So I get home to find out via a neighbor that Nelson my hound honks the horn of my RV during the day. She says it’s cute but I’m not sure about that

Gah I may be getting my RV fixed today!!

“Ai is here to stay, artists need to learn how to integrate it” bros sound like the man in lotr who looked in the evil crystal ball that lied to him about the “inevitable” future and then tried to kill everyone and himself

It’s my first Pride Month in a new state and y’all, I’m lonely. Like … I knew I would be? But it’s hitting me really hard

Well the RV is set up at the KOA, the dogs have been fed, the cats have ventured out of their hidey-holes, & I’ve retrieved my car All & all? Today has been a busy if not successful day

Drop something from the 1990s

By this logic, Tekken 2 made me a jeet kune do master

I’m sorry y’all but “all 173 of them” has me in tears

I have never been more certain in my decision to leave Tennessee

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕 *All four astronauts went to public schools!

Nelson got the Zoot Snoot Riot juice His surgery went well though and I’m happy to have my best good buddy back with me

Poor Nelson is getting surgery today and I am not okay … he’s my best little buddy and will be fiiiiiiine but I’m a bit nervous for him

Dear god

ooooooooh okay I REALLY need to go to bed but I am so ready for this movie!

This day has been nothing but stress. Like all I wanna do is sleep but my brain is refusing to cooperate

TIL Mushroom’s meow matches perfectly with Prince’s Kiss so guess what I’m going to play every time he starts yelling at me

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! I love you all

I wish the memo would be given to this asshole (he is perfect)

I have a second account on Instagram where I’m halfway chronicling my transition to #fulltimervlife & I love my algorithm: Antique Roadshow, camping, RV, and the National Park Service

There's a good chance I'll finally get a start date for the new job here in the next week & y'all, I'm already feeling the spiral lol Like the sheer volume of tasks I have is daunting

I was just out & about, minding my own business, when a man climbed up a bunch of shelves at Walmart which then predictably fell on him & I spent way more time out of my house than I wanted to essentially trying to make sure somebody didn't die

Well done. #NoKings

"With a brain that’s permanently set to read-only, it’s easy for me to pick strong candidates who don’t waste time planning ahead because 'ahead' is an illusion."

I ended up trading my Subaru Outback yesterday for a manual Subaru Crosstrek & y'all ... I'm in love w it already There's just something about a stick shift that just ... FITS. I'm more engaged with driving, I feel the road better, etc. Makes me sad they're not being made as much anymore

I forgot to turn the heat on last night and woke up to see my thermostat reading 45 degrees 🥶 How I slept through that is beyond me

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

Well, KOA booked, parking during the day solidified (thanks, tiny country church!), and I'm ready for this weekend. And it's not even 0900! I'm not sure how to handle Responsible Adult Me

Val Kilmer would be so opposed to this I’m so fucking angry

Replacing my power cord?? SUCCESS Am electrician now #rvlife #fulltimervlife

Post the: Last movie you saw 🎬 Last game you played* 🎮 Last show you watched 🖥 Last song you listened to 🎶

I love Bill Watterson & there isn't a day that goes by that I wish he was still making Calvin & Hobbes

"You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right." Goddamn, Melville could really cook.

This has brought me much joy in these trying times

I’m using a green pen today and wearing it on my person so I can stab anyone who thinks it’ll be funny to pinch me

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

It's snowing. I just cannot with this weather. PICK A LANE PLEASE

Good to know you can just like decide to continue to harm people with a polite “No, thank you”

This is like Trump’s suggestion to nuke a hurricane Also lolol a “friendly territory” … where would THAT be, Newt??

I'm going back over one of my old novellas that I self-published in like 2015 and omg ... I can't believe I put these out into the world lolololol So of course I'm going to publish them on my website for all to see

Last night Hooch (my sister’s mastiff mix) scared himself by knocking a box over with his tail & in doing so stepped on Letterkenny who let out this WAIL (Hooch is 130 lbs after all). Well ALL three of our other cats came to his rescue, tails all puffy & ready to GO

Well my power cord ripped out lolol because I’m an idiot but! That just gives me the opportunity to learn how to fix basic electrical stuff in the RV #liveandlearn #rvlife #fulltimerv

I love waking up in the morning and finding my tire completely flat 🥰

She’s not perfect but she’s mine #RVlife #fulltimeRV #rv

Um she’s not in hiding or have you not been paying attention to her career? I saw her last summer & had so much fun at her set!

How about an unflattering caricature of Hegseth? (cartoon from the archives)

SNAP benefits require budgeting, you dingus. It's not like it's a free money card, where you scan & go w/o any idea of how much you just spent. I swear to god, these people are absolute morons who just say shit & hope that nobody actually knows things