I CANT WATCH THE BILLS GAME HERE IM GONNA SCREAM

Everyone here looks like Mose Schrute

Accurate. I always choose ranger, all else being equal 💚

I’m in the South right now btw. If I start conservative posting, just know I’m trying to maintain my cover.

Is administration is full of ignorant liars.

Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.

Rioters are now dropping PIANOS FROM PULLEYS outside the doorway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents COME OUT OF THE PIANO WITH PIANO KEYS FOR TEETH. This is DISGUSTING

This is why it’s important to extract folks from Elon Musk’s fascist CSAM website (and get them on Bluesky, the official app of sports)

Can always count on Dropkick to say it as it is 😂 consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

So the government is buying up crypto, and GPUs, and then RAM, and now Pokemon cards? How are my fellow nerds not completely united against this?

I am learning too much about the sex lives of public figures

Part of why DHS needs to be scrapped entirely is that they’ve completely failed the mission. We would be safer with occasional acts of international terrorism than with DHS’s actions. “The cure can’t be worse than the disease.” Better to uproot it and try a different tact for addressing security.

sex is the dark souls of hugs

Screenshots of some of the documents found in looted ICE vehicles from one of the livestreams before it got turned "private" on YouTube (after the other one already was). Share widely and make sure the genie can't go back in the bottle.

I have never felt more seen by a Post

To my fellow IBD sufferers, I think this may be our time. This is the day our curse becomes power 👀

The one guy:

Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended

Ya, ICE was designed so that a US citizen could be detained without cause at a public park while agents steal his car with a 1 year old in the back seat. The 1 year old was returned with a bruised cheek.

OH MY GOD MY HUSBAND JUST SENT THIS TO ME I'M DYING

“Local PC hardware is antiquated, and ready to be replaced by cloud options.” Translation: Billionaires, corporations, and conglomerates are going to buy up all the materials and resources YOU would use for a pc and use them in their own data centers in order to sell you a PC subscription.

@booker.senate.gov what is it with you? I supported your primary bid way back when because I liked what you were saying, way to make me look like an idiot yet again with what you actually do (nothing)

I finally swallowed my pride and turned down the BG3 difficulty to “Balanced”. I thought it would be fun to revisit at harder difficulty, but it is just not fun for every encounter to need my A-game imo

If you’re really good at using self-checkout, the grocery store manager has to offer you a job. If this has never happened to you, then you’re going too slow

Remember, they aren’t smart and they’re moving fast. Most homes have a place or two that is hard to find or access. It won’t be in their ability to look thoroughly. Have a plan and hope you don’t need it.

Steelers is a very interesting HC vacancy. On the one hand, they don’t have the pieces to be very good right now. They’re built to be mid. But you have to figure that’s the most secure job once you get it. New HC would have a lot of time to shape that team

My kid wants to wear sunscreen so she “doesn’t get burned by the sun and doesn’t burn the sun” and now I know I’m raising her with both confidence and empathy 😂

Loving the contrast between people who know who Scott Adams was and people who just remember reading Dilbert 😅

Man, how awesome would it be to get a Texans-Bears Super Bowl?? That’s what I’m rooting for. (Sorry Rams, Bears are more fun)

Aaron Rodgers has an immaculate record of getting the people around him fired. But can he take down Mike Tomlin? The most stubbornly entrenched coach in the league? Let’s find out

BIG GUY TD????

Sad to see this dynamic young player has a drinking problem

This is my blood

ICE was created in 2003. We do not need the organization. If any member of the Democratic establishment is uncomfortable at anything less than the complete dismantling of ICE then we should not follow them. That's the standard.

OH MY GOD, TEXANS! Firmly grasp it!!!!

My kid has been in preschool for only 2 days and already an illness has taken out our household

the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor he’s the kind of guy they get training from the whole institution is rotten, throw it out

I’m thankful Justin Herbert carried the team this far… but man we have to get him help on the OL. This is a historically bad OL, they don’t belong on a pro football field, much less a playoff game.

If you have a 401(k), are inclined to take risks, and have a strong suspicion that the stock market is going to tank because a dictator is taking over monetary policy to force low interest rates, wouldn’t it be a good idea to take out a large 401(k) loan? Like, insulate some from the drop?

Oh come on, we get that absolute gift of a 1st down and then do nothing with it??? My mental health is failing

A common trait among all elite football players across positions is insane situational/positional awareness. Like I have no idea how they do it. CMC, Saquon, Pat Mahomes, Ja’Marr Chase, Pat Surtain, etc, they all have it. Probably stating the obvious but it’s just so impressive

they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)

This is EXACTLY how I slipped on the banana peel in my earlier story about the most embarrassing way I ever got hurt. Except of course I was minding my own business rather than aiding and abetting murderers

49ers lost the NFC Championship to the Eagles when they didn’t have a QB. Now the Eagles are going to lose in the NFC WC without a kicker

They have no job other than to terrorize citizens and now murder them. It isn't a real job. Other departments already did the "job" they're supposedly doing. And they are purposefully choosing untrained violent people because this is the job! Abolish is median position. Has to be. It's a layup!

The Jaguars were so good this season, but their constant misuse/underuse of BTJ was criminal. I hope they trade him, he is too good to be buried like that.

I think I’m going to turn the difficulty down on BG3. I wanted to do tactician since it’s a repeat playthrough, but idk how I’m supposed to not constantly take long rests lol

Slightly diminish a game Metal Gear Pretty Reliable