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Wind-up doll in need of a recharge

me and my friends talking about Korn and limewire

Diagnostics

daze

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Pt. 3 - How has he not run out of stamina??

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It’s getting hot💦

Hmm, I stink so good

"Look, it's...just a heat...you can turn the glove off...switch your bits, and it'll go away... It....it'll go away...but...maybe just....a little longer..."

"Why'd you bring wine on this trip anyway, it's 2pm and a 20 minute walk back to the city gates" "mmmiunnofunny <:)"

Midnight Snack

slimegirl frotting.

calling all creaturely lesbians and lesbian creatures!! I'm putting together a zine and would love to feature your work :) submit ur stuff and learn more about it here: forms.gle/ySL3rX1rxW3M...

she's takin' it like a champ! >:3c finished #vgencomm for @fizzy.gay !! <3<3 #eggucart

*paws at you* A lovely little commission from @puppyywife.bsky.social. She did an amazing job. :3

whats the bird equivalent of a womens self defense course these pigeons mean business but im not trying to kill them

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whoever said crime doesn't pay has clearly never done any crime

I still need 122 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

everyone should steal from large corporations send post

Tangelo P1 - She keeps having these nightmares.

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what every trans woman sees in the morning as they boot up

she gives up so easily

I have to pay rent tomorrow and I'm still £372 short. If 8 people sign up annually I'm there. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

God forbid women have hobbies

i love drawing Maggie (SHE/HER) 🦊✨

on my vampire shit again

LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!

chemise à la reine, pen drawing colored digitally. originally posted 2019

we out here collecting shiny cardboard fr fr

the slumber party went well despite the perceived setback

laminate came in 😳

Knight Chappell Roan

In the spirit of getting bsky going as a place for breaking news: icymi an Icelandic town of ~3.5k people is being evacuated b/c of the likelihood of an explosion of lava from magma tunnels. Biggest evac since the 1970s.

Happy Sungay to all who observe 😌

I am, sooooo cute

I’m a woman in the sense of I am a bunch of individual carbon atoms, aligned by the chaos of the universe, who likes being called a girl

the antisemitic richest man in the world is quite literally aligning with right wing germans, so yea my ancestral alarm bells are going fucking nuts

I know "history is watching" is a bad cliche but I really do think future generations are going to look back at the current anti-trans panic and ask "what the fuck was that"

Knee surgery a resounding success I woke up with no pain and IM WALKIN ERE!!

You gotta be kidding me

Last night Fox tried to get Seattle residents to say their city is scary and crime-ridden. Everyone rejected the idea, and someone even said we should be "giving people their basic needs." It was a lesson in rejecting fear-mongering, and funding care. www.jphilll.com/p/fox-fear-m...

Mutual Aid: Don’t often do this but I’m short on rent and while my partner can cover I really don’t want to put that stress on them. I’m exactly 263.74 off from being able to cover rent and first weeks bills and carry me to my next paycheck. Anything helps and is appreciated <3

Elon has reached the point where he is publicly saying in the best case scenario his ownership of Twitter will be as successful as the war on drugs

Meta this meta that y’all ever meta moment of tranquility in your soul?