize.us/mayday/map/?...

Current mood

Hey! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Thread of the inspirations for Tar-Míriel's outfits in the Rings of Power (some are pretty clear/confirmed, others are a guess) 🧵 I'll update this as I find more and when we see her new s3 outfits, if you know one I've left out I'll be so grateful to know!

I am back - Sauron X American Psycho (the musical) #trop #sauron #annatar #halbrand #RingsofPower

Do you think Sauron has ever heard of permanent jewelry? Mf wouldn’t have a lost a bracelet that was welded around his wrist

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state

Eating panera potato soup makes me feel like a medieval peasant even with the everpresent knowledge in my brain that potatoes didn’t exist in medieval europe

I think it should be illegal to format a website for mobile but refuse to let anyone use it and direct them to an app instead. I don’t want another app, fuck you

I miss them already 😭

the thing is that sometimes there are cases when the fans are actually right and it’s still not a good idea to listen to them because then you start listening to them when they aren’t, which is most of the time

Crab Apple tree is in blossom at the sand dunes at Bamburgh beach #bamburgh #Northumberland #landscapephotography #seascape #castles #uk

Moon joy, but make it about haladriel ✨ #haladriel #halbrand #galadriel #TheRingsofPower

i loved the part where they teamed up after this! and also kissed. super good stuff

Pro tip: you can make your iced coffee unpleasantly clumpy by running out of oatmilk and resorting to the leftover canned coconut milk you used earlier to cook lunch

Please keep picking fights on here with strangers you already agree with 99.9% of the issues on. It's going to finally end the horrors this time if you post just right

🫂 #reylo

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Liking things earnestly is so humiliating

Every time I hear men talk about destroying this planet so they can travel to a dead one, I think about how miraculous the existence of Earth is, and how capitalists should never be permitted to make decisions about space exploration.

I keep planning fantasy days in my head where I get everything done all at once—conveniently always choosing tomorrow to be that day—Then it actually rolls around, I blink, and it’s night.

i love the little figurines this artist makes of people's pets IG richieacapulco

This No Kings Day on March 28 is more important than ever. Find your local protest at nokings.org.

Join us March 28th nationwide for #NoKings!! ❌👑 HOST a protest: bit.ly/nokingshost FIND a protest: bit.ly/nokings328 Download the NO KINGS stencil: bit.ly/328stencil

Cappuccino with Papaccino

Snack

I miss when Link expressed strong emotion in TP, WW, and SS. Botw/ToTK Link is so expressionless 😭

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Never forget this: The forces undermining our democracy, rigging our economy, polluting our planet, and stoking hatred are counting on you to give up. Cynicism is how they win.