Crazy that they made an objectively perfect movie in 2004 (WHITE CHICKS) then just kept making movies. Like, pack it up guys, the art form’s been perfected

Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like a heartwarming story of a guy hearing a prophecy, then stabbing a bunch of people to take the Scottish Throne for himself! Get your friends the gift that will make them say: “Thanks?” a.co/d/fGehrCe #Macbeth #Shakespeare

I’m generally opposed to the death penalty, but for people that try to get on an elevator before the people inside have gotten out, it honestly feels like too light of a punishment

Cold rain is the worst. Have the decency to snow of fuck off

A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

“Are we running late?” “I have no idea”

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Hot Frosty is the worst movie I’ve ever seen, and I highly recommend it. Must see

Feels like total bullshit that sleeping more and working out really does make you feel better. What a scam

One of these days the Wordle word will be “Adieu,” and I will hit levels of insufferable never before dreamed of

Please no that’s my emotional support kitchen drawer full of soy sauce packets

This place has big coffee shop inside a bookstore vibes and I’m here for it

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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Candy Corn gets too much hate