Pro tip: you can make your iced coffee unpleasantly clumpy by running out of oatmilk and resorting to the leftover canned coconut milk you used earlier to cook lunch

Please keep picking fights on here with strangers you already agree with 99.9% of the issues on. It's going to finally end the horrors this time if you post just right

🫂 #reylo

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Liking things earnestly is so humiliating

Every time I hear men talk about destroying this planet so they can travel to a dead one, I think about how miraculous the existence of Earth is, and how capitalists should never be permitted to make decisions about space exploration.

I keep planning fantasy days in my head where I get everything done all at once—conveniently always choosing tomorrow to be that day—Then it actually rolls around, I blink, and it’s night.

“Blah,” said Toad.

i love the little figurines this artist makes of people's pets IG richieacapulco

This No Kings Day on March 28 is more important than ever. Find your local protest at nokings.org.

“The Lovers” (Major Arcana): Attraction, love, beauty, trials overcome. Reversed: Failure, foolish designs. (Mairon and Artanis, art by @nunchifox on IG)

Join us March 28th nationwide for #NoKings!! ❌👑 HOST a protest: bit.ly/nokingshost FIND a protest: bit.ly/nokings328 Download the NO KINGS stencil: bit.ly/328stencil

Cappuccino with Papaccino

When I try to write fanfic

Snack

I miss when Link expressed strong emotion in TP, WW, and SS. Botw/ToTK Link is so expressionless 😭

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Never forget this: The forces undermining our democracy, rigging our economy, polluting our planet, and stoking hatred are counting on you to give up. Cynicism is how they win.

It's a beautiful spring day #Reylomanip

Leaders of the so-called “pro-life, small government” party who relentlessly warn of tyranny are standing by as masked agents roam the country and brutalize its people. The hypocrisy isn’t surprising — but it’s staggering. Remember this.

Strange influx in normal people following me all of a sudden. Please unfollow me for your own good, I’m liable to repost tastefully risqué fanart of Galadriel and Sauron making out

Zootopia 2 dared to ask, “what if the woman was the worse less deserving one in a heterosexual relationship” and they were so right for that. It also dared to be unfunny for most of its runtime

Want to make something clear: Jeff Bezos intentionally destroyed the Washington Post because he hates free speech. He's an oligarch fascist. When I post about The Rings of Power, I do so in praise of the work of the thousands of artists behind it. Not the one bald billionaire bitch who funded it.

Starting my day by doomscrolling and drinking water and calling it productive because at least I’m staying hydrated and informed

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Galadriel fighting for the freedom of Middle earth- Meanwhile Celeborn-

Nori🍀 This drawing was very difficult but I managed to save it in the end😅 #art #drawing

“Don’t make me chase you.” “I hope your dress shoes don’t pinch.” ⛲️ I yearn for heiress Rey and bodyguard Ren au #reylo #reyloart

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

of course she hasn't been born yet, celeborn hasn't been around to mpreg

This is hands down the best trop bts pic ever I love them so much

Forever dying on the headcanon hill that Halbrand is shorter than Annatar. Sauron was “I’m just a little guy”-ing his way around ME before he decided to play god idc

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

Everybody say "thank you rings of power" for giving us this Tar-Míriel

All I want for Chrisrmas is for the bubble to burst 🎄✨

PISSING MYSELF AT JCB POINTING AT THIS ELROND PIC

I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate

Here’s Éowyn to fuck your shit up! #artsky #tolkien