I could not resist!!!

This one needs to be more widely disseminated

When I recover from the algae poisoning (acquired I suppose during the fifteen hours I spent in the reflecting pool slitting the bottom down the center with a box cutter), I really should apologize to everyone for the trouble I've caused. 619 meters is a lot longer than 350 feet, as it turns out.

I am convinced that Donald Trump is the 21st Century hier to Eugène Ionesco. We are experiencing absurdist theatre at an epic level!

Yeah...

And we are, too.

In other late-breaking news... at long last

A thing happened. I had to sign a new work contract today because of a pay cycle change. As I read through it, I was struck by the phrase, "Client shall not supply contractor with company uniform." "What, no uniform?" I joked to the CFO. "Go design one," he replied. BEHOLD! My new avatar!!

I'm not a Newsom fan at all, but I'll be chuckling about this for days.

Normalize 86 47.

Why are you trans? (Wrong answers only) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!!

"Trans children have such awful lives, isn't it better for them to not suffer?" Transness is actually really awesome. It's the transphobia that sucks. If everyone responded to trans kids coming out with "thanks for telling me, I love you" and being affirming, trans kids would have GREAT childhoods.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Actively seeking comment as to whether broadcast media, cable media, and social media should be regulated differently when choosing to spread inane horse shit from Brenden Carr.

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

@captnamy.bsky.social , @anneb.bsky.social

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

While the label "Two Spirit" is a modern umbrella term the concept of gender non conforming people both existing and being accepted by Indigenous society predates colonization. Ma-Nee Chacaby explains the concept perfectly. Trans people existing is not new - history is just being erased

More than 4300 people showed up for No Kings today in our little community of 8300.

Meaning no disrespect to ANYONE, the pun is just too easy. Donald J. Trump, The Straight Whore Muse. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social You may use this for a small contribution to my favorite charity.

Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate!!!

Me to the careers of anti-trans Dems:

Tax cuts for giant corporations and the super rich. Paid for by cuts to the social safety net for everyone else. The state of Trump's union. [@itep.org]

BREAKING: This is an anti-ICE account. But you all knew that, right?

Just making sure that everyone gets to see that that needs to see this. Eat my panties, Brendan Carr. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Context is everything!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYL5...

just putting this here no reason

So....replacing Gregory Bovino with Tom Homan doesn't feel like much of an improvement; sort of like being told that Hannibal Lecter is being moved to another cell and now you'll be bunking with Josef Mengele.

Good God!! The fucking bitch is still clinging to the fever dream lie that we are all paid protesters.

It appears that the Second Amendment is reserved solely for Republicans to shoot anyone they don't agree with.

PSA What ICE can and cannot do Spread the information widely. EVERYONE needs it.

Tis the season www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJ...

These are hands down the absolute BEST Ribs'n Rings on the Peninsula!!!🍽️🍷

I have achieved the nearly perfect pork chop.🍷

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

This is the dude in the post below - fyi.

Given the level of Republican graft and corruption at this point, they can tear down the entire White House and the Capitol with it for all I fucking care. SNAP benefits end Nov 1. The REAL question is, how are we as Americans going to help feed our fellow citizens for the next three years?

A perfect way to end a day. Schnitzel and spinach. Simple. Elegant. Satisfying. 🍽️🍷

Safe AND protected 💅🏼 🔪

“I have hope, faith, that America will defeat and overcome this fascist menace, this authoritarian mania, this MAGA cult, & save our freedoms.” Watch @mehdirhasan.bsky.social's remarks at the ‘No Kings’ rally in DC where he called out Trump for destroying democracy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylbr...